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Dreadful Monohypergol

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Invasive species escaped a government lab in 1998. MDNI.

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Everything that surrounds you, our entire society, is held up by a bunch of dirtbags. Don't believe me? Maybe it's because everything seems so glamorous and put-together. After all, some very nicely dressed people are telling you about how things work.

Politicians. Architects. Analysts. Owners of engineering firms. McKinsey consultants. Those folks are upper management. When was the last time, in your job, that you believed upper management really knew what was going on? I thought so.

When you get down to the very basic level, the folks who actually know how everything is held together are – to a person – terrified weirdos. They speak strange words to each other, and make jokes that are completely incomprehensible to normal people. Each and every time disaster is narrowly averted, it's because of their tireless actions and neurotic hyperfocus on the subject matter in question.

And this isn't just a blue-collar thing, either. Sure, your friendly neighbourhood mechanic might be absolutely scared stiff to drive in traffic, within striking range of any of the poorly-maintained rot-boxes they see all day. That's obvious. This phenomenon goes further. It affects workers of all stripes: I guarantee you that right now, some woman who collects human skulls as a hobby and talks to squirrels is busy sweating through her business-casual outfit in the bowels of a power plant, trying to figure out what that last strange little error code really means.

So, the next time you meet someone a little strange, a little off, who has encyclopedic knowledge of just how close we have come to oblivion every day this week, be kind. You don't want to know what happens if they decide to let their boss run things instead.

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

Finn: oh man the frappin dude just ginked up and went flipoo over the junkin fence

Me, 3 seasons into this show: wow he really did huh

It's true but it's also funnier knowing the storyboarders were usually just making Finn say fuck

this is math

i have spent years rewatching all 10 seasons and recording every expletive i hear in adventure time:

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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obsessed with this person who thinks that im monopolizing the notes industry and taking them away from "real artists." like. hello

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dopamine-direwolf

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

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This post continues to occasionally strike a nerve in the trust fund baby influencer fandom.

If your goals basically amount to "after The Revolution everything will be great because people will all have the Good Ethics and work together in my Perfect System and the Evil People with Bad Morals and Bad Behaviour who are making this world bad will be gone (killed/imprisoned/exiled/all converted to agree with us when they see our Perfect System)" then that's just fascism. I hate to say it but you've put a gay socialist hat on fascism.

The MAGA people are still gonna be around in your Perfect System and a very large proportion of them are still gonna be Like That. We can discourage antisocial behaviour through laws and education and changing cultural norms, but if plans for future society involve [group I'm opposed to] magically not being part of it so the Good People can Do Things Right, well.

✨No Bad Guys Here✨ - how do you want to enforce that.

Honestly, I think this concept of The Revolution is to some leftists what Armageddon is to some Christians: an easy excuse to not try and grapple with difficult problems like hunger or poverty or injustice or climate, because any day now the Great Reckoning will come and wipe the slate clean.

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Anonymous asked:

hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work

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