"Gooless wonder"

neighbor across the way on his phone on the balcony loudly declaring "nah, bruh-- im in my steely dan moment. aw fuck lemme get another beer"

"are you still on the spotify jam or what?"

"bro you shouldve dropped everything at knott's berry farm for her"

"that's my fourth beer. i might have a fifth! you're god damn skippy"

neighbor across the way on his phone on the balcony loudly declaring "nah, bruh-- im in my steely dan moment. aw fuck lemme get another beer"

"are you still on the spotify jam or what?"

"bro you shouldve dropped everything at knott's berry farm for her"

neighbor across the way on his phone on the balcony loudly declaring "nah, bruh-- im in my steely dan moment. aw fuck lemme get another beer"

"are you still on the spotify jam or what?"

Pair of error Nixon pins which were misprinted with JFK's portrait, 1960.

brussels sprouts then salmon then wine, feeling fine

wine then brussels sprouts then salmon, a possibility to examine

wine then salmon then brussels sprouts, hmmm, i have my doubts

salmon then brussels sprouts then wine, sever your spine

brussels sprouts then wine then salmon, worldwide famine

salmon then wine then brussels sprouts, this one is also bad to do

i have discovered hundreds of new interesting fluids in my time as a researcher and will be revealing them soon

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

The IRA writing to Margaret Thatcher on 12 October 1984

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

no way they just killed off enkidu... gilgamesh x enkidu heads is it worth continuing through the other tablets 😭

We need more honorifics for when you like get good at something like dr ...like maybe if you, eat, 1000000 hotdogs you can be htdg. That's a fucking stupid example but you're not paying me to come up with posts now are you .

The worst part of rocky horror is that you never get to see magenta and columbia lezzing out :/

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

David Tennant as Hamlet in Hamlet (2009)

can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin