Pinned
mynameis3-14 -> moonlit-jellies
links:
masterlist [coming soon i promise]
twitter: @/moonlit_jellies
you can also find my sideblogs at @acnhsweetie [acnh, sdv, and other cozy/cute games] and @glass-hope [the outer worlds fan blog]
happy passover!
and for tomorrow!
can we get "todaysach is pesach"?
If you’re being questioned about a murder by one of those hobbyist detectives. it is an absolute rule that you have to be washing the dishes or pruning some plants while talking, so that when they finally get around to asking a pointed question about where you were at the time of the murder you can freeze for a second with a knife in your hand. It’s enrichment for them you gotta understand. They thrive off of red herrings, it’s their favorite treat, so even if you have a rock solid alibi and weren’t involved with the murder at all you have to give them some reason to be suspicious of you. It’s what friends are for.
everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
my humor 2016
happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man
It's hard to do that in clothing from that period - that's bad costuming.
No, that's historically inaccurate costuming. It is good costuming in that it is doing exactly what it is trying to achieve. It's just that what it's trying to achieve is BOOBS.
so dig this; in this movie (which is Clue, if you don't know) she's not actually a french maid, she's a call girl who is playing the role of a french maid, and in all likelihood provided her own uniform from either her "work" closet or that of the brothel where she was employed
Yeah that's, ah, that's very good costuming. It held everything in but let it do its thing. And it looked good and properly fitted. A+!
reblogs appreciated for greater sample size
once when I was at old retail job this woman came up to the counter very obviously on her phone with earbuds in which I consider extremely disrespectful so whenever someone did that I would like. wait for 20-30 whole ass long seconds to see if they even noticed I was alive and if they insisted on being an asshole i would ring them up because I had to but they would NOT get their rewards points or any sales unless they spoke to me and apologized ANYWAY the woman moseyed up full ass on the phone placing her Products to Purchase on the counter alongside her iPhone 97 or whatever but not speaking (???) which was kind of weird usually the Disrespectful ones would be in the middle of some Facetime conversation with half their family or something so I glanced down at the phone to see WTF was going on and if she was one of these people who skipped out on their work from home job to do errands and say "uh huh" every 2.5 minutes on the Office Zoom Call ANYWAY i took a gander to see what kind of corpo Inc. idiots were in the corner of the phone screen and it said...... "BetterHelp" And before the "ummmmmm" hit my body and as soon as I got my eyes back up in position the woman finally speaks she puts one finger up and says "Excuse me" taps to unmute and speaks into the phone and says for real "and how does that make you feel?"
this is a horror story
Class 1 recall on Tostitos. (Class 1 means they can kill you if consumed.)
PSA that if you live in the US, you should absolutely sign up for the FDA recall alerts via https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts and USDA FSIS (Food Safety Inspection Service) alerts via https://public.govdelivery.com/accounts/USFSIS/subscriber/new
the comments on this banana bread recipe go crazy
for everyone in the notes asking for the recipe, i found it, it's this one:
Not having a traditional job or plans to get an education will have people asking you things like so what is the purpose of you staying alive?
It's not a problem, if you have an alternative plan. Like, if you decide, that traditional education/job is not for you, because you want to be an artist/musician/travel the world/save stray kittens/whatever, but you DO actually know, what this purpose of your life is. The real issue is, that there are people, who have no plans and goals AT ALL and their answer to this question is something along the lines of "just existing", "just getting by", "just trying to survive". Work and formal education doesn't have to be the purpose of life, but life should have a purpose beyond day to day existence.
No I think it’s fine to just be alive to be alive you don’t need an ultimate purpose your purpose can just be enjoyment of existence
i actually think it's rly cool for people getting an abortion to joke about the abortion, and it's not tasteless or bad. btw. they are allowed to joke about it. and it's funny.
ok this post is about this tweet i saw and found fucking hilarious:
