took my sister to a local craft fair thing and one booth was selling freeze dried granola bar bits and I said to my sister "hmm are those dog treats?" bc they were giving dog treat in their brown dryness but upon looking closer at the packaging of the smiling human man I said "oh no... human food" .... now my sister (compulsive, cannot resist her urge to speak) begins to approach the person behind the booth and says "excuse me" and I'm grabbing her arm whispering in her ear "no it's not a dog treat I was wrong it's not dog treat" and Alison says "are these dog treats?" and the person with a booth and a dream of selling delicious nutritious treats for humans says .... no :/
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Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken
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It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.
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Let’s see what happens
stupidest thing that happened to me yesterday is that after dinner he walked me to my car and kissed me and it escalated a little and it was raining a little and then he was like "hey can we get in your car for a second" and i said sure and was fumbling for my keys for A WHILE, not in my purse, digging in my pockets, where are my keys, i'm like "i can't find my keys" but he's already in the passenger seat and he's like "uhh.." and i'm like.... oh.. oh it's unlocked... okay.. i was so brain dead. chat i'm sooo cooked it's not even funny.
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I’m so fucking sick of AI