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From Geocities user aasshh_rraaff.

Warhorse is SO FUNNY though, they made this hyperrealistic game where the player character has to eat and sleep regularly and his clothes and armor get visibly worn and dirty, and people react differently to him based on how he's dressed and how filthy he is, and they created an entire game engine to display the individual parts of plants to such a detailed degree that I once leapt off my running horse yelling "Is that fucking EYEBRIGHT" when I spotted it by the side of the road and it WAS,

and there are no children. The entire expanse of all of Bohemia and not a single person under the age of 20.

What.

When you think you can sleep until noon, but nooooooo….. The spring has come

quite literally me when i am lying

One of the best things about doing research is when you turn up an account of a bunch of people fighting very intensely over something that's objectively very low stakes

Reading about a debate over a book in the 1970s: haha this is silly. They literally agree on everything & nothing happened

The debate at the time:

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

we need to talk abt the power scaling problem in playing pretend :/

you cant just be invincible i GOT you i fucking got yoiu with my powers ok??????

It's now safe and warm with some hazelnuts

hope this explains it

it does and I hate it, thank you

important update

olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat

points deduction. that last baby was a calvinist

oh my god people yes i know calvinism is a type of christianity the joke is that it doesn't take skill to hit a baby who's predestined to get hit come on

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

wizard tip of the day: buy locusts in bulk and release them just sort of wherever

Wait, that's...that's EVIL!

yeah you’re right sorry. NEW wizard tip of the day: buy WOKE LOCUSTS and release them into a queer-owned deli shop. WOKELY

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

this post has re-wired my brain in the best way

no one is immune to knight gender