Time to Mix Drinks and Change Lives

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

huh.

took off my pants

a blåhaj is a sort of maid that helps with the sleeping

a blåhaj is a sort of maid that helps with the sleeping

women, particularly those on tumblr, have been known to reblog art of anime girls smoking a cigarette and looking melancholic

plushiees,

good poast bocchi

My brain works like this

I love my sex themed Tumblr dashboard. Just scrolling and every post is penis penis penis penis penis vagina vagina penis penis

Everyone shut up they found Patrick and Spongebag

"you'll pay for this" - me as a cashier

Me: I should address this.

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway: Wait 👆 I have a suggestion…

A very cute lil meow meow from Limbus Company

(35 Year old bug man)

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

one must imagine sisyphus a little aroused by pushing the boulder

I could have a lowkey abusive girlfriend in her early 30s that doesn't listen to me when I safe-word but I don't. Because of woke

I could have a lowkey abusive girlfriend in her early 30s that doesn't listen to me when I safe-word but I don't. Because of woke