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one day elons gonna go on a coke binge & get in a twitter meltdown so bad he replaces the entire website w/ his dick & butthole & then get into a shitton of legal trouble cuz twitter has <18 ppl & it is a felony to knowingly expose children to pornography- and in the post-ballsack pic meltdown would fumble over his words so bad he would post some shit abt how 'pedophilia is not that bad' & 'all of the ppl complaining are just liberal snowflakes' in attempt to defend himself, and then you would have all the musk boys talking about how he owns the site and can do what he wants with it because its a #free country & then we r gonna have tumblr liberals discoursing abt #muskpenis and weather or not its puritanical to say he shouldnt replace the site with a photo of his full uncensored asshole & the next time i go onto un-signed-in youtube im gonna see a 53 minute long video essay -w/ a posterized edit of elons face w/ like a black censor bar over his eyes as the thumbnail- talking about penis shame & male loneliness as if his circumsized 3 3/4ths in flacid 4 1/2 in erect musker is in any way the issue here

spoken version so you can have the immersive experience of being in voicecall w/ me & hearing me rant abt some stupid hypothetical

ohhh I’m so sleepy you’ll have to rip me apart with your bare hands

on it boss! *breaks alllllll of my fingers trying to pull you apart* bad news boss.

my weakest homonculus you have failed nme yet again

Love some miserable Elon in the morning

it’s even more miserable than I thought

all of my pacman comics

WOW.

Just . . . wow.

So, we writers not only have to deal with people not interacting with our work, we should also feel forced to update faster and more often to hopefully keep people from feeding our stories into ai. Ultimately meaning it's OUR fault ai's being used?

You are exactly the type of reader that makes people stop writing in the first place. You are greedy and impatient, and don't appreciate what you get, you just want more more more. (And not in the good way.)

Grow up.

Hey Miggy!

This panic happens like every few months.

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

When you wake up and realize it’s Monday 🆘