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‘Nother idea: Dunkleosteus at Dunkin’ Donuts.
Dunkleosteus at the Dunkin’ Donuts
Reblogged tatsumi-rin
New fear unlocked.
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this is so wild
Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.
Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!
Reblogged reikaniichan
he has a five star splorpability rating
YESSSSS YOU DREW HIM PERFECTLY
Reblogged spontaneousmusicalnumber
the obsession some people have with their ships being canonized…..who are you, the catholic church
If we follow the order of sainthood for ships
- Grassroot devotion: Petition has been made. People begin speaking of the great works and achievements that have occurred. (Ship equivalent: fanworks, gifsets, are being made by fans)
- Servant of God/Diocesan phase: The bishop of the diocese or religious community will appoint a postulator to collect documents and make sure everything is above board. (Ship equivalent: BNF creates a well circulated meta. It’s basically fanon at this stage.)
- Posito/Venerable stage: The fully compiled evidence is sent to Rome to be examined. If it gets approved it’s sent to the next stage. (One of the PTB acknowledges the ship on social media in some way.)
- Beatification: A miracle needs to be performed in order for this stage to be completed. Then they stay in this stage until another miracle. (There is a meta joke in the original content.)
- Canonization: After the second miracle has been approved then the ship is canon.
Correct
Reblogged lledxela
MCC Smart Eco-Speedster Concept, 1993
Perfect car for driving in this town
Okay you gotta see what it looks like from the outside too actually
Reblogged theaudientvoid
it cracks me up that there was a secret society of American journalists who, from 1965 to 2006, slipped the phrase "it was as if some occult hand..." into articles
this all started when one guy used the phrase in an article and his friends thought it was so hilariously out of place that they all started using it
it drove their editors crazy but they kept doing it
that was like. the whole thing. they called it the Order of the Occult Hand and all it did was put a random metaphor into as many news articles as possible
they picked a new phrase in the early 00s, which has not been revealed yet- to my knowledge
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Reblogged thelittlebunnypawsthing
doodles of my besties' bunny, Hazel 🐇
Reblogged lledxela
the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line
Reblogged bizzarczar
Has your name every appeared in the credits of a book, or is it likely to in the near future? Then you should join AUTHORS AGAINST BOOK BANS! Transcript below the cut. A version of this zine formatted for print is available to download on my patreon.
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Anonymous asked:
What's your stance on the Entity?
piece of shit i hate it so mu.... its right behind me isnt it
String identified: at' tac t tt? c t at t …. t gt t t
Closest match: Felimida luteorosea genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Yellow Dotted Doris
IM SO SORRY ENTITY IM SO SORRY
got a little inspired
Reblogged who-is-page
I haven’t been on tumblr for quite as long as a lot of people but over several years I’ve noticed this interesting gradual sorta,, shift in the general culture? that it went from this mostly depressed, nihilistic outlook where people would regularly joke about hating themselves and being hopeless and depressed, to a wave of vehemence of “STOP hating everything actually the world is Good and you deserve love!!!” type posts, to now, where those aggressive ‘PSAs’ have faded away and instead I regularly see people romanticizing simple things like stars and hot tea and rainy mornings, and waxing poetic about their friends, and just trying to put love out there. and I don’t know exactly what that means (someone who knows more than me could probably say something smart about generational expression and trauma or popular perception of mental health and whatnot), but I do know that it makes my heart very full to see people learn to love the world and themselves by extension, and a whole userbase adopting healthier coping mechanisms, and therefore teaching the younger users to do so as well. I might just be following different people, but I really do think we’ve grown. everyone has grown. five years ago it wasn’t unusual for the next post on my dash to be a scathing commentary on why nothing matters or an anon ripping into someone they barely knew or someone complaining about how pathetic their interests are. now I have mutuals who get excited and spam reblog art of cows and friends I see tagging each other in pictures of frogs and strangers writing paragraphs about how much I matter. it makes me happy. idk. just an observation I wanted to make. I think people are good and everyone’s just trying their best at the end of the day
I take it all back everyone on this site is toxic
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