we, of course, came from hell

Actually the funniest thing to happen in any of the mxtx fandoms is that in svsss, Shang Qinghua never published Shen Jiu's backstory because he didn't want to deal with the discourse, and then irl every other post I've seen about Shen Jiu is some kind of discourse

#my man was a shit person and he knew it. he was an abuse victim and an abuser#he purposely self sabotaged#had he the chance to go back and do it again he'd just murder lbh and keep on being his horrible self#he was tragic#because of the narrative and because he couldn't help himself. he thought he was a monster and so acted like one and so he WAS a monster#and I do have the ''I can fix him'' disease about him. but I keep it to myself because 70% of his fans are crazy#''he did nothing wrong'' he did so many things wrong lmao. if you can't love him as he is then get out#svsss (via @mccromy)

cosigned

If tumblr shuts down you can find me in your house getting your posts directly from the source

you should be able to call your team's gm like you can call your senator

I'm not allowed to play paladin with one of my playgroups anymore, because the last time I did, one of the rogues in my party decided kill a townsperson in front of me "just to see what would happen," and the moment she did I used a smite evil and killed her instantly. Everyone else (except the DM) thought it was a dick move that I basically forced her to roll an entirely new character after one night.

That's the only proper way to play a paladin.

You pick a fight, you get the smite.

"it's what my character would do" says the rogue.

"samesys!" Says the paladin, cheerfully rolling a nat 20 smite to destroy the rogue.

"Huh, i wonder what would happen if i killed this totally innocent person in front of the paladin."

"You will die. What will happen is you will die."

[coughing up blood] please, I require... media that will make me feel as bad as is physically possible...

what kind of five act tragedy is befalling the national hockey league

the best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago. the second best time was 9 years and 364 days ago. the third best time was 9 years and 363 days ago. the fourth best time was

The best time to make this post was thirteen days ago.

fuck someone else made my joke

It's okay. The second best time to make this post is today.

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

Let me demonstrate my answer for you:

That's it. That's my answer. Endor.

Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.

that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.

like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.

@softness-and-shattering I hate you I hate you I hate you

guy who wouldn’t even notice they’ve been sex pollened with all the repressed lust they’ve got going on

people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it's okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that's an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it's used, right

forgot where i was blogging. something something me too and i dont start rusting about it. or whatever

i am SOO invested in my mutuals lives. i hope i never lose you i hope this parasocial relationship never ends.

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

CUTE PEOPLE LOVE LOGGING ONTO THIS SITE. cute people love reading this post. cute people love drinking water

I don't like drinking water

I'm sending one locust to your house. this number may or may not go up

stop borrowing grief from the future challenge FAILED

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