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info + rules! | Requests 23/15 | Masterlist

I N T R O

Hiya!! Welcome to my blog :)

You can call me Rat or Wren and I go by she/her pronouns!

heres my masterlist!

I write Hcs and Oneshots for x reader!

I don’t write and nsfw or anything nasty :(

My requests are open!!

Not going to lie, even if my requests are at 15/15 send them anyway, they just may take a while!!

Fandoms I can write for:

  • Ace Attorney
  • Batman Begins
  • BBC Sherlock
  • Danganronpa (Trigger Happy Havoc)
  • Dark Pictures Anthology (Little Hope + House of Ashes)
  • Detroit: Become Human
  • Harry Potter (+ Marauders + Hogwarts Legacy)
  • IT (Chapters 1 and 2)
  • My Hero Academia
  • Neon Genesis: Evangelion
  • Newsies
  • Peaky Blinders
  • Pokémon (Arceus, Black/White, Scarlet/Violet, Sword/Shield)
  • Resident Evil (4 and 8)
  • Scream
  • Stardew Valley
  • Star Wars
  • Supernatural
  • The Legend of Zelda
  • Until Dawn

Rules for Requesting:

  • I won't write NSFW
  • I won't write anything nasty
  • If you would like to request a fandom that isn't listed, feel free to ask! I'm super forgetful and this list won't always be up to date!!
  • I will generally use gender neutral pronouns, so please specify what pronouns you would like!
  • I reserve the right to refuse any request for any reason without explanation

AT THE MOMENT I AM DOING EXAMS SO ALL REQUESTS ARE DELAYED. THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING SO PATIENT <3

WIPs (due within a week!)

  • Something something Leon kennedy

Maxi dresses.

OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES

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redvinesgiraffe

*whispers* I am a 6ft3 girl and maxi dresses are the only kind of fashion that fit me please understand they are important to the high lady elves

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castielscamander

that was the cutest response omg. carry on, high lady elf

that was the cutest

response omg. carry

on, high lady elf

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Hating Weddings | Dabi x Reader

SUMMARY: Just hours before you’re due to marry a man you don’t love, Dabi comes to change your mind; as it turns out, you don't need too much persuasion. WORD COUNT: 2.3k

You sat, staring at your reflection - the stylist nervously tried to meet your eyes in the mirror. She had spent three hours - and quite possibly half the world’s supply of hairpins - drawing your hair into the elegant

“It’s lovely.” You said, attempting to mask the disappointment in your voice - but judging by the way your soon-to-be mother-in-law rolled her eyes and huffed, you were still a bad liar.

all your stuffed animals love you. they're not sad if they're in a box, or on the floor, or not held/played with as much. they understand. they know that you might need another stuffie more, or that you don't have enough space. they're just happy to be with you, and if you ever give them away, they'll be happy there too. stuffies are for comfort. they understand. they love you too. it's okay.

Hello! Just read your Clumsy fic with Leon x Reader. It was very good and very true to my daily life😅

I was wondering if you do any angst? Like severely injured and the other person(in this case Leon or the Reader) is extremely worried and trying to save them. Ultimately you can choose if they die or not, but I just love the comfort when the other is dying or bleeding out.

Keep up the amazing work! And also may I draw a scene if you end up writing it? Please and thank you🥰🥰😚

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Live to see another day - Leon Kennedy x fem!Reader

notes: ok so remember when RE4 was still relevant like two months ago and I said "hey guys, I've got this fic that'll be finished by friday!" and now its july???? Im so sorry and tysm for the request aussie,,, I loved writing this sm!!!!!!

Summary: You get shot, but Leon is trained in first aid by Saint John's Ambulance (I will write a summary when I'm less tired <3)

warnings: descriptions of injury, blood, guns - nothing too bad, all just average RE stuff, mentions of alcohol

This was not the kind of Thursday you had expected. Pulling a bandage from your kit you tried to remember your first aid training, but cold seemed to make your mind sluggish. The snow fell heavier; the clouds overhead and fields blending into a grey-white mass. 

This was supposed to be a simple mission; a quick in-and-out job. You and Leon had been sent to talk to some locals in a remote mountain town - just gather some information about the hiker disappearances. They had all been friendly and happy to share what they knew; it was odd talking to people who genuinely had no interest in hurting you, but you welcomed the surprise. Yet - as always seemed to be the way - not everyone was friendly. Especially not the man who shot you. Yeah, he wasn’t very nice at all actually.

Apply pressure

Yeah, alright. Apply pressure - okay.

There is a Leon fic on the way!! Hopefully it'll be up today or tomorrow <3

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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thetatteredveil

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

always bothers me when "improvements" to unhealthy diets are all about taking tasty things away rather than ADDING new things. like. add new tastes and new flavours and MORE NUTRIENTS and vitamins

there was some awful show on for encouraging middle class mothers to take their eating disorders out on their children and it was like "oh well, this snack doesn't taste as good as my usual one, but it's healthier"

so get one that??? actually tastes as good?

like this thing of. you know this food that you like and enjoy eating? why don't you toss all that out and eat stuff you don't enjoy as much or want to eat?

that's unhinged to me.

like i just think the process of discovering newer, healthier foods should be ADDITIVE, where you're exploring new tastes alongside your usual ones, slowly broadening your palate and your preferences, rather than punishing yourself for "unhealthy" food

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indiestarlight-deactivated20250

(CW eating disorders)

god i feel so strongly about this bc i could not figure out how to strike a balance between “eating foods that make me feel good” and “not relapsing back into disordered eating habits” until i switched my mindset from “i need to remove unhealthy foods from my diet” to “i need to figure out which foods makes me feel good and add them to my diet”

examples:

moving from “i want a snack. chips sound really good, but i can’t eat chips because they’re unhealthy, so i guess i just won’t eat anything” to “i want a snack. chips sound really good, so i’m gonna eat some, but because i haven’t had any fruits or veggies today, i’m gonna eat some grapes with them”

moving from “i’m craving a burger and fries from mcdonald’s, but that’s unhealthy, so i’m just gonna eat some plain brown rice and grilled chicken even though those don’t sound good” to “im craving mcdonald’s, but last time i ate that it upset my stomach, so i don’t think eating it would make me feel good. but i think what my craving is telling me is that i need carbs and protein, so how about i make some steak and mashed potatoes for dinner?”

moving from “i’m in too much pain to cook tonight, but frozen food is unhealthy, so i just won’t eat anything” to “im in too much pain to cook tonight, so im gonna eat a frozen meal, but im gonna add some pre-cooked chicken and frozen spinach to it because i think the protein and veggies will make my body feel good”

and honestly this has been so much better for me and i feel so much better both physically and mentally than when i was just focused on “i can’t eat anything that’s Unhealthy”

I've also found that if I'm DESPERATELY craving sugar or want to eat ALL THE CARBS RIGHT NOW, it's almost always because I haven't eaten enough that day, or haven't eaten recently enough, and my body is trying to get me to pay attention to the fact I need some energy ASAP.

So it can be useful for me to go "well, I just realized I haven't eaten in six hours, so how about I make a sandwich and see how I feel, and then I can ALSO have some cookies if I still want some" instead of just having the cookies and feeling bad and headachey later because I didn't have any protein or anything with it. Sometimes I still want a cookie, and sometime I don't, but I don't get that gross sugar bonk feeling.

I'm glad to see a post like this on my dashboard. Some important insights:

  1. Taking away food unless for something like allergies or the above reason of the food upsetting your stomach is rarely, if ever, the answer
  2. Whether you eat a plain avocado or guacamole with chips, you still ate an avocado in both instances. The avocado didn't get cancelled out. No matter how you eat something, you are still receiving that food's nutrients
  3. Eating vegetables and fruits in an appetizing way to you is far better and far healthier than never eating those fruits or vegetables at all
  4. Every food can be part of a "healthy diet." There is no such thing as an "unhealthy food." Cake still gives your body nutrients even though society has demonized it. Your body needs fats and carbohydrates.
  5. If your body is craving sugar, it's almost certainly because you have been restricting sugar. "Sugar addiction" doesn't exist. When you hold your breath and restrict oxygen, gulping for air after you stop holding your breath is not because you have an oxygen addiction. It's because you restricted something your body needs to survive and it is now desperately trying to get back what was taken away for that period of time. The problem of the restriction-binge cycle is not the binge, it's the restriction.
  6. Intuitive eating is incredibly important. It's what we are born to do, listening to what our bodies tell us. When you intuitively eat, your body regulates its food intake and diet on its own. Please research it and give it a try! It's the act of eating without diet culture and is necessary in order to eliminate disordered eating. Intuitive eating can also be adjusted according to your health needs. And for people who struggle with feeling hunger indicators due to something like ADHD or past eating disorders, a method that can help is setting reminders to eat periodically throughout the day.
  7. Eating anything at all is always better than starvation. Always.
  8. Food and exercise have been proven to have little actual effect on weight. Weight is not a calculation of food minus exercise. There are so many factors that decide a person's weight. Intentional weight loss has even been proven to be so unsustainable that 95% of people who lose weight gain it all back and often more than what they started with in 3-5 years. And that is even if they "did everything the right way" and "had the willpower." No amount of dieting, starving, exercising, weight loss pills, surgeries, etc. will make you thin forever if your body was never meant to be thin.
  9. The most important fact on this list: Fatness is not bad in the first place. Fatness is not a death sentence. Fatness is not ugly or even proven to cause ill health (any researcher can tell you that correlation and causation are not the same and should never, ever be equated to each other, and I can especially tell you that after taking my graduate level research course). Whatever you are doing to chase or maintain thinness is not only useless but usually ends up resulting in the ill health you fear. Ending diet culture also means ending fatphobia. Fat people deserve respect, positive representation, kindness, compassion, and to be treated with humanity just like thin people are.

Yeah, I thought about addressing that since frozen food is often the most accessible food for people at risk of not eating at all plus the fact that frozen food isn't evil either. I guess I forgot to. I'm assuming maybe the person was referring to frozen food having like extra salt added to help the taste or how, from what I've heard, fresh vegetables have more of their nutrients compared to when they're frozen. But frozen food is still good, a "healthy diet" can still consist of just frozen food, and frozen vegetables are still vegetables with nutrients. It is completely morally neutral to eat frozen food, just like how it's morally neutral to eat any other food.

As a girl who has survived anorexia this is so important!!!!

Clumsy - Leon Kennedy x Reader

proofread?: I will soon,,,, i promise

summary: You injure yourself; Leon wishes you'd be more careful.

You wished you had been looking where you had been going. Maybe then, you wouldn't have had to experience the horrible moment of free-fall as you realise that you've overstepped slightly and are about to tumble down the stairs. On your way down, not only did you smack your head into the wall - giving yourself a nosebleed - and crack your phone screen, but you landed on your ankle at an awkward angle.

Which really fucking hurt.

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