AP Kindergarten Alumnus

good morning fat bitches and transgender women and internet perverts

Hello to the nonbinary hos and trans men

this is a post about transgender women actually

The server admin watching me and my friends chaos unfold from the safety of Creative mode

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

Oh wrong post

No stay in this space with me

wish i was trans so i could be a girl

whats up^-^

"copyright is good in theory" did you know that you can digitize books and then have infinite copies so in theory every book, every piece of information ever written and published could be shared across the world basically for free but any attempts to actually do this get shut down by copyright lawyers?

Did you know that 80% of all video games ever made have been lost forever due to the copyright holders no longer finding their sale profitable?

Did you know that Aaron Swartz was driven to suicide after being charged by the US government with 13 felony counts for using the wrong computer to download academic journal PDFs he had legal access to? Gotta love copyright~

it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}

anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal

I'm not proud to say it but this line from a 60 year old detective novel made me re-think some things about friendship

[ID: Excerpt from the novel Darker than Amber by John D MacDonald on slightly yellowing paper that reads:

"You can be at ease only with those people to whom you can say any damn fool thing that comes into your head, knowing they will respond in kind, and knowing that any misunderstandings will be thrashed out right now, rather than buried deep and given a chance to fester."

/ End of ID.]

@m1dori-eyes

Why WOULD I pay for tumblr premium when I get quality ads like this???

After three years of waiting and appointments, my SRS got canceled because they decided to wait until less than two weeks before my surgery to spring a BMI limit on me! Even though I asked at my consult and on my first phonecall with them if they had one!

So I'm having a fucking week and a half over here. Too bad I don't weigh what I did fucking 10 years ago on T in high school! 🤣

When I asked why they have a BMI limit on SRS they said "Oh well if you have too high of a BMI it can cause your canal to collapse."

So apparently fat folks don't have cunts, in case y'all didn't know! Shit snaps shut like a collapsing hose apparently.

When the person I'm fucking takes a drink of water mid sex, tipping them over the magical BMI limit, and their pussy clamps down on me like a hydraulic vise

does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

do you see the issue now

I forgot to post this on trans day of visibility.

see you next year, loves.

Apparently Tumblr feels the same way about my knight pictures that some of y'all do.

chicken jockey being the last possible 4chan post is fucking hilarious but there's so many amounts of comedic irony to it.

it's like a tyrant dying from falling over a medium sized brick wall. humiliating end.

chicken jockey is just, a bad omen at this point

but in this case, it's a blessing in disguise.

for those that don't know.

ok this looks like a joke but it's actually serious, if you are prepping for anal sex and you over-clean you are stripping away the natural mucus that lines the rectum and protects it from damage. All you need to do to make sure you're clean enough for sex is make sure to eat a well-balanced diet with a good amount of fiber, evacuate the bowels (i.e. poop) beforehand, MAYBE douche using a SMALL amount of PLAIN WATER in an enema bulb (not repeatedly or excessively), and then wash the outer surrounding area gently with soap and water in the shower. That's it! Don't put soap up your ass, or any kind of "cleanser"! Don't douche 5000 times! And be sure to use a lot of lube especially if you did choose to douche, because it makes you more vulnerable to injury from friction! Stay safe and don't hurt your butthole

and if you're not having sex, nothing needs to go inside there at all! just use mild soap and water on the outside only.

[ID: a screenshot of a YouTube video by Your Friendly Proctologist that is titled "You will [caps] Never [caps end] be clean. [caps] Stop [caps end] hurting your anus!" The title card for the video shows a green gradient nackground with lots of hearts and the text "You are dirty. But... Its normal and okay." a mam in scrubs is presenting the text. /End ID]

Certified Sex Ed Post!