I tell you what, this country has gone to heck in a hand basket. We've lost sight of what we were. We need to go back to a time when Men were Brine Shrimp and Women were also Brine Shrimp.

We need to return to the values of the late pleistocene era, when Lake Bonneville was a vast inland sea covering much of what is now Utah and parts Idaho and Nevada.

TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY WE NEED TO REFILL LAKE BONNEVILLE!

Now you might be saying, "but Brothermouse, wouldn't dumping trillions of gallons of water into the Great Salt Lake with the intent of returning water levels to their prehistoric levels cause untold damage to infrastructure, massive loss of human life and irrevocably damage the local ecosystem for the foreseeable future, to say nothing of the economic effects?"

To that I say, of course it will, and that's just the price I'm willing to pay.

REFILL!!! LAKE!!! BONNEVILLE!!!

^ a helpful diagram

Finally uploading my part of the rephanimation project!! As of posting this, the full video is currently blocked on copyright grounds and not viewable in every country besides Canada. Here's a link to the YouTube channel for when it hopefully gets reinstated, or if you (or your VPN) are in Canada :)

its so windy my poor poor chickens are being blown around like dry leafs they look like this

im so happy this doodle i made in approximately 1 minute and 32 seconds is resonating with 3 thousand people

Ooohhh guys au where Danny was really ill as a baby, and so the doctors Fenton did some Experimental Medical Procedures that involved ectoplasm

It worked.

He's always had an ectosignature. They're always brushing off him pinging the sensors because they know he will. Weapons in the house that are automatic are always set to lower power so if they lock onto Danny the damage isn't permanent or extreme. But if an intruding ghost gets hit, it'll keep them down long enough for someone wielding a higher power weapon to dispatch.

They've been trying to find a way to code weapons to ignore Danny's ectosignature but its really tricky to isolate, especially when Danny is young and they don't have a lot of ghosts to compare to.

He gets halfa'd in one go because of the portal, yes, but he's powerful from the getgo because his human half already knows how to use this energy

scrib of my fav little red riding hood (YOUNG JUSTICE RED HOODED NINJA I NEED MORE CONTENT OF YOU I CAN'T KEEP FEEDING MYSELF or can I)

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

And the Avatar

Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT

But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever...

Why do they even have that lever?

Well done everyone, 10/10 post

If you see someone with a really bad fandom take, I’m begging you to open your emails and write a strongly worded missive to your local government official about something bad happening in your community or country.

If you’re in Canada you could email a rep about concerns about Elon musk interfering in our next federal election.

If you’re in the US the list is endless.

If you’re in the UK you could email about trans health care.

If you’re in Australia, what about dental care in Medicare?

If you’re in Europe, look into some EU initiatives of particular concern. Perhaps something to do with nature and biodiversity? Idk

Just today I emailed my local mla about coal mining in the Rocky Mountains and tomorrow I’m going to pick something else and do it again

Don’t get me wrong I love a fandom wank as much as anyone but perhaps you can take an iota of the energy you’re spending on that and put it towards making sure your elected representatives hear from you on a regular basis

Honestly this seems like a legit mental health emotional de-escalation strategy. New grounding technique just dropped and it's going to revolutionize the world at the rate I see bad takes as a regular tag scroller

Bad heroes go to the Cheese Dimension.

Danny, one of the Realms ghosts that regularly dips in and out of other dimensions, notices a disturbing trend of other dimension's heroes...being not heroes.

They're, in fact, performing straight up villain acts.

Superman becoming a tyrant, Owlman being...whatever the fuck Owlman is, Gun Batman, etc. etc.

So Danny pitches an idea to the Observants, but only after he's gotten approval from Clockwork, Pandora, Frostbite, Walker, and the ghost of Wisconsin himself, the Dairy King.

The Observants, backed into a corner...begrudgingly agree.

They create a pocket dimension to be completely and totally controlled by the Dairy King. It has nothing but cheese in it.

It is an infinite void of Packers merch and cheese.

Now all Danny has to do is, when he sees a dimension where the heroes are not being hero-ey, tag them with a slice of Cursed American Cheese and they'll pop out of their dimension and into

Drawback; as Danny isn't a native to the dimensions he goes to, sometimes he gets a little confused, and sends normal heroes to

and it takes a few days for the Dairy King to realize the mistake and let them go back.

Ok but your a hero that dose … not heroey stuff you are going about your day as usual and this kid in costume appears. Not that odd given everything must be some new villain or goon or maybe an upland coming hero. So you just go on with your usual routine then the kid comes up to you and throws a slice of cheese at you. you just stop so confused is this a prank, is this some stupid internet trend kids are doing. But before you can finish that thought your surroundings change and you see Cheese. Just CHEESE as far as they eye can see Gouda, Bree, feta, Munster, mozzarella, cream cheese……. JUST CHEESE.

you see a house you run inside to try and figure out what in the world is going on. It’s all cheese themed. There’s a cheese couch a wheel of cheese table string cheese, light ornaments it’s all cheese . The tv is a giant block of cheddar that somehow is playing a show that has wedges of cheese on screen with goggly eyes just stuck onto them moving around through a land of cheese.

Captain Marvel swears.

Captain Marvel gets slapped with a slice of cheese.

Captain Marvel is now trapped in a dimension of nothing but cheese and isn't sure how he got there, is confused the entire time he's trapped before he's released back to his dimension by the ghostly King of Cheese.

Just imagining heroes getting a slice of cheese to the face like this:

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

Science!

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

you mean like

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

Elves are flat-earthers

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

This post really was a rollercoaster.

for elves it was a straight line

Danny: “Catch me if you can, Sucker Phantom!”

Tucker: “That’s Tucker Phantom! Tucker!”

Use this random DC character wheel to write a dpxdc prompt, fanfic, or blurb below! (Or just say what ya got ehehe)

I got Lobo, time for him to roll up in the middle of Ultimate Enemy and wrecking Dan’s shit while Danny is confused what’s happening

I got CADMUS.

I got Superboy (Jon Kent) and James Gordon (because I wanted two).

Prompt: a black haired, blue eyed boy crash lands in the road in front of Gordon. He is clearly not a Bat (as evidenced by the crater he left and the fact he's picking himself up as if this was just a minor tumble and not something that would shatter any non-meta human's bones). "Superboy?"

In a classroom a city away Damian watches Jon perk up. His friend has heard something interesting. Looks like they're gonna miss third period again to investigate.

this has been getting notes lately

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

benefits of mg:

drawbacks: