Reason to Live #12106

    Living long enough to finally get top surgery. – Guest Submission

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief

(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)

RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell

Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act

Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?

MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!

FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.

RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?

Without the guide of others I assumed

That heat was merely added for the sake

Of expediting this solution’s brewing!

Half a decade I have spent, or more,

Not questioning this worldview I had made.

In fact, I am myself a bit surprised

That you might think that I, your dearest friend,

Might have a patience of sufficient stock

To wait until a pot of water boils.

FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?

The microwave will beep when it is done!

CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!

Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!

FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know

That I have not the patience, like our Root,

To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink?

CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!

FROG: On what plate?

Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?

CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task

Of boiling but a single cup alone?

FROG: In minutes?

CATS'N: Yes!

FROG: I counted seven, once.

CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!

If on a middle heat you place the cup

You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.

Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate

Or even less, if you should have a pot.

FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?

You place upon the iron stove a mug?

A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?

How do these flames, though medium in height,

Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?

Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched

With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!

(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)

KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.

I’m sorry but the THOUGHT that has been put into this, I actually CAN’T—

The fact that nearly every line is so metrically considered- near perfect iambic pentameter witb the occasional trochee for emphasis, but usually retaining a strong sense of rhythm nonetheless. And then the king comes in at the end, so wound in his disbelief that his response is reduced to prose.

And the even better thing about this is how easy it would have been to structure the king’s line into iambic pentameter: it is effectively already said as such because of the way wizardlyghost has phrased it, yet they haven’t!! They did not break the line, rendering what, by all typically of both Shakespearean canon and other periods context should be the character with the most command and authority in the whole play. If there was ever a more effective way to convey a genuine “what the fuck??”, I know of it not.

But it gets better!! Shakespeare regularly uses meter in order to represent class divide; the nobility usually speak in iambic pentameter, save for a few particularly chosen moments (e.g. Lady Macbeth’s descent into madness, Othello’s realisation of Desdemona’s “betrayal”) or just lines where Shakespeare needs to suggest high emotion or when a character is lost in thought. Supernatural characters like the fairies in A Midsummer Night’s Dream and the Witches in Macbeth usually speak in trochaic tetrameter, an inversion of iambic pentameter. Lower class characters, particularly those used for comic relief (usually under the influence of alcohol), speak with no structure at all: their language is plain prose. Therefore, if this is a conversation between these types of characters, as the prompt from silvergirachi suggests, why the hell are the characters speaking so eloquently???

Now, this is Tumblr. It is subsequently logical to assume that this may have merely been a humorous recreation (and a very good one at that) of the Shakespearean style in a way that is widely recognisable to an audience that may or may not have read a great deal of Shakespeare, which is understandable. However, logic is boring so I’m going to probe further into this to the point where future historians will look to this as an example of overanalysing.

The inherent eloquence of the characters here suggests an unusual subversion of the roles typically assumed in Shakespearean comedy. This could be interpreted along two major avenues: firstly, that the rhetoric displayed by the speakers is fundamentally representative of how truth can be expected even from the most seemingly pointless or ludicrous discussions. Furthermore, it could suggest that it matters not how well constructed your speeches are: if you talk bullshit, it’s going to sound that way despite your attempts to hide it.

This is similar but not identical to the second avenue of interpretation: there is the implication that the noblemen in the play are in fact the comic relief characters, therefore implying that the “common people” of the play are the ones whose influence, though not expressed in such a highly spoken manner, makes a lot more sense than whatever the hell this is. If this was a real Shakespeare play, I would call it a subtle exploration into the innate corruption of the rich and powerful. Well done, op.

Now, I doubt any of this is actually grounded analysis in any way, shape or form, but if someone else can take this to the extremes of writing a Shakespearean scene, why can I not analyse it as such? And where else to do so than Tumblr?

im in tears i didnt think anyone would put this much analysis into this‚ thank you so much

i also like that everyone else gets a version of their handle and then tumblr user pidoop is promoted to king

I also microwave my water, I don’t have time to get out a pot and wait 7 minutes to boil a measly mug of water, I’d much rather wait the 2 minutes and a half it takes for the water to be scalding hot in the microwave

quick reminder that my own lesbian-nonbinary-ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

Demigirl and lesbian!!!

(Support your fellow lgbt+ people!!!)

Ok so this post is extremely long and I put it all together for my blogs Feeling sad page but as I don’t have a huge amount of followers I realize so many people are not seeing this information so I’m posting it here too!

alternatives without harming yourself:

killing yourself will not help. it is not a solution.

you have your whole life ahead of you. you have so many more years that you can accomplish things in. for example;

what you’re going through is temporary.

in case you need to hear this:

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abuse

coping

chat rooms

add/adhd

coping

medication

addiction

coping and recovery

anger

coping

anxiety

coping

panic attacks

medication

bipolar disorder

coping

medication

chat rooms

depression

coping

medication

chat room

eating disorders

recovery

friends with illness

grief and loss

ocd

coping and treatment

chat rooms

perfectionism

coping

ptsd

coping

schizophrenia

coping

treatment

self-harm

self-love

suicide

therapy

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the quiet place

things to do when you feel bad

when you’re not having a good day

reminders

self care suggestions

take a break

the thoughts room

90 second relaxation

the dawn room

the comfort spot

control a rainstorm

calm

how to make changes in your life

imalive

crisischat

7 cups of tea

kids help phone

positive love network

trans lifeline: 877-565-8860

depression hotline: 1-630-482-9696

suicide hotline: 1-800-784-8433

lifeline: 1-800-273-8255

trevor project: 1-866-488-7386

sexuality support: 1-800-246-7743

eating disorders hotline: 1-847-831-3438

rape and sexual assault: 1-800-656-4673

grief support: 1-650-321-5272

runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

exhale: after abortion hotline/pro-voice: 1-866-439-4253

Dont forget about Crisis Text Line! 

Text HOME to 741-741

for those who might need it

the one that stuck out to me was “save someone’s life”

<333

Reblog to literally save a life

This helps thank you…

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

PLEASE REBLOG

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

SAVE A LIFE

this. reblogging this on my largest blog for y’all to see this

You can also do this on Android mobile.

Sorry this ain’t my usual content. But this is important.

sorry no matchups here but this is extremely necessary

this needs to be known more

please.

If you scroll past this, I am extremely disappointed

ditto

Rkkaktkqkgkwifkwkkdkfw

yeehaw pro tip!

Do this and you might safe a life partner!

literally!

I had to randomly fast scroll to past it and scroll back up to reblog/repost. I ain’t cruel. THERE WAS SO MUCH FUCKING REBLOGS!!!

Yall gotta reblog this unless y'all heartless MFS.

Anyways, have a critter.

PLEASE REBLOG

PLEASE

I BEG YOU

CALLING ALL SHARKS

@the-purpurhaj can you tag the hajar?

this is so unbelievably important, please please please reblog

im gonna try to tag as many as i can with gul’s list

Dont scroll!!!! This is important!!!!!!!

You don't want to know how long I took to realise that they meant dalmatian

HELP IT DIDNT EVEN REGISTER UNTIL I SAW THE WORD DALMATIAN THEN IT ALL MADE SENSE

✨ Please reblog to make it reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

I know this song from TikTok😭😭

the fact that this was posted 9 years ago and this is STILL SO RELEVANT.

Iso

Looking for asmr channel that deleted from my subscription on YouTube and cannot find.

The channel name was japanese

And made bts asmr videos.

Pls help a fellow army out.

Don't know if that's true or not

Last I heard the user passed away 2022 2023? Her family member decided to leave her channel/twitter account up.

Things I remember from her channel

She was japanese

Used kinemaster

Fan of bts (yoongi) and txt

And made spicy versions of her asmr vids

With English subtitles

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Reblogging and wishing for good things to come my way 💛

please please please please please

Citizens, what the fuck

Why is it 30 C in winter

...is that not normal

It should be like 17-18 at the very least D:

skill issue

My hair is on fire

since when is it 17-18 C in winter that's fuckingg freezing

Always! The lows rn are in that range but they’re supposed to be even lower

Since when is 17-18 c freezing?! 30° is what i am having in here at summer

That used to be our summers 😔

here in the good ol’ United States of murica it is 12 :D which is really weird because the last couple days have been really cold and it’s supposed to get to -6C😭👍

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

*slams reblog*

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED

DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC

BORN= existing as a result of birth

BORNE= carried or transported by

LIGHTENING = to make something less dark in color or to lessen its weight

LIGHTNING = bright flash of light during electrical storms

{This is quite helpful. Thank you Rebloggers.}

((adm: I just want to add-

Loose- untight

Lose- opposite of winning))

((ALSO: A fun trick -  Affect = Action  Effect = End Result ))

There = In that place

Their = belonging to them

can’t = a contraction for cannot

cant = a tilt or lean at an angle, usually to accommodate accessibility

Me thinking that this is child’s play and that I know it all already:

Me realising there are some things I didn’t already know:

TO- GOING ONE PLACE TOWARDS ANOTHER

TWO- 2, A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 3

TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD, THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.

Trick for telling whether to use “me” or “i”

Drop the other subject(s) and if the sentence makes sense, you’re using the right one.

Examples:

Incorrect- Arthur and me are going to the mall//me am going to the mall -no

Correct- Arthur and i are going to the mall//i am going to the mall

Incorrect- they brought presents for Henry and i//they brought presents for i -no

Correct- they brought presents for Henry and me//they brought presents for me

Rogue - a scoundrel or disreputable person

Rouge - a kind of makeup

IT IS A TENET OF YOUR RELIGION

IT IS NOT A TENANT OF YOUR RELIGION

Vicious- mean

Viscous- sticky

Conscious- awake, mindful

Conscience- Jiminy Cricket

The affect vs effect thing is very useful!  Until you learn that you can effect (to cause to occur; bring about; accomplish) an affect (feeling or emotion, OR outward expression of same; yes, this is two nouns!) because English is a garbage fire.

UNCONSCIOUS: NOT AWAKE

SUBCONSCIOUS: NOT AWARE

You do not make a decision unconsciously, it’s SUBCONSCIOUSLY.

If you wanna say someone made a decision without realizing, you use SUBCONSCIOUS.

If you wanna say you made a decision while sleeping (how??) you use UNCONSCIOUS

So many writers don’t know this and it drives me nuts

You do not make a

decision unconsciously,

it’s SUBCONSCIOUSLY.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Ignoring haiku bot.. Some of y'all could really use this, actually correction, most of y'all

adding onto the viscous definition, it also can mean thick, like the solution was very viscous, the molasses was very viscous.

Capcut I love you

HELP I LOVE THIS😭😭

move over han it’s my turn

I HAVE YANG JEONGIN, BANGCHAN!! ME NEXT!!!

idk wtf he likes, ok😭🙏

finally, it has appeared on my dash

finally, when we least expected it.

Wasn’t expecting this

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

ah yes. Spanish Inquisition.

@asp3nreblogs @anntrapta @asp3n4ever @apjofan @blairthebword @beloved-of-john @demigod-jack-hearth @donoossil @emdabitchass @elfwithantlers @elmoeatschildrenoccasionally @galaxygorl-does-stuff @jesus-is-an-ally @nothing-impt @nightshade-sams-wof-fan @odeggy @pride-flags-from-rocks @p4rty-p01son @rednexxsaysthing @run-in-cirlcez @st4rboyloser @spocks-got-a-glock @thingonthenet

tysm for tagging me since I have a really popular sonic ask blog

@itz-pandora @abbyroseflame24 @thesoundofspeed @ask-the-mercian-kingdom @asktheevilgeniusesson @amy-r0z3 @dr-j-wilson @drgregmousebites @donniesexceptionalmind @eclipsed-jester @island-ofthelost @rosesnhammers

@totaleclipse573 @the-sky-queen @infinitegunshot @rae-unbeloved @talisetekt @edgyhedgie @funkyfandomlover @nori-the-axolotl @burningasters and literally everyone else who hadn’t been tagged yet

^Just in case this starts spreading to other fandoms, which is definitely a possibility with how these things tend to spread as well as if they go after blogs that don’t even post content

I’ll be turning Media asks off and if needed i’ll turn my asks completely off, but for now it will be media asks only that will be off until new years, or the 26th if it stops by then.

Stay safe everyone <3<3<3<3

OKAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUDGE

Yeah, no, I’m turning off ask tmmr cause this is terrifying and disgusting.

@princessterios @thatpearlperson @thatbirdguyy @silverstuffies @bestjeanistmonster @chaosblasphemy @sonicboomrevisited @mama-qwerty @multiisketch @mushroomflood @gracefuldisasters @rechicken-and-waffles @cephalosaur @einelitas @thenovika @supd00dle @siggiedraws @iratheartist868 @chacolachao @risziarts @nekotenshi2003

Tags as much people as you can guys...

@everlune-evotide @thecalvinistkat @raz-b-rose @netraptor @aokiyoki

@punkinspice @zeezu-ix @son1c @sonicboomseason3 @spicymochi @fluffysheeps @autiebiographical @the-hydroxian-artblog @maurofonseca @tenti-q @neurotypical-sonic @calista-222 @nortedwayfinder @galaxylover06 @tsaikonautz @poketcg-art @teamdarkdaily @apofiss @spiritsonic @i-r-gigi @deegeemin @idwsonicnews @lightningstar1389 @loopy-lupe @self-dx-culture-is @adhd-culture--is @my-autism-adhd-blog @autism-culture-is @tatck @yasenek-0 @olivashko @lizclimo @pdlcomics @sheldontinydino @pusheen @raccoon-coded @happylittleshrub @raccooncomic @raccoon-central @triple-starsss @smallpwbbles @souliecrystalline

i apologize to the people i tagged who don't know i exist i was trying to abide by the whole “tag as many people as possible” thing

@cytochrome-sea, @moonpool-system, @felix-my-sunshine-aussie-boy02, @intrikatie, @who-is-page, @pluralprompts, @stage-system, @stayblrofficial, @meeb-motes, @endogenichaven, @luxdraconia, @mixed-origin-culture-is, @mixed-origin-system-culture-is, @queenofproendos, @valkyriexo

I tagged as many names as I could think of. Stay safe everyone.

@itzzyyyyyyydaaaa @kpopwerewolf @sadie-tucker @seungminindabuilding @beoms2001beomgyu @asexual-ashe @carolwif911 @written-in-ink-and-blood @doodlebugdpj @hannamoon143 @virtual-angell @multi-stays @lezleeferguson-120 @thatbibookworm @leebit-minho-deactivated2024122 @intrikatie @tcmmxqoo

I did as many names I could tag, please do the same, and please stay safe my friends!

omg thank you so much for telling me about this, I haven’t received any yet, but I’m gonna be safe than sorry!!

@the-real-gmail @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @gay-little-isopod @the-republic-of-california-fr-fr @the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @therealrepublicofkorea @the-official-church-of-santa @the-real-yahoo-mail

those are my only mutuals😭😭 BUT EVEN IF YOU WEREN’T TAGGED, REBLOG THIS

Happy anniversary to Dabi’s reveal as Touya in the manga back in 2020 which broke the internet and even surpassed the US elections 🤭

You just had to be there 🙏🏻 this is the power this man holds and he is not even real

I REMEMBER THIS OH MY GOSH HAHAAH I WAS STUNNED BEYOND REPAIR AND I WAS A GACHA KID AT THE TIME AND ALL OF THE VIDEOS WERE REACTIONS TO THE REVEAL AND THE VIDEOS WOULD START WITH “spoiler for manga chapter [whatever tf I forgot the chapter number]”