Image for true MACHU maniacs when they have a certified #MACHUmoment

Now this is a certified #MACHU moment indeed!

imagine dying for more than a month just to come back with this shit

cute hero x ramen villain?!

D/N/A

(w/o fx + glitch below cut)

theres been a ghibli style ai trend on twt and its pissing me off

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

I have a birthmark smack dab in between my eyebrows.

@humble-introvert0808

I like it when ppl play with my hair :)

@amy-r0z3 @luv-again @d3lly1000 @reinafish @jjdrawstuff @jokerandthethief @glitch-studios @raine-ydays & anyone else who wants to join ^^

I tend to try to mimic different characters voices. (I succeed mostly 😊)

@mochaticat @burningpironator @urbestestwindgod @pale-opal @sneakyswag @torrentialchaos

I've had an extra ureteral tube since birth and about three years back it almost erupted. as a result, i had surgery for ureteral reconstruction! they took the extra tube out, rearranged the one beside it, and it was only 4 hours! ...I had to stay overnight, but it was pretty cool cause the doctors and nurses were nice. especially this one lady who drew my Tails plushie and watched Psych with me by using the swingy computer in the room. she was super nice and we got into an argument about High School Musical (which I will never like tbh) and asked me how i couldn't like Zac Efron. it was playful, yet heated to say the least. after i was released from their care, i wasn't able to walk right and i had patches on my skin i couldn't remove. mama had to help me shower and do daily things, but the cool thing was that i got this big unicorn plush as a joke from my pa and i still sleep with it to this day. then my cousin came the day after i left and sat on my surgical scar. luckily nothing happened, but it was like unlocking premium+ to my period cause I WAS BAD ENOUGH BUT SHE JUST HAD TO GO AND SIT ON IT and wow i just dropped some massive surgical lore--i'mma just shut up now.

@mochimarshii @yourlocalleokinnie @bere1999 @pennzance @shorttnnsweet @rei-z-tehlayzee @chae-3l

My mum died when i was two

@notlores @v4nillapearl @lanaslilsparklejumpropequeen @bellpegorya @serenityspalace @artemis-melody

Ty for the tag!!

I sucked at using my laptop ^i never had to but i used it to watch movies mainly^ so i decided its time to change and learned programming thinking it would solve the problem, now i know python but still dont know how to use excel or anything actually useful😁

@suigenerisstuff @xoxo9ia @phialamb333

when i was 12 i dated a 24-year-old

@dumbsterdarling @idontlikeusernameshelp

my mom thaught i was possessed once and would come in my room and spray holy water at me 😭 @re3xxer @scarecrowwannabe @rebelrobinrules1984

My family went from Mennonite from Amish back to Mennonite all in like the 1600s-1800s(I am not either)

@honeydustkilljoy @stuck-in-the-toaster @lifeonthemurd-3-rscene @queer-cosette

rah these are all huge lore dumps uhh one time I was at a birthday party when I was maybe 4 or 5 and I didn't want to get off the bouncy castle so my mum pulled my arm and I was really dramatic so we spend 6 hours waiting to get an xray and I made them also xray my shaun the sheep plush (my arm was fine lol)

@fishermansfriendsworld @selfryed @watchers-tea

woahh some of these are wild 😟

I’m trying to come up with some fun facts hmm

erm the sides of my head are shaved and when i was nine i purposefully fell into my friend’s next door neighbour’s garden and ended up bruising my ribs :(

tagging (no pressure): @mossy-stormcloud, @vvanillavveins, @smellsimi, @ketchup-is-green and anyone else :]

I drew pathologic fanart for my art GCSE and ended up getting a 9 for it lmao

Tagging @your-lordsherlockholmes-posts @sleeping-arsonist @field-cryptobotanist @buried-in-the-archives @thesaltyblobfish @awfullyqueerwriter @encryptidarchivist @moonsanoverthinker @lickmycoffeecup @raccoons-under-a-trenchcoat @skyeoak @spacetimeaccordionfolder @moon-the-delusional @localcryptidconsumer @forflightlessbirds + anyone :)

Thanks for the tag!

I love collecting pin badges, buttons and stickers and I also have over 90 music playlists for no apparent reason

No pressure tags! @isitjustmeorlifeisweird @derecho-noah @ethan-elliott @very-confused-alpaca @oxthemoron @cult-of-the-eye @peach-coloured-glasses @thelightkeepsthesheepsshitting and anyone else who wishes to join <3

My laugh sounds exactly like my sobbing for some reason :P

@h3adph0nez @kelpseahorse @scottokat @yonix-0

Thanks for the tag!

I'm dating my ex's younger brother and my ex's rebound! (My polycule is rather interesting)

@kion-lion-guard @emilem-forevermore @untamedcrusader and anyone else who wants to join /nf

Why thank you for the tag !!!

I've seen the inside of my arm lol, very dark and very strange (i broke it like 10+ years ago)

@blazekat031 @hushedhowls @fallenmeat-thing and whoever else wants to join !!! /nf

THANKS FOR THE TAG !! IM VERY ITCHY

@angellovespink @your-angel-of-sorrows @theboredcreature AND WHOMEVER ELSE WANTS TO JOIN!!!

GREATEST THANKS FRIEND

WE HAVE A BUNCH OF PETS (4 CATS, 5 DOGS, 2 TURTLES, 4 GOLDFISH, A PLECKO, AND A BALL PYTHON)

@nicksturniolokin

@yournamemakesmytonguetired

@sh4rki3-fr0gz AND ANY OTHER CRITTERZ THAT WANNA JOIN THIS FUN TRAIN

uhh idk my lifes pretty boring TwT

when i was 9 i moved in with my best friend 2 days before the covid lockdowns started ig

@mxmorbidmidnight and anyone else i forgor the user of my other mutuals im sorry UnU

I am haunted. And I kind of like it.

@specss00 @capn-atlas @beanthebugboi + all other mutuals.

i can’t keep a single hobby. I tried cross stitching, crochet, sewing, collecting things, birdwatching, exercise, yoga, you name it. Can’t commit to a single one!

@capn-atlas

@feral-ass-raccoon

@bees-not-wasps

uh when my sister and i were younger she made this weird mixture in a bottle of hand sanitizer and convinced me it was a growth potion. so i put it on a little pot of basil sprouts i had been growing

yeahhh they died. but i also snuck the bottle out at one point and drank some bc i thought it would make me grow too [spoiler alert: i'm still fuckin short]

@ghostly-one @grimmbunny24 @wimdywhimsy @tibbletots @santaclaushohoho1 + open tags 🙃

uhhhh- hmm

my parents got me so invested into santa clause that i thought if i woke up in the middle of the night and came out of my room he wouldnt come at all, so when we were coming back from my grandmothers my mom forgot to feed us another supper since it was so late and sent me to bed hungry. i didnt get up to eat cuz i was scared, i survived on 5 hershey kisses.

@beekeeper27 @wilfre-the-medical-bot

open tags

(My mother, 16 at the time, didn't know she was pregnant, went into labor December 31st, at first was told she might need her appendix removed, but nope- I was born three days later, 6 months premature, so tiny, couldn't breathe on my own- Had to stay in the hospital for 3 months, my mother couldn't hold me, couldn't spend time with me- I almost died lol

Here I am now-! Hahaha-)

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others @seeyouonsaturn @i-am-here-to-interact @itsgirlcraft @sparkbox

When I got invested into nuclear disasters I watched so much of it that when i took a test in my high-school Chem class the next day. My brain went into panic mode thinking some clicking in the background was a Geiger counter lmao

@primuses-least-favorite-child @micromiik @wowowooper @timtim-the-canadian-hat @thegrinningghost

I have two identical birthmarks above my knees. Coincidentally, I also have two identical twin siblings.

@deferred-dreams-of-a-ghostwriter

I have a scar on my eyebrow from when I tripped into a coffeetable during the Superbowl.

@like-im-a-hotguy @suwwino @nuqclanh

Without fail, whenever I open a two-pack of Starburst candies in my home it always turns out to be double strawberry. Everywhere else is a-ok but the MOMENT I step back into my home every single starbursts I open up is all strawberry. It isn’t even an issue of I bought the wrong type it’s the classic assortment, but the strawberry flavor curse sticks to wherever I call home.

@paragonorang @music-and-magic @a-stack-of-hyphens

Sex-crazed

the you in the photo often meets the warm sunny days

the you in the mirror, those suppressed wounds are clearly visible

knmf

They can be stupid most times 😾

good point!

Posting this here too to see if people are interested on it 👉👈

Ooo these are adorable!!!

Final Finals

Edgeworth and Phoenix vs Suletta and Miorine

Final Finals

Edgeworth and Phoenix vs Suletta and Miorine

Final Finals

Edgeworth and Phoenix vs Suletta and Miorine

Suletta and Miorine are the ultimate red and blue gays!