i will always be pro "men DNI" because even aside from the fact it's mostly lesbian sex workers and porn blogs using it, it just makes some people so goddamn fucking angry that it can't not be the correct thing to do.

there's like one million "nuance" arguments ppl make usually surrounding trans women and it's like.... I'm really sorry but it's not exactly difficult to tell when someone's using it in a terfy way and when someone's using it in at "I am a trans lesbian posting nudes" way lol.

points made but the sunset is more beautiful when you have a monster cock

may i share with you the best video on the internet

Hardware store saturday

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

hey man what if i cried

You take the blue Eggman MDMA pill (158.4 mg), the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Eggman MDMA pill (162.8 mg), you stay in Eggmanland, and I show you just how meddlesome that hedgehog is

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

rethink your weekend. Harder liquor on an emptier stomach is just what you need. Trust me, I’m a doctor.

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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat

points deduction. that last baby was a calvinist

oh my god people yes i know calvinism is a type of christianity the joke is that it doesn't take skill to hit a baby who's predestined to get hit come on

im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely

This