Jay

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

all of us rn

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

all of us rn

June 5th can't come fast enough

I wish to propose a 5th option: The Beeb

Bee-sized birb.

i know i'm preaching to the choir here but it really is very disturbing how so many people cling to "men's" vs "women's" clothes and shoes and hair products, etc.

i was talking to my coworker about shopping and how she enjoys shopping at a certain store that only does "women's" clothes, when I asked if she'd liked me to come (she's shopped with coworkers before) she went "oh haha nah there's nothing in there for men you wouldn't like it!"

there's a lot of clothes out there that the majority of people wouldn't be able to discern as "male" or "female" unless they really thought about it. almost all of my clothes are from the women's department despite appearing "masculine," i'm never misgendered, no one comments on it, i wouldn't count the jeans i got from the women's department as feminine in the slightest and neither does anyone else when they see me wearing it

in the same vein of recommending clothing or products to someone and getting a "oh but this is for women" do you think your hair is made of different material than a woman's hair by virtue of your gender? are your lips chapped differently because you're a man and can't use rose scented chapstick. is this lotion too feminine, is this electric razor too masculine, aren't you tired. aren't you so tired of every single product in your life being gendered

in light of the recent surge in chatgpt-written posts i have instead set my sights on another form of generative technology: the humble 8-ball. check this out

no

@8ball-wizard

Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped

My gender

ah, yes

never gets old.

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

Dude it is SO FUN and EXCITING to see a reoccurring reader. If you've commented a handful of times on an author's work, I guarantee that they recognize you. You can't imagine how many times I've excitedly informed my friends "the person with the funny cat image commented!" "- anon is back!!!!" and the friends've recognized who I was talking about because I talk about my commenters so often LOL. We love you all!!!

Every time someone escapes tradwifery & becomes a joyful transgender, the world gets slightly more beautiful

From this:

to this:

Okay this is cool and cause Sam Neill is a kiwi and I was just thinking about what a new NZ flag could look like, heres the nz flag with the Maori flag instead of the union jack:

The maori flag looks so cool what the heck

I love that there is this genuinely nice detail in a movie about a space ship that goes through a hell-dimension

Riddlerweek day four!! Just used my own riddler design today

Riddle me this, Batman

HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

remember. when faced with the rise of fascism it is always the most important thing to start vitriolic and divisive online discourse about who is more oppressed

bots literally do this in live political feeds. last night during Booker’s filibuster, I saw one just keep saying about once a minute “nobody has it worse than indigenous people” which was ignored. then sixty seconds later the same account says “nobody has it worse than women” which again, thankfully was ignored.

they’re even more obvious than undercover cops at a protest.