no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

“weird and unhealthy relationship that cant be categorized neatly as sexual or romantic or platonic but has a defining air of devotion and obsession to it” wins sound of the summer for the 13th year in a row

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

I wouldn't hit it otherwise #DarkWoke

"my son turned out fine" maam your son was killed by one of my strong as fuck skeleton warriors

via

youre so fuckign right

I post with my long and creepy finger

what's up with the majority of running shoes being genuinely ugly?

it's part of a recent trend where most things are ugly in general

sorry for shooting your dog with a crossbow you have to understand Im american our education system is in the gutter most of us were never taught that killing peoples beloved pets with medieval projectile weaponry is wrong and we're all too burnt out to research it on our own time

my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks

bojczyć/bojcyć: narzekać (małopolska)

propaganda: bo Tumblr to idealne miejsce do bojcenia, come onnnn

jojczyć/jojcyć: narzekać (mazowieckie)

propaganda: idk śmieszne xd

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

I don't have dysphoria you have dysphoria