the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
Reblogged brimscythes
if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy
Reblogged amanitapills
"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments
Reblogged themikeymonster
i could do a great one of those โget ready with meโ morning routine videos. like hi welcome to my channel everyone! first thing i do when i wake in the morning is i step outside and i take a deep breath and i get real high and i scream from the top of my lungs whatโs going onโ
and after that i try. oh my god do i try. i try all the time. in this institution
Reblogged solkorolevaa
do you think about vampires. have you thought about vampires. will you think about vampires. when will you think about vampires
Reblogged santhamantha
bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks
Reblogged beetledrink
Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone
Reblogged amitysquare
I do have a superiority complex bc Iโve never worn nor purchased something from Shein
Reblogged pleaseburger
like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear