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It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.
I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed
Bitches will create a binary and use it to oppress the other side for ANYTHING
An ad for your deepest desires :)
You know what I just admire the graphic design on this
It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but itโs just about biting
1000/10 excellent job
my soft and comfortable mama
Me at the beginning of this year: Iโm so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes Iโm not gonna let anything slip through the cracks itโs time to live
Me approaching the end of March:
i have not stopped thinking about this goodreads review for a MOMENT since i read it. it pingpongs in my head at all times. yesterday i walked into the kitchen and i realized i hadn't washed the pot from the night before, and said coldly, "the work of a sad little man who needs to see the ocean." unreal. i know i am changed.
Black coffee enjoyers fighting the longest war known to man
conversations with my sisters cat
Moth Dress by Cat Johnson Photo credit: Christina Solomons
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
dni unless you have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, all the modern languages, all while possessing a certain something in your air and manner of walking, the tone of your voice, your address and expressions-
