making someone run for their life from you in a labyrinth can be foreplay

This is what I imagine it’s like to live in the United States.

This is what I imagine it’s like to live in the United States.

any monk born after 1436 doesn't know how to truly devote themselves to christ... all they know is be late for matins, copy they manuscripts, contemplative herb garden walk, be bisexual, eat eels and lie

My amulet and I are actually in a completely healthy relationship with consensual BDSM elements. stop kink shaming us. I think bleeding out of my eyes is sexy and my amulet agrees. Also the amulet uses neopronouns which is why I keep calling it my precious.

i'll do my part here

Chalice by jottingprosaist - m/🏳️‍⚧️m, noncon fic about a dragon kidnapping a human to use as a sex toy. one of my favorite fics of all time and multiple posts on this blog have either been inspired by or directly referenced it

The Dragon Rider's Pet by Silex - f/f/m(dragon), noncon fic with a pretty similar premise to the one above. really liked this one too, a mutual sent it to me at some point

till my thighs are steeped in Burning by Rethira - m/m, fandom i know literally nothing about but it has some of my favorite writing ever, definitely influenced my style a bit. this one's my go-to when people ask for fanfics

Alone Together by WonderMint - m/f as far as i can tell. i do not remember this one at all but i still have the tab open so it can't be that bad. give it a shot and see what you think

The Dragon's Hoard by HollyWasRed - 🏳️‍⚧️m/f, another pretty old tab for me but i do remember really liking it. if its the fic im thinking of theres some really cute intimacy moments in here

Dragon Riders (series) by stupidsexysock - m/m, noncon. this is a gift bag of various fics where humans get bred and egged by male dragons and then carry said eggs for a while. also theres fantasy politics in here i think

Adellia Hawk: Monster Hunter by Ovipositivity - f/everything tbh, usually noncon. series about a monster hunter in training who gets fucked by somehow every creature in the setting. this is sort of an honorable mention because its mostly not dragons but there is a chapter where she fucks a dragon and it's pretty good

hope thats enough

yippee! is a gateway drug. to other substances such as. wahoo! and yay!

FUCK

???

I'm making a joke that I say yippee too much and am going to be possessed to start saying things like yay and wahoo

ohhh carry on noble jester your comedic pursuits call

extremely evocative textbook diagram

knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords

the honey they produce is chivalrous deeds

DO NOT listen to that tagger. That is a more modern take on knighthood. Nobles could knight knights, knights could knight knights. Before that, any guy with a sword and a horse could just be a knight. Just because the monarchy is holding all the knight rights in England doesn’t mean that is the way it is supposed to be. Knight anarchy.

🗡️ If you’re reading this, I have knighted you. Fuck all those chivalric orders that popped up during the Crusades. Knight anarchy. 🗡️

size difference kink but in the “i grew up being made fun of for being chubby so now the idea of a giant of a man being able to toss me around and tower over me without making my weight a problem makes me really horny” way, you get what im saying?

AWARD UPDATE

You may remember my mentioning in a previous newsletter that What Manner of Man was eligible for the Indie Ink Awards. I want to thank each and every one of you who voted, because What Manner of Man has made it into the finals of almost every category it was up for:

(I don’t know precisely when the winners will be announced, but not for some time.)

The Indie Ink Awards have hundreds of books in the running every year, so it really means a lot that so many of you voted for WMOM in so many categories. Every stage of this process has been such a genuine surprise, I’m amazed to see this work reaching so many people. Thank you! 💀🎉

I'm choosing to believe, btw, that What Manner of Man was nominated for the “Made Me Hungry/Thirsty” category by my many vampire readers who desperately want to make a meal out of Father Ardelian.

Previews of some new Patreon-exclusive art, a wonderful fan-made Lord Vane, and a quick update on the development of A Companion in Vice + some discussion of the man that I've been building for you in my lab in today's newsletter →

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

Sorry mister Klimt for drawing your Kiss over and over again but listen . Lord Vane and Father Ardelian

#WerewolfWednesday There are still 2 tapestry prints of this one left!

This keeps him busy for the rest of the night.

Oh no