This ✨texture✨ and color has my heart racing

went to lego.com and inexplicably the username autofilled to this

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

Just one guy? Just one, Spider-maAann.

­ Or woman! We don't know.

­ ...for suᵘuᵤre,

ripped all my bootstraps off im pulling myself up by the g-string these days

why did someone tag this as dean winchester

elrond

Mushrooms are closely related to us genetically and sometimes taste like Meat.

Don't think about it too hard, I already did

-no corvid detected-

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

haha… bofa them 

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

wishing everyone a very good luck getting through january-march without killing yourself

once again wishing everyone a very pleasant please don’t kill yourself

great work everyone we did it

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That's the Offspring.

The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.

A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.

a reminder

SUNSET AFTER 7PM NEVER KILL YOURSELF