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CrashboxFan3000

@professorrocket1000

Crashbox Ask Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/ask-crashbox-characters?source=share 💚 Names I go by: Blair, Stan, Felix, Gabriel. Age: 19 🦐 Gender identity: transgender demiboy (don't start shii /w me 😀) I'm on the autism spectrum ♾️ I love 2 draw n write! Currently having Crashbox brainrot. I'm an artist and I mainly draw my OCs, Crashbox stuff, and 13 Cards/Land of Kings. I also do a lot of reposting so don't mind me 🐻 DNI criteria: p3døs, transphobic/homophobic, racist, ablelist, under 17, over 22, anti-agere/people who sexualize agere, anti-furry, zoophiles, NSFW/fetish/kink blogs, or if ur just here 2 be a jerk. don't u dare talk 2 me if u like the Revolting Slob from Crashbox /j ❤️I freaking love Professor Rocket 🕺 Note: I am not answering donation asks, terribly sorry!

I could just be normal about my obsessions but noooo go ahead and animate a whole four second shot for a character that no one even knows exist why don’t I 🥰

AUGHHH I WANT HIS STYLE SO BADDDD 😭

Just letting you know I've got a Bluesky now! As of currently I do not have anything up yet, but expect art to be posted soon!

I'll still post lots of Dandy's World, I'll post some Crashbox art there, and maybe I'll put up some stuff about my passion project! I'll post pretty much anything to be honest.

It should be a nice change of pace, but don't worry, I'll continue posting here too!

I've already posted this to my TikTok followers in case the ban does take place. Regardless of what happens with the app, it's nice to have another (more like a 3rd) place to post things, right?

I have a Bluesky! Go follow me if you want!

Reflection of Fedor AU (fanfic and collab)

Soooo, turns out I was busy.

I present to you the Reflection of Fedor AU, probably the angstiest thing you will read today. It was written in Discord chat during fall (which is why it is also filled with so many sins against the english language that are my typos, misspells and general disregard for the grammar) and fellow moots liked it so much we decided to make a collab and make illustrations for the firsth chapter aka. introduction. I am super thankfull to all of them and am so proud of the work we've done! (Credits to the artists are written under each illustration.)

(But srsly tho, this is really angsty you have been warned. )

me and the gang pulling up to the function (we are filled with joy and full of whimsy)

(this is all on the same canvas as this moody ahh godot LMAO

individual transparent pngs for all your (my) reaction image needs:

My Crashbox ocs that I had to share the refs for at some point

Also, reminder that I do have a side blog that serves as an ask blog for Crashbox characters, and these two are here too, as well as my fan-made Johnnie alter ego which I'll also post about at some point

JADE

Jade is a Crashbox OC and has their own story within the CB universe (and I personally apologize for this story's cringiness). Basically when Jade turned 3 in the year 1999, Professor Rocket decided to adopt them because he was feeling lonely and he wanted to take care of his own child. The few weeks afterwards were hectic, but Rocket found a way to make it work.

A few years went by, Rocket and Johnnie eventually began dating. Jade had to adjust to the change, but after a while they were used to Johnnie hanging around way more.

Jade didn't have many friends in school, and they much preferred to stay in solitude. But over the years they did make a few friends, and they formed a small friendship circle. As the years went by, Jade was bullied relentlessly, and their friends tried to defend Jade any way they could. But even with their support, Jade still felt like an alien. It only got worse when they came out as transgender, and the bullying only worsened. You could imagine Rocket's horror when Jade one day came home late with cuts and bruises all over. Rocket was the first person Jade had came out to, and when Jade finally told him the reason why they were bullied, he became furious. Needless to say, the school had to deal with a very angry Rocket (and lots of head exploding) for quite a few days. The bullies were soon punished, and Jade was bullied much less now that everyone knew how destructive their dad could be. Jade finally was able to graduate highschool with their supportive best friends. And from there, Jade began to turn over a new leaf, trying to live their best life doing things that make them happy. They still love their dad so much and wouldn't trade him for the world.

As they were adopted at the age of three while Crashbox was still going, Jade now, at the age of 28, is jealous of Rocket and the others for having minigames while they didn't because they were much too young. So Jade's life goal? To find a way to get Crashbox running again so they can finally live out their dream of having their very own minigame just like their friends did.

GUMDROP

This sweet fellow runs his own café/restaurant- The Dream Café!

You wouldn't know this upon first glance, but Gumdrop can be one angry cookie. He's very short-tempered, and if you get on his bad side, it is not a pretty sight. He tries to be nice at first and is pretty chill when in a good mood, but as soon as something doesn't go as planned, he's very irritable.

Gumdrop doesn't adapt well to change or stressful situations at all. If there's something terrible happening, then chances are Gumdrop will probably close his shop for a few days and not leave his house at all. This is of course a problem for his employees because working is how they earn the money to support their families and such. That's why the employees are urging Gumdrop to stop doing this. Some even go far as to pick him up from his house and take him to his shop. So nowadays, even if Gumdrop is having a rough time, he's still in the shop. Although if he's particularly stressed he won't be working as hard as usual.

Gumdrop loves everything soft, pastel, and fluffy. He also hates water because his hair is made of cotton candy, and you know how cotton candy is with water...

As of right now, I currently do not have a backstory for him yet, but he does struggle a lot with his mental health.

bored so i thought id do a tag game :)

rules are you have to pick a song for each we letter of you name and/or username if you don’t wanna use ur real name :)

T: Two Pills by TX2

Y: You’re gonna go far by Noah Kahn

L: Loving You by Thomas Headon

E: Enchanted by Taylor Swift

R: Rise and Grind by Noahfinnce

tagging: @riceandcurry3 @newsies-lodging-house @st0rmyseas @nosuchthingasdeadlanguages @misha-misha @bigmack2go @paralleluniversesfan @apairofnewshoeswithmatchinglaces

no pressure :)

A - Anyway by Noah Kahan

R - Re: Stacks by Bon Iver

G - Good Enough by Michael Marcagi

O - Oldies Station by Noah Kahan

wait that’s such a good tag game omg

O - orange juice, noah kahan

L - let it happen, gracie abrams

L - lights on, sadie jean

I - i love you, im sorry, gracie abrams

E - everyone at this party, camila cabello

+ anyone who wants to join/who i’m forgetting at the moment

thanks for the tagg<3

K- killer queen by Queen

E- escapism by raye, 070 snake

L- lacy by Olivia Rodrigo

L- lunch by Billie eillish

Y- you get me so high by the neighborhood

thanks for the tag

A - All too well (10 min version) by Taylor Swift

R - Rebel rebel by David Bowie

D - Die young by Chappell Roan

E - Everywhere, everything by Noah Kahan, Gracie Abrams

N - Not strong enough by boygenius

thanks for the tag!

E - enemies by the score

V - victorious by divide music

A - about to get crazy by oh the larceny

N - new kings by sleeping wolf

npt:

ohhhh fun!

N - New Americana by halsey

I - Il Dono Della Vita by manëskin

C - Cut Deep by Matt Maeson

O - One Song Glory from rent the musical

R: rises the moon - Liana Flores

E: Eat Your Young - Hozier

G: Glorious - Macklemore

U: Unravel (Tokyo Ghoul) - The Unknown Songbird

L: Look Who’s Inside Again - Bo Burnham

U: Under Pressure - Queen

S: Still Alive - Johnathan Coultan/The Portal Games

I gotta see what the outer reguli do for theirs so @allonsy-moony @noblehouseofgay

Ooh I’ve only ever don’t this one with usernames before

L: Line Without a Hook - Ricky Montgomery

Y: You’re My Best Friend - Queen

R: Red Wine Supernova - Chappell Roan

A: Are You Gonna Be My Girl - Jet

thanks for the tag!!

I: i need to be alone. - girl in red

J: jigsaw - conan gray

N: nobody really cares - baby queen

A: astronomy - conan gray

B: boys will be bugs - cavetown

P: pink pony club - Chappell roan

@clodyghost @theprongspotter @garden-of-runar @nonbinary-potatoes @galaxys-universe @weird-dork37 @ravenwordss @aceofspades42 @delusion-with-mel and anyone else <3

thanks for the tag! G: girls - girl in red

A: all to well - taylor swift

L: lemon boy - cavetown

A: alexithymia - noahfinnce

X: xanny - billie eilish

Y: yes i'm a mess - ajr

Tear in my heart - twenty-one pilots

Everybody wants to rule the world - tears for fears

Mama’s broken heart - Miranda lambert

Potential break up - aly & AJ

Ex’s and OH’s - Elle king

Record player - ajr

All about the bones - Chris smither

Nothing left to bury - willow moore

Crush culture - Conan grey

Eat your young - Hozier

Jolene - Dolly Parton

Unbelievable - owl city

Never gonna give you up - Rick Astley

Ocean man - ween

Absolute territory - Ken ashcorp

Uma Thurman - fall out boy

Slide into the void - stupendium

To the bone - JT music

I will not be moved - DA games

Never gonna gib you up - Rick Astley

Piano Man - Billy Joel

Running up that Hill - Kate Bush

I’m Gonna Kill Santa Claus - Danny Gonzalez

Stubborn Love - The Lumineers

My Body’s Made of Crushed Little Stars - Mitski

OH YIPPEE! uh this'll be a long one so

Rock in God's Shoe - Sushi Soucy

Absence - Rio Romeo

Sleep Awake - Mother Mother

People Eater - Sodikken

BAD LUCK! - Jhariah

Euthanasia - Will Wood

Redesign Your Logo - Lemon Demon

Rise Lazarus Rise - Rufus Rex

Yeah Yeah Yeah (V2) - Jack Conte

Villainous Thing - Shayfer James

It Should've Been Me - Riproducer

Not a Common Man - Matt Smith

At Least I Have Nothing - Saint Motel

I Bet On Losing Dogs - Mitski

Grifters - Charming Disaster

Rat - Penelope Scott

Egoist - Jenna Holiday

The Whole World & You - Chonny Jash (which is a cover of the Tally Hall song)

Turn Out the Lights - The Crane Wives

EAT YOUR FRIENDS - Jhariah, Pinkshift

@dababiers @melllrlrlrl @eyeoftheb3h0ld3r and anyone else who wants to!!

doing my online name (plague) and one of my chosen names (atlas) bc why not

P - Pepper - Butthole Surfers

L - Love, Me Normally - Will Wood

A - American Made - Jack Off Jill

G - Good Looking - Suki Waterhouse

U- Uptown Girl - Billy Joel

E - Everything is a Lot - Will Wood and the Tapeworms

+

A - anarchy - egg

T - The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang

L - labour - Paris Paloma

A - Autotheist - Baby Bugs

S - Stuff is Way - They Might Be Giants

@give-liife @apfelmusschwul @st4ringatthesun @river-billcipherfan and anyone else who wants to join!! /nf

J - jamie (jack stauber’s micropop)

A - a bit too heavy (homestyle dinner rolls)

M - mayday! (sparkbird)

E - eighth wonder (lemon demon)

S - suburbia overture / greetings from mary bell township / vampire culture / love me, normally (will wood)

man i hve so many online names which i kinda like using interchangeably..

K - Knife Fight (Lemon Demon)

E - eating my computer (elliotly)

K - Kiss Me, Son of God (They Might Be Giants)

A - Adapt (That Handsome Devil)

+

M - Make You Mine (PUBLIC)

A - Alien Alien (Nayutalien)

O - Overdose (Grandson)

do i do all four alright fuck it we ball i like music we're doing all four

S - Stuffed Animals (Gezebelle Gaburgably)

A - After All (Alex G)

S - Sleep (Bark Bark Disco)

H - half broken japanese (Ewy)

A - Absence (Rio Romeo)

+

O - Obey The Server (Dad Feels)

L - Lust for a Vampyr (I Monster)

I - i am my own hell (Teen Suicide)

V - витебск-таллин [vitebsk-tallin] (superkomfort)

E - Everyone Else Is An Asshole (Reel Big Fish)

R - Really Something (Hector Gachan)

tags! @gello-strands @disconnectedkid @mothscotch @evgayni meow meow meow its fun so + everyone else who wants to join ofc

YAY TY FOR THE TAG!!

J - Just a girl (no doubt)

E - Everybody wants to rule the world (tears for tears)

L - Lone Wolf Radio (Sagan hawkes)

L - Laplace's angel (Will Wood)

Y - Y.M.C.A (Village People)

HELLO SORRY FOR BEING LATE ....!!! thank you for the tag yayyy ^-^ <33

C- CoolAs (KEY)

O- Our Love Is God (yes from the Heathers Musical)

R- Runaway (Aurora)

R- Régicide (Victime)

I- I'm All Bloody Inside (Liam Lynch)

N- Novacaine (KEY)

L: Lullaby of Resembool by Akira Senju (fmab)

A: Art Is Dead by Bo Burnham

S: SNAP SNAP by The Vanished People

A: A Night To Remember by Beabadoobee/Laufey

R: Romeo & Juliet by S.O.A.P.

Ty for the tag 🙏

S: Say yes to heaven by Lana Del Rey

I: Infinity by One Direction

R: Red wine supernova by Chappell Roan

E: Enchanted by Taylor Swift

N: NDA by Billie Eilish

Thank you for the tag! Reblogging to my side blog instead of my main (@honestscribe) and using my S/I’s name.

E - Electric Daisy Violin by Lindsey Stirling

R - Rolling in the Deep by Adele

I - I Hold You by CLANN

N - Nyarlathotep 1 by Cryo Chamber

W - We Lay Awake by Tony Dupe

A - Arise by CLANN

Y - Yesterday’s Pain by LORN

F - Foreverhome by Ghostcake

A - The Arena by Lindsey Stirling

R - Ready to Fight by Roby Fayer & Tom Gefen

E - Ella by Myrkyr

R - Red Tide by Tor

Thank you for the tag @multiversal-selfshipper ! :D

Sorry for the late response , I woke up not that long ago ;C;

Anyway , here is mine using my nickname :

L - Lady ( hear me tonight ) by Modjo 🎶

O - Our Last Days by The Fray 🎶

T - The Scientist by Coldplay 🎶

T - Two Time by Jack Stauber ) 🎶

Y - You make me feel by EASHA 🎶

Imma tag @kittys-luvcorner @smallturtlebomb @quinby-bee-690 @itsemmiy @x-adoringvoid-x @h9rrorfilms , without any pressure ❣️

wasn't tagged, hope its ok I do this!

A - All Eyes On Me - OR3O

D - Devil Town - Cavetown

O - Outsiders - Au/Ra

M- 'Melody' by Sigala

L- 'Look what you made me do' by Taylor Swift

I- 'I can be a villain' by Aiyun

U- 'Unsweetened lemonade' by Amélie Farren

V - 'Vacation' by Truslow

I - 'Inertia' by AJR

R - 'Rich' by Cosmo Sheldrake

T - 'Tho I'm a Tortoise' by Madilyn Mei

O - 'O sleeper' by The Oh Hellos

Here's W and D letters from the 'Weirdo' part of my name bcuz I had ideas for these too lol:

W - 'Words Of The Wise' by Truslow or 'World's Smallest Violin' by AJR

D - 'Dirty paws' from Of Monsters and Men

Anyways taggg:

Thank u 4 tag

Oh boy here we go Imma be doing my online name solely bc I wanted to put my favorite song in here also apologies for so much Katy Perry 🙏

B - Birthday by Katy Perry

L - Last Friday Night by Katy Perry

A - Asylum by Disturbed

I - I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry

R - Real Girl by Your Favorite Martian

T - Ten Thousand Fists by Disturbed

I - I love Rock 'N Roll by Joan Jett

Q - (I actually don't have one for this letter bc I can't think of any songs that start with the letter q 🙏)

U - Umbrella by Rihanna

E - Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

This took way longer than I thought it did, sorry I couldn't find any Q songs 💔 I'll find one someday. I only used by usual online name so I could have an excuse to put Ten Thousand Fists in here LOL

U don't have 2 join if i tag u btw it's just a fun thing

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

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made-of-love-and-stars

THIS.

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alandofdawnandstarlight

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

I’m in love with this post

This is so true, while herbs, honey, and all that stuff can help with some things, it ain't gonna help if you got a broken neck, some things you have to get medical attention for to get it treated properly and it genuinely baffles me that there's people that deny modern medicine over some lavender thinking it'll help with a serious infection. I'm probably gonna get s**t for this but I literally do not care lmao

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