2 wolves inside of me & one of them wants to be your cool and mysterious mutual and then the other one needs to convince you that i’m funny. and then there’s a third wolf who’s just kind of addicted to his phone

theres this girl

two years older than me

and they have a girlfriend so no chance (i’m also in the closet but we move)

BUT

She is the most beautiful woman i have ever seen in the whole world

we had an assembly today, and i physically could not stop staring at her. and then they started playing drums, lord save me. my eyes were fixed on her the entire assembly.

it was a hour long.

anyway that isn’t the point. the point of this post, if there even is one is that she looks EXACTLY like ellie williams. okay maybe not exactly. but so so so close. her hair is short, not long BUT it’s the face. she also has those gay mannerisms if yk what i mean

no shit i’m practically in love with her

ugh bro she’s actually majestic

i nearly started crying because she is so so so so hot

i’m not even joking this isn’t an exaggeration

is this creepy

MSBDKEBSKSBSH NOT CREEPY I HAD THIS CONVERSATION ABOUT THE SAME PERSON WITH SOMEONE ELSE LIKE 2 DAYS AGO

She’s also really funny but since when does she have a girlfriend what

ohhh would be a shame if something bad happened to his base wouldn't it... or his shops.. or his permits at his shops...

not gonna lie these might be my favorite ones so far

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

i go on discord. the icons are tiny now. i go on tumblr. the icons are massive. i kill myself

This

hi welsknight?

this is how it went right

I want whatever they all have

HOW ARE THEY ALL SO GORGEOUS!?#?@?!?

GEM ONE CHANCE PLSPLSPLS 🙏🙏

so many of scar's thumbnails have the same energy as the gnome that photobombs your low-skill photos in the sims 4

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

+ a secret, third thing

The best part is - you can hug them as hard as you want and it won't hurt them.

GRIAN JUMPSCARE

credit: pearl's twitter

I SCREAMED I SCREAMED SO LOOOUDD

FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!

YES

“the colony can regenerate injured parts or continue growing after being broken apart. Unless all individual clones are killed at the same time, a colony can theoretically live forever”

This thing is fucking mythical

yeehaw

literally them

green carpet 📸