All my Evillious Chronicles HC designs so far

I’m still missing vocaloids that didn’t appear a lot, like Iroha, Lily, etc. I’ll make everyone eventually!

thinking about the people who vanished without a trace. The mutual who reblogged something as usual and never came back online. The friend on discord who just disappeared, and when you go to check on them their account is deleted and theres no other way to contact them

I look out of my window and hope you are okay, I wish you well and Im sorry I didn't get to say goodbye.

I hope we meet again someday but until then. Stay safe. Stay alive. Be well.

If anyone out there wonders if their old friends miss them despite the fact they vanished without saying goodbye, look at the tags on this post.

People care. They wonder. They pine.

The tags are full of messages in bottles, thrown into the internet sea in the hopes their intended recipient might find them.

Look to see if there is a message in a bottle here addressed to you.

people who don’t read stephen king guess which dark tower plotlines are real

A) women throw plates recreationally for a while

B) roland has a kid, but whoops! the kid is a spider

C) they adopt a different kid whose drawings literally alter reality, but in the grand scheme of things it’s not a huge deal

D) they visit the wizard of oz. this is never mentioned again.

E) they try to get through TSA with a shit ton of cocaine

F) humanity’s harry potter obsession was so strong we literally made bombs that look like the golden snitch

G) they fuck an invisible demon. This action will have consequences.

H) They see dead people? 

I) Diversity win! The priest is bisexual!

J) the Other kid in the group writes some crazy shit for his English final and somehow doesn’t tank his grades

K) speaking of which, we have to read about the kid’s english final for entirely too much of a long while

L) Robot bears?

M) the Token Woman of the group regrows her legs

N) the cowboy fights an accountant. this goes on for some time.

O) the wizard fucked the cowboy’s mom but never once makes a your mom joke

P) Aslan shows up

Q) a raven knows how to sing beans beans the magical fruit

R) literally the fate of the world rests on one man’s ability to do woodcarving

S) the wizard dances someone back to life

T) the main antagonist of the series doesn’t show up for a book. like at all. 

U) there’s evil anthropomorphic animals

V) vampires try to kill them

W) one of the characters is afraid of dinosaurs. this is a major plot point Once and solely once and is never mentioned again.

X) how many times is too many times to run a boy over with a car?

Y) murder hobo train

Z) everyone is canonically fictional

How it feels to be villainkin.

If you're doing something that makes me go "augh if anyone saw how I'm making myself comfortable right now I'm sure they'd laugh"--? then you know you're doing the whole fictionkin thing correctly.

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.

Blorbo Poll

Rules: make a poll with five of your all-time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

Tagged by @powersuitup. Probably very predictable picks for anyone who knows me but whatevs.

NP tagging @tweetthang96, @coolnerdyrn, @kayliemalinza, @raaorqtpbpdy, and @thephilosophersapprentice.

@telemna-hyelle @thesacredtwink @justanotherghostwriter @altoinkblots @silvercaptain24 I choose you!

Ooo

@anadorablekiwi @onceuponaladye @ohlookanothercartoontofallinto @m1kayu @here4dragons @rock-n-onyx @vio-starzz

Oooo

@telemna-hyelle @artemistorm @stqrmyskies @treasure-goblin @mad-navi

No pressure tags @spookypanda04 @nancyheart11 @bluevaractyl @rosemints @sksninja @sleepyy-27

Thanks! Tagging @shade-pup-cub @luna-loveboop @layraket

tagging: @kaite--s @the-sage-of-aura-and-shadows @starnzana @amyred and @taddy-cat, no pressure obv:3

tagging @plateapus @hyruledwarriorr @huh-1260 @sleepyy-27 @readingismyhobby24

@sunfloo-wers @bellymoonlight @snowymountain @treasure-goblin @doodlebugdrawz

also open tags + no pressure tags <3

No pressure tags @hero-of-the-wolf, @crazylittlejester, @starwolfie, @callmecreative @individualperson8756, and anyone else who would like to join!

no pressure tags to @crazylittlejester @stqrmyskies @emig22 @gryphonlover @luna-loveboop @adrift-in-thyme and @skyward-floored

emmie i can’t pick what the heck

ummm idk who to tag um @almost-an-artist

@chatter-crow open tags and npt!!

can yall tell i like the morally grey ones-

@chill-bert @bleper @apho-sappho @rebornofstars @crowthekiller

@doodlebugdrawz @ho-ho-homosxual @the-au-collector @beans27

@marsnoodlesoup @exvelovly @dead-heart-o-mine @sleepy-the-loz-enthusiast and anyone else who wants to join

Thanks for the tag! 💖💖💖

I know there are fandom overlaps, but uhhh I can only be truly mentally unwell for so many fandoms

No pressure tags! @vivalaplutothedachshund @vicmillen @sketchy-potato @sleepyy-27 @hotcheetohatredwastaken @breannasfluff @starlightwayfinder @corishadowfang @lunaopus @lazy-cat13 + whoever wants to join!

Oh no, now I have to chose...

No pressure tags! @lemoncatssss @hotcheetohatredwastaken @thecrazyalchemist @thebookshelflord @readingismyhobby24 and anyone else who wants to!!

*Also known as Elizabeth Comstock

love how everyone's poll has at least one linked universe character-

@ireallyliketacosokay @homeless-loki @nyxe-dragonetti @ishani-khera @naviofortido

@towelclips @the-hipster-nugget @starrysundae @backwood-sys @a-storm-of-moss-and-rats @froggieboisposts @i-am-just-a-skeleton @quackquack-ducky

@softenedsunbeams @dove-does-stuff @sordid-dog @bright--paws @paintedcomputer and anyone who sees this and wants to participate!!

uhmm umm

@44-mr-midnight-44 @doctor-slop @ccosmicentity @jaime-in-chaos @ uhm Anyone

WOOOOOO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

(It's my first day so I'm nervous pls be patient with me)

@kenzieofeverything @starsofthestorm @nkgrimmie (ha ha you weren't first this time) @silver-eater (YOU DO NOT. UNDERSTAND. THE PAIN YOU PUT ME THROUGH. /silly /nsrs) @thesfromhms @plant-central-blog @kenzieofeverything @the-storytellers-book @kenzieofeverything @thataceinspace @echo-is-super-cool @craftyworx @thestarseclectic @sekaisystem @siravalon @chromaticlera @dustyfandomtrashbin @kenzieofeverything

(If you were pinged twice shhhhh I failed the first time)

rbing on main! 4 characters let's go

4 moots!

@specter-soltare @dorkizzz @imitative-magpie @ashley-kins

Thank you for the tag, fallen- starlight. Here I go, showing off exactly the type of literature I consume..

@fallen--starlight @quinnlistspeaks @bohemianrpdsy @anothershottotryagain @jellybean-sys

Yay thanks! I tried to get a good mix of media types and character niches because I have many MANY blorbos. I also didn't include anyone from a super new media like Arcane because that'd feel too obvious. No pressure tags: @ashley-kins @stratusdoll @pyroinfusedtiger + anyone else who wants to do it

i hope that in 2025 u get to take more walks, read more books, connect with more people whom u love and who love u, achieve ur goals (even if ur goals are having no goals and just living in the moment), exercise fun hobbies, move from a place of self-direction, and weave together a beguiling assortment of beautiful little moments. remember that no feeling lasts forever. love u