Frog 2

Remember kids!

Be like Odysseus: Use a fake name when dealing with a stranger

Don't be like Odysseus 5 minutes later: doxing himself to the same stranger that he literally just blinded

happy autism acceptance month to the autistics who ARE like the stereotypes

happy autism acceptance month to the autistics who are nowhere near the stereotypes

happy autism acceptance month to the autistics who are self diagnosed

happy autism acceptance month to the autistics who are professionally diagnosed

happy autism acceptance month to the autistics who were told they "dont look autistic"

happy autism acceptance month to the autistics who were bullied for being obviously autistic

happy autism acceptance month to the autistics who cant mask

happy autism acceptance month to the autistics who have been masking for so long that people would never expect you to be autistic

happy autism acceptance month to the autistics who struggle really badly each and every day

happy autism acceptance month to the autistics who have learned how to work with their autism and struggle a lot less

happy autism acceptance month to the autistics who grew up not knowing what was "wrong" with them

happy autism acceptance month to the autistics who knew they were autistic from a young age and faced hardship because of that

happy autism acceptance month to autistic people.

favorite tags from the notes so far:

#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#'the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it's so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together'#I didn't go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)

#this has been the case at every single kink event i've been to#went to a fireplay demo once and it took like 45 minutes to get started because everyone was distracted by the host's pet lizard (via @glorious-spoon)

The best sex party I ever went to nearly stopped because someone taped a sheet to the back of sliding glass windows and were using dry erase markers to make diagrams. A bunch of math and physics PhD’s were helping a chemistry phd with a thorny problem and they cheered when they solved it. A board game night broke out and it was really hard to pry people away from the games, science and snacks for sex so someone put up a pole in the living room and four women started pole dancing while shouting instructions to the scientists and board game nerds.

Epic party, I think I shagged 8 women that night and I won a card game.

#it got better#new fanfic trope: trying to host an orgy but everyone keeps getting distracted

i must write this or perish

I don't normally reblog stuff this explicit but it's funny and I think @irlactualhuman would get a kick out of it.

This feels like both being called out and deeply understood at the same time.

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank

hiiii eternal sugar 😊

Cause we were WEAK to a power like this!!

What was it?

A woman.

… what.

Kept me up at night

I’ve got it right here:

You’re welcome.

hope this explains it

it does and I hate it, thank you

important update

Absolutely dumb 🤣

This is the best email I’ve gotten all year

Holy fuck I’m dying

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

Dudes rock