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Theodore. If you have to know. TheodoreWoodsCommodus Antoninus.
What is this, a cop report? 16.
Gods, what does it matter? Achlys.
That's creepy. And doesn't matter because I'm taken.
The hell- man. I'm a guy. Fuck you if you say otherwise. Just 'cause I wear binders doesn't make me-
My dad. He's the best dad ever. I love him a lot. He's an insane murderous emperor but gods damn is he a good dad.
My dad's husband. He's... okay, I guess. I don't know why I put him here.
My sister! She's the best ever and I love her because she's amazing. She made me so many cool things I love her.
He's my brother and I love him. Yeah he's done horrendous shit but who hasn't? Leave him alone, he's trying.
My sister again. She's very annoying sometimes but that's okay because I love her anyway.
My sister... again. Look, I have a lot of sisters. And brothers. My dad has a lot of them.
I guess my sister...? My dad kinda married her dad, so- I like to think of her more as a friend though.
Brother! Real cool dude, I think. Haven't talked to him a lot, but he seems cool.
My sister! I dragged her here hah. But her wolf friend gives me weird vibes.
My brother, another one. Uh, he's very cool, needs to relax sometimes though.
My half-brother from the godly side, I wish I could protect him from everything...
My daughter, she's such a sweetheart. She's the most precious little thing ever and I'd give her the world.
Probably a lot more people that I don't even know about... my dad adopts a lot of children.
Xan! He's a son of Kronos but I don't mind that because he's awesome and also we are not our parents and if you say we are then you're stupid. He used to be dead but he's not anymore. I love him a lot and I would kill and die for him and ughhh I don't deserve him-
My boyfriend as well! He's SUPER fluffy and kind and caring and everything- I could talk on and on about how much I love him and Xan I love you caro I would give you everything you ask for AAA-
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I kinda have a deal with her...? I don't know. She gave me a cool sword and told me to take care of her shrine and protect her dogs. So. I don't know.
They're... very particular. They don't exactly... I don't know. They have a one track mind. But- at least they're trying not to be an asshole about their end goal. I hope they learn one day. Maybe. In the very far future.
Everyone else keeps getting adopted by Commodus. Uh. Yeah.
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