Remember the World of Tanks simulator? It got an upgrade.

@tank-spotter

thats a fuckin doohicky

funniest reactions to the new junjou romantica art style reveal

does anyone who was in the like dsmpblr circles in 2023 remember those mutual tournaments bigger bloggers did back then. cause i still think about those sometimes.

oh god the mcytblr election. that was. Oh GOD.

norp

nop i dont tink so

why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences

"If stuff was just handed to me I'd have no motivation to do anything! That's human nature!" No, babe, that's depression. Psychologically healthy people are still motivated to do things even when their survival isn't being actively threatened.

[Image description: tweet by Roxi Horror @roxiqt on March 30, 2022 at 11:13 AM: “’Oh, so you think everyone should just be handed enough money to live?’ lol. lmao. yeah.”]

okay so like, we all know that housekeeping in a hotel is a Shit Job, right?

I worked with a woman who was independently wealthy. But she liked working housekeeping. So she did. And if the manager got bitchy with her, she’d just shrug and be like “Okay, I can quit.”

Like the manager treated her like a human being because she knew she had to because otherwise she’d lose one of her best workers.

Yes, everyone should be just handed the money to live.

I worked with a lady who’s husband made more than enough to support them both.  She just did the retail to have something to do with herself part-time.

There’s a lot of people who’d happily do the same sort of thing.  Honestly?  A lot of the jobs we consider “shitty” jobs?  Are shitty because the employees are treated like garbage.

If employees weren’t being screwed over by people higher up the chain constantly or being forced to kiss the asses of customers currently shitting all over them, those jobs would by and large be a whole lot more bearable, and appealing to more people!!

you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”

@funnier-when-objectum

lets be pointy with mama

notice how i sit at my computer staring dead eyed at a blank google doc for 10 hours like a real man. generative ai users wouldnt last a single second

if tumblr goes down give me yuor full home. address and i will move in to your hpuse

First dwarf in the bitcoin mines in Toronto, Canada (circa 2018).

"(blank) with mama" is my absolute favorite trend in the past 3 years i hope it never goes away i hope we post with mama forever

literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing

my personal pick for most underrated animal is the european legless lizard, which i think is often taken to just look like a normal and rather plain snake, but if you're familiar with reptile anatomy at all it looks more like some sort of bizarre heraldic fantasy creature than basically anything else on earth