“x lives in my head rent free” yah everything lives in my head rent free because i’m not some little landlord bitch

restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8

me: honey i never stop serving

Thank you Canada that is a great name

I’M FREAKING CRYING I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WAS THE INSPIRATION

if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied illuminate the no’s on their vacancy signs if there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks i’ll follow you into the dark

Not excited for the Teen Wolf movie?

Big supernatural even in 2020. Big doctor who news in 2021. I really think it’s best we all prepare for next year and the inevitable.

ps4 controller

this is still my favourite tweet of all time

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew

Naruto Naruto

but what about sasuke?

thinking about what he’s going thru

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The ad: DON’T APPROVE THIS AD! DON’T DO IT! DON’T FUCKING DO IT!!!

The guy in charge of approving ads: