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DELTWRUNE ANNOYNCED H MY FUCKUNG GOD
I AM SO FUCKING HYPED AHDJKGVKDNNSCJJFJSJSENKFJXNENTB DELTARUNE EON JUNE 5TH DUDE WHAT THE HELL MAN
TOBY I AM GOING TO PAY YOU ALL MY MONEYS FOR YOU'RE DELTARUNES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DELTARUNE 63 TOMORROWS AWAY
I HAVE SMILED EAR TO EAR FOR A SOLID 10 MINUTES BECAUSE OF THIS I AM SO EXCITED YAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!
THANK YOU TOBY FOR BEING SO COOL
three truths one lie
the lie is: forgetting to shit for 3 days, but NOT clogging my cousin's toilet!!!!
yes. i did eat a tomato every single day. i munch it like an apple and it was very funny. my mom somehow convinced me to do it and it's one of my favorite things to use in 3 truths 1 lie (everytime i did it my friends would look at me so weird lmfao)
yes. i saw water was lookin a bit sussy. it was kinda brown so i told my parents and they told me to go underground to wash the tank and also to the roof to wash the water tank!!! it was kinda fun so yeah now it's clean!!!!
yes. i sneezed 16 times in a row without being sick. i have this weird allergy that activates at a very specific moment where there is a big temperature change. i was taking a bath and it was very cold. then i popped out into a cold air conditioned room while still using towel. uh oh, my circulatory system says nuh uh i don't like this and i start sneezing a shit ton. i got the thought to start counting my sneezes and after wearing my clothes (while bothered by the constant sneezing) i darted outside of the room and it was pretty hot outside (not air conditioned, around 31° C (87.8° F for you Americans) and proceeded to sneeze more. that's how i sneezed 16 times in about 2 minutes or something while being perfectly healthy
Reblogged skorch5840
Who that man
the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h
you forgor!!!!!! HIS PENITS!!!
Oh my god I forgot his peanut
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FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis
guacamole is an incredible food and no other opinion will be tolerated
olives to death sentence immediately
mango i have no opinion on
hummus is gross minus when eaten with carrots
TOMATOES LOML
i am unable to form an opinion on.cannolis at this moment in time
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im making this into a tag game i need to know
Guacamole: Disgusting. No thank you
Olives: Awful vile things. They need to be eradicated from earth RN.
Mango: Amazing :DD
Hummus: Don’t care for it, not at all. Bleh
Tomatoes: Great :D
Cannolis: Never had it :/
I KNOW there’s more but I’m completely blanking rn 😔😔
Open tags
Guacamole: I like it! :D
Olives: bleh I’ve never eaten them but I tell everyone I don’t like em (something about them looks very unappetizing)
Mango: Sweet :)
Hummus: Never had it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tomatoes: I only eat them when they’ve been cooked.
Cannolis: Had to look up what it is, it looks pretty good but otherwise I have no opinion here.
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@pamithebunterfly2007 @lunawolf012306 @airis-and-the-never @vindy-vindingmachine @floydtheflorist + anyone else that wants to join
guacamole: burn to death please
olives: please die
mangoes: only dried ones, non dried ones are vomit inducing
hummus: eeeeeewwwww burn
tomatoes: they will make me puke
cannolis: absolutely amazing :) especially with caramel and chocolate
a lot of this is just texture bc I don’t like a lot of odd textured foods
guacamole: EW YUCK NO ONLY WITH SALT BUT EVEN THEN I CAN’T–oh, if they’re the ones from PR then never mind. The ones over there are so nice and creamy :3
olives: …I’m sorry, I can’t. How do ygs put those in martinis please burn
mangos: YESSSSS!! But not from the store, rather the tropical and fresh ones :D
hummus: Ehhhhh, not my thing tbh. can’t say i like it tho–
tomatoes: they taste so good on a hot summer day!! straight from the vine and into the mouth’s the best way to go!!
cannolis: …PEAK. Absolute PEAK. I haven’t had one in years but I SPEAK NO LIE WHEN I SAY THEY’RE AMAZING❗❗💥💥📢
and now to pass it on :D
@bere1999 @yourlocalleokinnie @chae-3l @messy4ngel @jjdrawstuff @rei-z-tehlayzee
Guacamole: I love it!! I don’t have it much, but I love how it tastes with chips!!
Olives: No. Absolutely not. I don’t like olives. I don’t understand either why people like putting it in their food.
Mangos: YES!!!! DOUBLE YES!!! TRIPLE YES!!!! MANGOS ARE PEAK!!!
Hummus: Meh. 🫤 Not my thing either.
Tomatoes: *Mwa* Magnicente~ 🤌 (I love them)
Cannolis: I don’t even know what cannolis is, which pretty much means I haven’t tasted it before. So, yeah.
Tag time: @humble-introvert0808 @burningpironator @lunarstar259 @urbestestwindgod @tetraquark373 @pale-opal @sneakyswag and others who wants to do this x3
bro- dude. Why u hating on olives so much? 🤨
guacamole: absolutely love it! Will take it over salsa any day
olive: i like em! I prefer black olives over green tho
mango: my Favorite fruit!!! We don’t have them often but the moment we do, it doesn’t last long. Also! As a kid, me and my siblings would always get the cans of mango juice when we went to the store. So ✨memories~✨™️
hummus: yummyyyyy… we don’t have them that often, but I love it! And the garlic ones? ✨Chefs kiss 🤌
tomato: yes! Yes!!! YESSS!!!!!! Tomato, ketchup? Give it. I don’t care!! I’m such a tomato gal, I love it!!! I also really like what Italians do with their tomatoes. Basil pesto, balsamic vinegar, pasta?!?!! Hands down the best thing ever. One of my all time favorite foods is bruschetta, which is tomato based. Basically anything Italian with tomatoes is an almost guaranteed win for my taste buds
cannoli: never tried it. So cant really say 🫤🤷♀️
@amy-r0z3 @luv-again @d3lly1000 @chipmunkfanno1love @warriorofchaos223 @glitch-studios @koko-blueturtle @jokerandthethief @sparkles-rule-4eva @reinafish & anyone else who wants to join! ✨
and if you’re wondering
I don’t like any of those. I’m a very picky eater :3 (i havent tasted any actually but still)
Uhhh free tags
guacamole -> GOOD SHIT
olives -> GOOD SHIT
mango -> GOOD SHIT
hummus -> FUCK NO
tomatoes -> ehhh… depends on how they are prepared/texture when they’re fresh
cannoli -> FUCK NO
i’m not too picky but like, cannolis, hummus, water chestnuts, and walnuts might as well be the devil.
guacamole: never had it but it looks yummy
olives: green ones are okay but i love black ones
mango: I AM DOWNRIGHT RABIT FOR THAT FRUIT IT IS ACTUALLY SOME OF THE BEST SHIT I’VE EVER HAD THE FORTUNE OF TASTING
hummis: never had it but it looks icky
tomatoes: another really yummy food! I like eating whole ones like apples
cannoli: never had but they also look really yummy
gosh now im hungry
@thisiswasabis @onimusha095 @monitorbread @stupidloafofbread @fand0m-fano12 @weird-kid-of-cringe @breadjazz
guac: never had it
olives: genuinely don't remember eating them but im sure i have, probably tastes ok for me
mango: yummers, on the top 3 favorite fruits chart
hummus: what the hell is that?
tomatoes: once i ate them for lunch in school for a year straight with a few days where i forgot to bring a tomato. i ate them like an apple just chomp. tomatoes are ok
cannoli: what's that????
idk who to tag and im tired af
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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch
please, my dog, he is sick
Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard
