they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

[Image description: There are 7 images that are screen caps of tiktok user @/chris.irish.rd's video

Image 1: Reminders from a slightly angry dietitian

Image 2: Consuming soy is not going to lower your testosterone, but consistently underfueling will

Image 3: Just because the body CAN function with minimal carbohydrates doesn't mean it is "healthy" or preferred

Image 4: Your brain needs carbohydrates to understand Severance

Image 5: If you're hungry an hour after eating, there is a reason. You're allowed to eat again

Image 6: Food is personal and it can serve many purposes. You don't have to justify your eating

Image 7: You aren't supposed to weight the same as you did in high school or college /end ID]

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

happy 9 years to the Down With Cis bus!

happy ten years to the Down With Cis bus!

He affects 5G towers like metal does a microwave

He walks into Chernobyl and parts the radiation like Moses did the Red Sea

back in my day, we got fun little games and jokes for april fool's. the lizard president race. coppy. crabs. the horse. boops, god, remember boops? now all they do is fuck up the ui. this used to be a website.

colorblind pride flag just dropped

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

*INTERNALLY AND EXTERNALLY SCREAMING*

Sketchsketch

Shadow is Rouge's n1 fan (and hater, currently)

+ Sonic is here literally just to be a little prick

This took so long @_@

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

EVERY YEAR