can i ask myself questions
omg i can
Reblogged nerdery-and-such
one of my favorite things in stormlight
the kaladin-shallan-adolin ship would literally be canon if kal wasnt a prude
โI could see a world where Shallan and Adolin would go for it, but Kaladin is as prudish as I am, so I doubt you'd persuade him. :)โ
words cannot describe my disappointment in kal for being such a prude.
maybe heโll be different after a decade chilling with the Heralds in paradiseโฆ
Reblogged thalassata
Baby seals being cursed with the love of pipes is so funny to me. Why is a caterpillar curling around a pipe. Yo-ling get AWAY from those pipes ugh
Reblogged annesophiewashere
so background. my fiancรฉe and my mom have been calling each other โBFFโ since we started dating over 5 years ago. like that was my momโs contact name in Selenaโs phone for half a decade.
anyway we just got engaged a few days ago, and now the two of them want to update their nicknames to reflect that. and. well. hold on i gotta gear up for this one
they have decided on โmother in law foreverโ and โdaughter in law forever.โ fucking. MILF and DILF. yes they are both FULLY aware of what those mean and not even god and his angels can make them stop
can someone please mercy kill me
update! you havenโt experienced horror until your partner greets your mother by screaming โhi milf!!!โ across a crowded pride festival!
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It's a miracle Dewi hasn't stepped on any bugs at this point.
Bug Fact: Bloodworms have jaws and venom glands at the end of their long throat, which they turn inside out to catch prey. Pictures Below
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Reblogged captain-rosehip
"Three Black Cats" by Carl Kahler, (1856 - 1906)
