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Excuse me, does your firm also represent women under thirty who experience fandom misogyny from people who are mad at That Girl From College/Work/High School?

we take those cases pro fucking bono

CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT TBH!!!

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

that was like watching someone very skillfully assembling a stained-glass window just to watch someone else dropkick it

Bitch fuck KIRBY and it's fans I hope they get exactly one more game and META KNIGHT marries a woman

SOME DAYS I AM THE CREATOR OF FURY. SOMETIMES EVERY OUNCE OF ICHOR IN MY BODY IS REPLACED WITH CONCENTRATED FREEZING RAGE. ALL I WANT IS TO TEAR RIBCAGES OPEN AND CRUSH BONES WITHIN MY MANDIBLES SO THAT I MAY FEEL THE DELICIOUS CRUNCH AS THEY TURN TO DUST IN MY MAW

OTHER DAYS I HAVE INVENTED BLISS. MY BODY PULSES WITH A WARM CALMING LIGHT AND ALL I WANT IS TO HOLD MY BELOVED CLOSE AND WATCH HIS NEURONS FIRE OFF AS I PLUCK AT HIS BEAUTIFUL FLESH.

GUESS WHICH SIDE OF ME THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WANTS YOU TO HEAR ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!? CERTAINLY NOT THE LOVING SIDE I’LL TELL YA THAT

I dunno man, maybe dont listen to the mainstream media. Theyre all losers with bad taste. Do whatever you want, dont let the shackles of society trap you

WHO SAID I WAS LISTENING TO MAINSTREAM MEDIA?? I WAS JUST REMINDING HUMANITY THAT I’M NOT THE HEARTLESS MONSTER THE FEDS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE I AM.

I’M A VERY HEARTFUL MONSTER THANKYOUVERYMUCH

Filled*

You've definitely eaten more than one.

”HEARTFUL” IMPLIES I’M ALREADY FULL OF HEARTS BUT HEARTFILLED IS A LOT MORE FUN I’LL ADMIT

public proposals are so embarrassing if someone tried to propose to me in public I’d walk away

Because we’re gay and love free dessert, mostly. Grifting is my love language

"grifting is my love language" is the greatest thing I've ever heard

We’ve proposed to each other 3 times now. The first time was in a park, with just us. The second time was immediately afterwards, in a restaurant, where the family next to us bought our dinner and left without telling us that’s what they were doing, and the restaurant gave us champagne and chocolate cake. The third time, the restaurant gave us Prosecco. At least one of use legitimately cried on each occasion, so we’re giving the crowd their money’s worth. But yeah, defn grifting.

basically every type of animal either lives for 10 years or 100 years. the trick is to be a 100 year animal

this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

She was so inspiring to me

Undertale really said hey you know that plain looking husk of a person who's really angry all the time for no reason. they would actually be really happy as a catgirl. that would fix them. she's a girl now that's just who she is now. she's better in every way now

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

i actually think it's rly cool for people getting an abortion to joke about the abortion, and it's not tasteless or bad. btw. they are allowed to joke about it. and it's funny.

ok this post is about this tweet i saw and found fucking hilarious:

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.