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so how long nipples

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34. legit just whatever. she/they.

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? Thatโ€™s right. Buck ass naked

If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

TIPS FOR DRAGONFRUIT/PITAYA

  1. You want PINK flesh not white flesh. It's sweeter. Pink pitaya never done me wrong.
  2. You want DENSE pitaya. It's like the watermelon rules, heft them and compare weight-to-size ratios.
  3. You want ROUND. I don't really know why but the longer ones ain't usually as sweet.
  4. You want SHORT petal tips not the longer ones, this usually tells you if it's pink on the inside or not.
  5. Once you have caught your sessile prey you will WAIT patiently for the petals dry out, until the TIPS of the petals have started to turn BROWN
  6. FEAST

Be free, I love you

You know how canaries were historically brought into coal mines, because if the mine was full of carbon monoxide the canary would die first and the miners would be able to escape before they died too?

I just found the greatest thing.

This is a canary resuscitator.

When the miners notice the canary getting sick with carbon monoxide poisoning, they can close that circular hatch so no more gas gets into the canary cage, and open the valve on that oxygen tank to keep the canary breathing. In other words, they made a spacesuit for birds.

By immediately giving the canary access to clean air, the miners can save it from the poison. The bird lives. To be clear, this is not for economic purposes, this was specifically created because the miners felt bad and wanted to save the bird.

Isnโ€™t that just the perfect demonstration of what humans are like? We started sacrificing small creatures to save ourselves, and then felt bad and spent our valuable resources on saving the critters too. Because yeah the canary was the only way to test for CO, but itโ€™s a living creature too, dammit!

Union watches out for its members.

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benepla-deactivated20180521

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. canโ€™t tell you how many times iโ€™ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and saysย โ€œjumping off of thatโ€ฆโ€ then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

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zurizaldun

I hate to be that guy, but it doesnโ€™t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone whoโ€™s analysis isnโ€™t sufficiently complex and long winded for them.ย 

Been done to me by people of both genders.ย 

Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldnโ€™t wait to talkโ€ฆ. yeah.ย 

(Nothing is ever clear cut ehโ€ฆ.)ย 

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benepla

dude.

this is art

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