Make a potion 🔮

I made a potion of eternal sleep 💤 ⭐️

I made a love potion! Well actually it's poison disguised as a love potion, so make sure to remove the tag before giving it to someone, and hope they ignore the bone bits...

@fluffyyyfrog9000 (there's an option here i think you'd like), @eatin-bread-n-cryin @silvereyesofelivostis

Thanks for the tag!!! ( @fluffyyyfrog9000 too <3) I love love love unique picrews like this one (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Pastel gay potion, turns u into a fruitcake (cuz cake in Spanish is pastel, get it?) (it's ok I only need to be funny to myself)

Open tags for moots +

dont like someone? give them this potion! it tastes like mango, with an after taste of broken cybertruck pieces! tell them it will give them paintbrushes in neopets, when in reality, it causes them to be mildly inconvenienced for the rest of their life! always getting stuck in traffic, someone else is always in the bathroom stall and they have to wait, dry erase markers are always dried out, etc!

@crystalline-loptous @still-sleep-deprived-scissors @espressodepressoconan @lionacuty @pennyroyald

Thanks for the tag! :D

Very basic but this is supposed to turn you into a werewolf cuz why not?

Arooo!

@spiritforestwrit @princ3y @midnight--capricorn @monotortoise @mochimarshii @vindy-vindingmachine @pennyroyald @illusionsignmisdirecti0n

@rosymaraschino @call-me-chips @pamithebunterfly2007 @lunawolf012306 + anyone else that wants to join!

This is anger management potion

@thewizardmus @definitelyimportantpost @apples-of-apples

FIRE!!!! >:D!!!!

Fireproof! :D

Capitalism

ayyy

MORE FIRE

FIRE AGAIN LETS GOOOO

crime

i grow herbs

but like the best herbs

Frogs appear around me and hand out pride flags, but only for one random hour of the day.

I can kiss boys so good they turn into LOSERS

if you kiss a loser does it cancel out and make them like the sexiest guy ever

THE SUN

and…fish

appl :3

many appl :3

so many appl >:3

hit them wit the appl

i detect and affirm

Heeheehee hoohoohoo… prankster ghost powers…

223 coffee popsicles

some kinda plant thing that makes people sleepy… (am I drugs now)

more like sleep medication

I am a single bee with a camera, I can shoot people and cut off their heads

I can kill people just beung around them yippes

I can control pages that include the word Olivia on them (Rewrite the story, make them fly, etc.)

I SHALL DESTROY DISNEY WITH MY FURY!!!!

I can control the plant Hawthorne now yippie I can stab people with thorns

I give people autism-level hyperfixations that they must spend every waking thought dedicated to like an addict.

I’M A WOLF AND A DEMON! I’M A DEADLY SIN OF LUST AND WRATH! FEEL MY WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!

MY ARMY, JOIN MEEE!

@ruv-simp @vogellicht @pamithebunterfly2007 @crystalline-loptous @chaos-triangle @megamanzerov20

uhh I chuck crystals at people

oh and also dragon

RAAAWWWWRRR!

@spiritforestwrit @princ3y @midnight–capricorn @monotortoise @illusionsignmisdirecti0n @vindy-vindingmachine @call-me-chips + open tags!

Being slow and lonely :(

@thewizardmus @definitelyimportantpost @winterthebeau @ariparri @violet-embers

Combusken if it were awesome.

I didn’t want to be the one to say it .

Just wanted to share some shockingly good news in these difficult times. The full article is really worth reading. [Find it here]

important reminder (esp to those in liberal states) to never doubt the power of queer folks in red states to get 👏 shit 👏 done 👏

so i just 14 seconds ago learned the blonde dude in dragonball is not, in fact, a unique character

23 minutes ago i discovered that this guy and this guy

were the same fucking person all along? the dude on the right is the Super Sailor Princess version of the dude on the left, but they didn't even give him a better outfit? this is some yugioh bullshit. ash ketchup never played with my heart this way

so i (obviously and rightfully) assumed this was photoshop, but i am learning some new and not terribly interesting things from the tags,

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

You hate that your favorite bands are exercising their free speech.

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

I love Boucheron Fire Emblem