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I used to be a powerlifter

(please reblog this version, as it is finished!)

Fkujyu Temple sakura by Sky-Genta on Flickr.

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🎶Crawl things🎶

Sophomore + Freshman year

"Are you afraid?"

Just girl things compilation, DIO is girl edition

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This has been a test of the Tumblr Emergency Defense System

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

But there’s also the curses

I've been looking through the tags and I'm cracking up.

Common themes:

-antique store worker confirming they REALLY don't know how something got there

-other retail employee (especially Barnes and Noble????) saying this isn't antique store specific

-guy who is definitely going to have to call a priest

-tales of excellent thrifting experiences that I'm going to share in this and subsequent reblogs

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds

Albino raccoon

Quick, spot the main character!

it’s so weird how much of a raccoon’s… raccoonness? is tied up in its pattern. This looks like a completely different animal, some sort of weird marsupial.

@elodieunderglass for your collection

Thank you so much! The comment from @ayellowbirds is genuinely part of the reason I adore and collect colour morphs. Without pattern and colour, you’re faced with the surprise of the animal, like experiencing it for the first time.

(Our brains are so good at categorising experiences, that normally, as soon as we experience something, it’s absorbed, and no longer surprising; how delightful to find that we can be surprised by animals again!)

But it also helps you to pick out what’s REALLY inherent to the animal, what pieces of gesture and motion (obscured by colour, pattern or our own familiarity) are actually integral to the understanding of the true Beast….

The albino reminds us to draw raccoons far-footed, and as if they are wearing puffy fur coats that taper comically down each limb.

the pleiades✨

Whoever runs dropouts instagram is killing me in the comments under their video announcing that the subscription price is changing

missed the best one

if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.

We had a lot of fun with this one on the discord so reblogging it here as well!

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

@river759 @fairpixmn