...And it's early yet. :/

Me when they go into what appears to be a microwave:

"Lets now microwave the noodles"

Me: W H A T N O

"It's a pet hair dryer"

Me: (Feels calmer)

I went googling for it and I'm pretty sure it's one that goes for about $360 US online, because I recognize it in this photo of a perturbed cat sitting inside it:

I mean, yes, it's obviously shopped in, but that is the exact expression I would expect from most cats after being subjected to any sort of grooming regimen that ends with them sitting in such a box

I have to give props to whoever figured out that people who own cats would buy them their own dryer if they had the money to buy them a dryer that cost about as much as a human person's clothes dryer because that person is sitting pretty right now and living high.

Look if you've ever had to bathe a cat you know that by the time you get to the drying stage you have a sopping wet embodiment of rage and you are asking yourself what amount of money do i have to pay to make the rest of this endeavor not my problem

and it turns out that that right there is a rage-containing not my problem box.

Today is the 19th anniversary of neil banging out those tunes!! Two years ago I drew him with my sweet boy Oliver who I had back in high school! I thought it was about time to get the band back together since I gave neil a solo career as an international pop star last year. Happy neil day! Get out there and bang out some tunes

happy neil banging out the tunes day!

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

BABES WAKE UP TODAY’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🌈🐀

🎶NEIL IS BANGING OUT THE TUNES🎶

My (old) contribution to the beautiful day that is april 13th

Keep at it with the tunes.

hit it, Neil!

#shootweek18  ☰  day five: incorrect shoot scenes

I know a steak joint that serves a filet that’s better than sex.

(for @c-pywrit)

Neil!!!

Season 1 Drawtectives NPC Bracket

We're back ya'll! Here is the official line up for Season 1. I didn't include any of the main cast (Drawtetcives, Jancy or Eugene) because that didn't seem fair. Other than that I included any non player character that appears on screen with a speaking role, so just mentioned or background characters don't count. I did include a few characters that didn't meet the criteria, just cause I like them. This season that includes Piss Boy, Huck E. Heese, and Norm Elmahn, who technically doesn't appear till the livestream.

Here's our bracket:

Individual matchups under the cut:

And our Season 1 winner is 🥁🥁🥁

Ogalvy Smythe!

Congratulations Ogalvy! Next up, season 2 bracket dropping after the next Drawtectives episode.

actually kinda awkward to reach that stage of life where you don't really have a group of friends but rather individual friends that are all over the map and with different schedules so people just assume you're somewhat friendless. and in a way you kinda are but also life just keeps happening so really what is there to do

Nathan: I'm gonna draw a dragon

Jacob: I'm gonna draw a moody city scene

Karina: I'm gonna draw Luce in a garden with a marble statue and approximately 100,000 hand drawn leaves

Julia:

Tumblr Tuesday: The Wheel Weaves as The Wheel Wills

The Wheel of Time has two episodes left, and emotions are running as high as the White Tower of Tar Valon. This one is all about the gals, their pals, and their lovers—if the fanart you're churning out at frankly alarming rates is anything to go by. Jk, we love it, please never stop. Here's a small collection of beautiful fanart for you while you bit-chompingly await the next episode.

Please be mindful of some mild spoilers (if you squint) ahead!

@by-izzmizz:

@wot-tidbits:

@flo-n-flon:

@grechkathekasha:

@jxsmindoodles:

@meyonherown:

@blacksalander:

@moiraineology:

@coconutbramblesprite:

@caprasoleil:

@sohndesmondes:

@mirandakat:

@c01dwitch:

@thatordinaryoddity:

@kaiartx:

@emillungs: