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Night's Domain

@nightunite / nightunite.tumblr.com

Feel free to bother me in my inbox, ya bitch got autism so I might misread intentions. 27

Baron Konig AU

Hello! This is the masterlist for the Baron Konig AU! Heavily inspired by @beloveds-embrace's Dukedom AU (go read it, it's Good Soup!) and further expanded upon via giggling and plotting men's downfall with @itsa-me-lily, this AU features a maid reader, Duke Soap, and Baron Konig as the main players, with the standard ensemble of course. Things to note: -I try to avoid the use of y/n and 'you' when posting; it just feels weird for me to try and use. -It's my (and I suppose that since there's readers, our?) sandbox, and these are my action figures. Some things will simply be handwaved, like Soap still having the fuckass mohawk. It also means I am going off of vibes and quick Google searches and not 100% period-accurate lore. -In addition to this masterlist, you can also use the '#Baron Konig AU' tag to find things. -I don't use any other tags because I am very shy; that said, please tag as you like and send in asks! It helps me fill in gaps, adjust the plot, and improve overall as a writer! Claimed anon tags: ๐Ÿ“–,๐Ÿ’Ž,๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ

With all that said, here's the masterlist: MAIN ACT: (Things that are canon and core to the story, though may pull from the Side Plots)

SIDE PLOTS: (Generally featuring other characters such as Gaz, Price, Ghost, etc. Canon to the story) The Rest of The 141 The Menace Meets His Match

SPIN OFFS: (Things that aren't canon generally, but fun to indulge in)

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HOUSEKEEPING: (Background info or other bits of info not found in a drabble) Second Ending? Reader's Thoughts Coming Into the Barony Details About Konig's Looks Staff of the Barony FANART???: (Holy shit guys we have fanart omg) Official Konig Art!!!

I have a deep fear of being known BUT I have a slightly larger fear of being forgotten. the best solution I can come up with is making art every once in a while

growing up being autistic but not knowing is just *hiding in room while people are over* *getting tired and needing to recharge after the smallest chores* *getting called a gifted kid* *knowing that youโ€™re โ€œweirdโ€ because people are making fun of you but not knowing how to stop being weird* *having adults tell you how โ€œmatureโ€ you are* *getting in trouble for not doing work* *convincing yourself that youโ€™re just lazy and stupid because you canโ€™t make yourself do work* *getting really invested in โ€œweirdโ€ media*

Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic

And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun

^ having the time of their life obsessing over The character^tm

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So I hope it's ok for me to send this but I thought I'd be brave and send an ask as an all time lurker since my birthday is coming up.

My favorite of the stuff you do is anything remotely in the realm of "i know i said just the tip but I can't not fuck you hard now". Idk what it is about that content but it's my favorite. And the perfect man for it in my opinion is definitely Konig. He's desperate enough to make that kind of commitment but immediately break it the he's that close.

But yea if you have anything like that I'd be in your debt... you're amazing!! xoxo

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just the tip w/konig ๐Ÿ—ก (๐ŸŒฝ link)

konig sometimes makes promises he can't fulfil, and while a lot of the times it's because of outside factors out of his control, every so often he does it deliverately. he's a good boy, but he has one hell of a horny brain that sometimes takes over.

because konig is the kind of guy to ask you to allow him to get just the tip in, have your entrance fluttering around the mushroom head of his cock and your juices dripping down his shaft, coating it with clear sweet arousal he wished he was slurping.

the thing is, his cock is thick enough to have your eyes rolling back just from the tip. but it would be naive to believe that for his needy ass that is enough. he tried to hold back, he really did - or at least he tries to convince himself of it -.

but one second he was giving you some short thusts that only allower his tip to enter, watching the way your cunt greedyly took him, almost sucking him in. and then, the next thrus, he was balls deep in you. your walls hugging him tight as he keeps abusing your poor cervix with his long dick, relishing in the idea that he's about to cum as deep insid eof you as he possibly can be.

fucker almost lost his balls when he tried to pull a similar thing and put it in your ass.

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-you did so good. too good, actually Iโ€™m really proud of you for doing such a good job

-you were also extremely cool, you put ice and snow and winter to shame. some guy walking away from an explosion has nothing on you

-you were the life of the party, pookie. so fun that the party police were blasted away from your good vibes

-I had so much fun because of you, youโ€™re just too awesome. impossible not to have fun with you

-not only did you do nothing wrong, you were so right and good and brilliant that everything was perfect

-always and forever, pookie, mwah. sending all my love

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Thank you pookie, I needed this today

I promise I'm working on more longer posts on crocs in the back (Enalioetes, Quinkana and Mekosuchinae as a whole) Until then, have some videos/images of various crocodilians scratching themselves.

Saltwater crocodile (sadly I do not know the source)

False Gharial (LA Zoo)

American Alligator (Florida's Wildest)

and finally another saltie as a still image (The Cairns Post)

what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade

a car swerved to try and hit me while i was typing this ??

imagine i die and the cops pick up my phone and im halfway through making a post about lemonade

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

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