Bruce Wayne is kidnapped... A lot. And it's always so weird that only Batman is allowed to save him. That this dumb, charming, but kidnap-able Billionaire doesn't have a bodyguard.

Now, Bruce can simply go "Oh, we've got Batman. No need to worry for that!" But people are fussy nowadays. He underestimates just bow much Gotham loves their disaster of a prince with a golden heart. Even his company employees are begging him to hire a bodyguard. (This is from the many files being sent to his office, obvious recommendations on competent bodyguards)

Playing around with ink

Please let me do my job

Danny somehow manages to get a job working as a server during a gala event. The uniform sucks, but he wasn’t about to complain when he was desperate for any job right now. He had to flee from Amity after his parents discovered that he was Phantom with almost nothing, but the clothes on his back. So the uniform was definitely worth it with how much he was getting paid. 

What wasn’t worth it though was the amount of rich fruitloops that have approached him. Everytime he turned around someone was there and wanted to ask him questions. Asking things like why he was dressed as a server, and calling him by the name of Tim. It wasn't hard to figure out that everyone thought he was Tim Drake-Wayne. 

He knows that the Waynes are known for black hair and blue eyes, but for him to be getting this much attention for it is just getting ridiculous at this point. Danny would have just brushed it under the rug as it being a rich people are just weird thing. If it hadn’t been for the fact that Dick Grayson, the oldest Wayne child, had grabbed him coming out of the kitchen and into a secluded area. 

“Tim, what are you doing; why are you dressed as a server? Everyone here knows your face, now is not the time to be going undercover!” Dick whispers while looking for anyone that might be watching them. “Go change back into your normal clothes. Well talk about whatever this is back in the cave ok?” 

The fact that Tim Drake goes undercover was probably not something Danny was supposed to know. Also, did he say cave? As in the Bat-Cave? A rock settles in Danny stomach as he realizes that the Wayne's are the bats. Which is definitely not something he should know.

Before Danny can think of anything to say that will get him out of this situation without any problems a voice is already calling out, "Dick! What are you doing back here?"

The owner of the voice is of course none other than Tim Drake himself. This wasn’t going to end well Danny thought to himself as he watch Dick looked between himself and Tim.

How did this become his life.

Danny looked back at Dick pleadingly, eyes big and doe-like.

"I tried to tell you, now look what you've done! Now I know a secret I'm not supposed to, I just wanted to do my jooobb. Please just let me do my job Mr. Grayson..."

He looked so dejected and desperate, it was kind of sad. He knew it though, Danny just didn't care, he wanted to get out of here so he could go back to making bank.

Y'know, to live.

Well- half-live.

Anyways! ....The older looked so confused and worried and now the real Tim is glaring at him suspiciously.... "Oh fudge," Danny thought he said internally. "Don't kidnap me and erase my memory?" He asked.

Tim sighed heavily and pinched his nose. Dick squeaked before-

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Listen. Dick panicked. You can't blame him for punching his little brother's doppelganger in the face when there were two Little Timmies in front of him.

... Timmy does not look at all happy with what is happening....

Infact, he looks more tired than usual. And exasperated. And annoyed. And hes glaring at Dick now. And-

Well. Not happy, that's for certain.

Dick smiles at him.

He regrets it almost immediately.

It was a few hours later when Danny woke up feeling hazy on some sort of bed, his vision blurred by the bright lights and felt something hooked up to him while hearing beeping.

He could faintly hear words from someone right next to him, but couldn't make out what was being said specifically.

Now a rational person would assume this is a hospital or something similar...

...Someone who has lived the life Danny was not rational and naturally assumed something far worse even if it made no immediate logical sense.

The Halfa immediately jolted awake by sheer adrenaline and kicked whoever was talking as he jumped to his feet.

Suddenly someone else immediately rushed to grab him as he had an arm around Danny's neck, multiple voices were screaming.

However Phantom bit the arm causing the grabber to scream before the ghost boy threw the figure over his shoulder and onto the ground as they landed on their back.

Danny growled before finally his vision began to focus and...

...Realized it was the Wayne's, not even in masks as the Bats. just the Waynes. Though all were now on guard except-

"-ucker bites like a goddamn badger! Are we sure he's not a clone of Timmy!?"

He looked down at one Jason Todd on the ground, clutching his arm with a very noticeable bite mark. Meanwhile off to the side, Bruce Wayne has his arm gripping the side of his body indicating he was the one Danny initially kicked away.

The half-ghost hero immediately nervously chuckled before crouching down and trying to help Todd to his feet.

"Uh... Sorry bout that, I uh... Sort of panicked and thought I was in a worst position."

He focused on the Wayne's with an uncertain smile to hide his fears.

"You're trained, not well... But you clearly have fought before."

Bruce noticed with a glare, causing Danny to frown and rub the back of his head.

"I uh... Lived in a ghost town, literally. You're not gonna wipe my memory after Mr. Grayson accidentally mistook me for Mr. Drake and basically revealed you're the Bats right?"

The Bats looked between each other before glaring at Dick who noticed the looks and rightfully countered with, "Well can you blame me for assuming he was Tim trying to go undercover for some stupid reason!?"

"I mean the little shit is certainly as feral." Jason chuckled from the side.

Tim raised an eyebrow as he finally spoke, "That remains to be seen Mr. Nightingale. Or do you prefer Phantom, Mr. Fenton?"

The ghost boy felt his blood run cold as his supposed doppelganger turned a laptop towards Danny, showing a photo of Phantom being wanted and a zoomed in picture from a family photo of Danny Fenton with a red X over him.

Details of the article listed how the Ghost boy supposedly killed and impersonated the Fenton's now deceased son, with lies of calling himself Half Ghost when he was discovered months prior.

...Danny suddenly wishes he could go back to when his only problem was Grayson thinking he was Tim.

Danny frowns at Tim, internally panicking. "Lord of the Flies! Fine!" He says and crosses his arms defensively. "I died! In a lab accident. In their basement. In the portal they were building." He clenches his jaw. "But when a portal to the infinite realms opens right on top of you as you're being electrocuted to death you tend to have some changes. Mostly in your biology."

He's looking away from all of them. "They did not take those changes well when they found out. But thank you for vividly reminding me of my horrific vivisection. Just what i needed after waking up thinking i was back on their lab table." he bites out. Hes holding his arm defensively, they suddenly notice the faint lichenburg scars.

Do you think the rouges think there is a new Robin every time they change something about themselves because honestly the robins all look pretty similar so the only way to tell was in the style choices

They know Batman gets a new Robin occasionally but they don’t know when which leads to them thinking that Batman got a new sidekick after like a hair cut or a suit change

Riddler: oh I see Batman got a new Robin needed the newer version hm?

Tim drake got a hair cut: (gets punched when he pauses in confusion)

Tim in the midst of puberty and his voice got deeper: stop right there joker

Joker: ooh a new bird to kill how fun I should get my crow bar polished

Harley and ivy robing a bank just as Damian shows up

Harley: ok this is getting ridiculous we need to have a intervention for you batsy there is no way you can give your children enough emotional support and attention if you adopt a new one once a month

Damian who redesigned his suit: wha-

Batman pinching the bridge of his nose: same kid Harley

Ivy: are you sure about that

Harley: yea are ya sure you didn’t adopt one without realizing it batsy?

Batman glances at Damian unsure:

Damian: Father!

Fic prompt #7

Dpxdc

Danny Fenton is the biological father of Timothy Drake.

He had a one night stand with Janet the night before her wedding.

She didn’t tell nobody about it, nor she tried to confirm whatever Tim was Jake son or not, but after some years even without proofs she could see the resemblance.

Not wanting his husband to find out she convinced him to stay out of Gotham for work.

13 years old Tim Drake-Wayne find the diary of his mother and truth about his birth and decide to try searching for his biological father

Bruce: Who is that?

Dick: A kid I met in Bludhaven.

Jason: Oh god, not you too.

Damian, whispering: Are we sure Richard isn't my biological brother?

Tim, also whispering: Yes... Maybe?

Jason, joining the conversation: The adoption gene got transferred through osmosis

Bruce: Where did you get them?

Dick: I was on patrol and they wanted to show me some flips.

Bruce: So they're an acrobat?

Dick: Yeah!

Bruce: Alfred!

Dick: Huh?

Alfred: I shall reinforce all the chandeliers.

Dick: Wait that's not necessary!

Everyone else: ???

Dick: Seriously they're only staying with me a couple days.

Bruce: DAYS?! Alfred order the newest chandeliers.

Alfred: Right away, Master Bruce.

my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww

I still super duper love Sanji, I just was NOT expecting this little rat bastard to steal my heart

DC x DP prompt:

Anger management- 2008 movie What Happens in Vegas style.

Except Jason insists on staying married because he drunkenly texted the family group chat a wedding photo, complete with Elvis in the background. Several messages calling him an idiot has him doubling down, insisting that he has been with Jazmine (“I prefer Jazz.”) for years and they’re completely in love.

Jazz thinks Jason’s an insane rich kid, but he promises to pay her tuition even after their planned divorce in a year.

Cue fake-relationship rom-com with secret identities thrown in and oh, have you met my dead brother and his clone?

Jazz: Why should we stay married? It was literally a drunken night and definitely stupid.

Jason: Ok ok yes. But also I need to mess with my family and save face.

Jazz: They're gonna know eventually.

Jason: Yeah but if I fool them long enough I can laugh at them instead.

Jazz: -_-

Jason: Also I'll pay your full tuition and you aren't required to do any like, romantic stuff if you dont want except maybe some fake date pictures?

Jazz: We are getting divorced though right?

Jason: Of course.

Jazz: Ok fine. But! You need to do the same on my end. If my siblings found out about this they'll never let me live it down.

Jason: Mutally assured destruction nice.

John Constantine knows full and damn well that Phantom isn't a thousands year old ghost.

He knows because, in the middle of a fight against a deranged warlock, Phantom let out a small, warbling chirp in response to getting hit.

He'd quickly covered it up, but Constantine knows that that chirp is.

What if no ghosts respond to Phantom because the cry doesn't register as a cry to them? Because he's a halfa.

Sure, he can make the sound, and it sounds correct to human ears. But the flesh muffles the core resonance that accompanies the sound. Without that core resonance, to other ghosts, it sounds like mimicry.

Maybe it triggers an uncanny valley kind of response, where it sounds like something other trying to lure you in by pretending to be a baby.

And with Halfas being so rare and/or the Realms still in such disarray since Pariah was originally sealed (having lost the centralized knowledge and archives of a unified people as various smaller, independent factions arose in the High King's absence), no one knows about this unfortunate interaction of flesh and core in Halfas. If anyone ever did, that knowledge has long since been lost.

(Consequentially, this would put Vlad in basically the same boat here. No wonder he's so desperate for family. He's abandoned too.)

Valerie finding out that Danny is Phantom but rather than getting mad about it like Danny is anticipating, she just gets the ick because he isn't the whimpy, pathetic, damsel of a twink she was crushing on.

-Challenging Phantom is a decision not to be taken lightly. . I did a daily-drawing-challenge from March 1st to April 2nd. But the order doesn't mean the date they were made. I had to rearrange some of them so they could fit in and make sense as a story-sequence.

DCxDP - I'm under your spell!

Ellie is Damian's newest classmate at Gotham Academy. She soon gets a reputation for being the weird kid who's really into the supernatural and occultism. One day, Ellie and Damian get into an argument, Ellie accuses him of being a snobby rich prick born with a silver spoon in his mouth and decks him. When Damian subsequently starts experiencing shortness of breath, a racing heartbeat, etc whenever he's around Ellie he's convinced she put a curse on him.

She didn't. That's just his first crush.

Everyone in the Batfam upon hearing about his "symptoms": Ah yes. Be sure to investigate her thoroughly.

As soon as Damian is out of earshot: OMG it's Dami's first puppy crush!

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”

This keeps going past on my dash and I can’t let it go any longer. It’s time to see the record straight.

Miss Piggy doesn’t have a subtle bone in her floppy felt body. There is no possible way she could ever make it look like an accident.

Miss Piggy would make you into an example.

Little Snippets #10

"Oh hell naw!"

Goon Nr.1 shouted the moment the bag got pulled of Danny's head, and he squinted at the light. His eyes adjusted.

"I am not paid enough to deal with a Wayne kid!" Goon Nr.2 groan.

Danny blinked again. Now he could just... easily walk out of this, but the school trip had been boring, and he thought he could get in some rough housing if he let this men... like kidnapped him. You know? Like he does with his ghost rogues. But this was unexpected now that these guys were apparently getting a closer look at him.

"Come on its Wayne kid! The Ransom will be a big pay out." Goon Nr.3 said cheerful.

Danny blinked again, the other two goons giving the third one a rather deadpan stare.

"New guy?" Nr.2 asked.

"New guy." Nr.1 confirmed.

Okay, this was the point on which Danny was now puzzled. Who were the Wayne's? Why was kidnapping them bad? And was this a good moment to transform and get a bit of brawl in? He really wanted some action after all the museums and sightseeing trips Mr. Lancer took the class on.

Goon Nr.1 was now patting Nr.3's shoulder like he was an innocent child. "Dude, we don't mess with the Waynes because that alerts the Bats. We don't want to deal with Batman if we don't have too."

"Last time I worked for Peguin, he strung me up and tied me to a roof..." Nr.2 shivered.

"I saw him take out ten guys at once before... ran for my life that day." Nr.1 sighted before he shook his head. "And that's when Batman has a good day. On a bad day... you will have broken bones."

"And in the worst case, you get one of his spawns to show up instead." Goon Nr.2 added on.

"Uh... Spawns?" Danny couldn't help but ask, blinking from his spot on a chair, no longer tied onto it as he had already phased out of the ropes while they weren't looking.

"The Robin's!" The two goons said in sync and then proceeded to launch into an explanation about the Robin's, their theory about which Robin became which other vigilante according to the timeline and how Red Hood fit into that theory and also why they were so much worse when they showed up instead of Batman.

Danny won't deny it. That was kind of the most interesting part of his school trip now, as he sat there nodding along to the explanation Goon Nr.1 and Nr.2 were giving him and Nr.3.

Meanwhile...

Mr. Lancer was panicked. One Danny Fenton was missing. A Fenton was mission. He lost a God damn Fenton in an unknown city. He needed to do damage control and that quickly. Unknowingly alerting the Bats to the situation through contacting the GCPD to find one blue-eyed, black haired teenager.