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“I want the relationship that’s healthiest for Bella” why. This is a book about vampires and werewolves and codependency and secrecy that kills you. If Bella were meant to be a normal happy healthy human girl she wouldn’t be in the story in the first place. This is fiction, she isn’t real, characters in stories don’t need to be healthy or live in reality. She deserves to suck blood and live forever if she wants idk

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Criticism that Twilight vampires are overpowered is obviously valid but I feel like people tend to downplay the drawbacks

yes it’s convenient that they’re pretty, hard to kill, and aren’t affected by the common anti-vampire measures (don’t need an invitation to a house, don’t burn in the sun, dgaf about crosses and silver, etc.)

but. BUT. I think the exaggerated blood thirst makes up for quite a bit of it. Part of becoming the ~ultimate predator~ is being at the mercy of instincts. their minds are not their own. I think the difficulty of self-control is emphasized in Twilight more than any other vampire media I’ve consumed. IMO the overpowered nature of their bodies makes the idea of a frenzy all the more terrifying— the stakes are crazy high

AND their blood thirst comes with some serious physical pain. I can’t think of any other vampire media off the top of my head that goes beyond “ohhh so tempting I’m sooooo thirsty I have the Urge” to “yeah it feels like I have a white-hot poker shoved down my throat :)” like. The decision to integrate to society basically comes at the cost of holding their necks to a hot stove. No wonder there are only a dozen total vampires in the world that bother

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“Heidi smiled absently. She reminded me of Rosalie though they looked nothing alike…I couldn’t seem to look away.” From New Moon where Bella meets the vampire mafia and rescues idiot ed-boy from his demise

She’s described as wearing tights, heels, “the shortest of mini skirts”, and a skin-tight red vinyl long sleeve. I guess that’s one way to attract tourists… 😉 💃

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What if, in that first biology class, Bella does pick up on the fact that Edward is really, really hungry, and being a pretty thoughtful person, she slowly fishes a snack bar out of her backpack, places it on their table, and slowly slides it over to him

@bennybunnysmalls EXACTLY. The confusion snaps him out of it just long enough to keep her alive.

Meanwhile Bella has to suppress a smirk after thinking “You get a little homicidal when you’re hungry. Have a Snickers”

If we want to go full crack here I can imagine Bella thinking “okay guess he’s not actually hungry” after the bar remains untouched for ten minutes. But when she slowly goes to grab it, Edward gets weirdly defensive and he himself does not understand why his reaction is the snatch the bar before she can take it back, and quietly snarling at her

Bella whispers “okay you can save it for later”

Edward keeps the bar and spends the next week in Alaska staring at the stupid thing, waxing poetic about how this strange girl’s reaction to a bloodthirsty predator is to offer it food. Was it selfless and altruistic for her first impulse to be to help me when I was so obviously hostile? Or was it a foolish and desperate offering made by someone who knew on some level that she was in grave danger? Either option is maddening to consider; the former beguiling in a way, and the latter bearing dangerous implications my family’s secret.

All the while, the Quaker Oats man on the wrapper smiles back at him :)

When he’s finally back in school and apologizes for his rude behavior on that first day Bella’s all “it’s fine, my mom’s always getting crabby when she tries those dad fasting diets. Did you want another bar? I noticed you and your family didn’t eat your lunch again today. I won’t tell anyone you’re cheating” very polite very demure while Edward’s like 🚨🚨she noticed we don’t eat?🚨🚨

I feel like a lot of the complaints about Bella and Edward’s relationship lose their edge when you keep the inspiration for the series (a dream about a boy and a girl in a meadow talking about the difficulties of being in love with him wanting to kill her— he’s a vampire) in mind

If you start there and work backwards, then of course they’re going to have a whirlwind, all-consuming, all around bonkers start in their relationship. Smeyer really leaned into the “he wanted to kill her” bit (best decision she ever made tbh), so for the relationship being worth the constant risk and struggle, the feelings had to be drastic.

For example: it causes the boy pain (literal and emotional!! Bloodlust is crazy in twilightverse!!) just to be around the girl, so he’s got to be so irrationally obsessed with her that he wants to watch her sleep to even put up with being around her. Now the girl’s got to be enough of a freak to match him, otherwise there’s no story

Smeyer’s writing has plenty of problems, don’t get me wrong. But Bella and Edward being freak4freak is a feature, not a bug

when people are like “it would have been better if Bella and Edward had both dated other people before and just liked each other a normal amount to start out with and weren’t so dramatic and codependent” I think you might just want to be reading a different book. a different genre even

imo Edward and Bella do actually have a pretty reasonable “getting to know you” period before they begin ‘dating’, and Edward understands a lot about Bella’s character by that point (if anything Midnight Sun went over the top with demonstrating this)—it very much is not a “love at first sight” sort of story.

that being said, I think the story does not work at all if Bella or Edward (but especially Edward) have experienced romance before. every moment they are together is a risk to Bella’s life (and thus, less importantly, Edward’s peace of mind for the rest of forever). Edward believes that he’s doomed after she dies, because he thinks it would be destroying her immortal soul to change her, and it is thus a morally indefensible action.

you think they should be going through all of that even though they just like each other a normal amount? the only way the stakes make any kind of sense here is if they both feel that the other is legitimately their only chance at passion, romance, or happiness of any kind. no that’s not very “realistic.” it is a paranormal romance.

a fun little game that bella and edward play is "try to find a song that my 100+ year old music buff boyfriend with perfect recall doesn't know". not only has edward had decades of loneliness way too much free time that he's filled with music, but whenever anyone listens to music in range of his telepathy he hears it through them. he's got so much music in his head

bella starts to hum a tune and sees how long it takes for edward to join in. any genre, any period. the longest she's stumped him is like 3 seconds. she's even tried to make up a song on the spot a few times to stump him, but he's had a song to match. it's almost annoying. almost. mostly it's cute. she glares at him because she "lost" but then smiles and squeezes his hand, every single time

edward loves it because as time goes on it eases bella's shyness and she starts to sing instead of hum every so often. it's soft and quiet and only in private but depending on the song he can even persuade her to keep singing with him. they do a sweet little rendition of "got it together" by lee hazelwood & nancy sinatra.

luckily she never, ever has to deal with the annoyance of having a song on the tip of her tongue because she's basically dating the shazam app

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