A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what
The opening page of "The Metamorphosis" (by Franz Kafka) from Nabokov's teaching copy
writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.
2x17 | 8x15
CHAPPELL ROAN 🧚🏻♀️ Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, April 19, 2024 (via aldenbonecutter)
What was the first property/media you read fanfiction online for? 🌈
Sometimes I forget young people exist. I’m seeing people saying that their first fic was for FNaF or Good Omens or even MLP and I’m like “Haha wow that’s all pretty new, you must have been on the internet for a while before encountering fanfiction!”
And then the “oh no” hits.
So I have a follow-up question: What’s the first website you read fanfiction on? Mine was Quizilla, which doesn’t even exist any more!
REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
- Too many beds
- Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
- Really nice guy who hates only you
- Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
- Divorce of convenience
- Too much communication
- True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
- Dating your enemy’s sibling
- Lovers to enemies
- Hate at first sight
- Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
- Fake amnesia
- Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
- Strangers to enemies
- Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
- Too hot to cuddle
- Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
- Nursing home au
"university of maryland, 1982. fox mulder is in love with the library girl."
Obsessed with the energy in Paracosm on AO3 by @softnow
SHUT UP OH MY GOD????
the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
i just took a dance class taught by theee vincent rodriguez iii??? and we learned don’t be a lawyer choreo????? 2018 holl is screaming
did you actually dissect a frog in school?
yes (usamerican)
yes (non-usamerican)
no (usamerican)
no (non-usamerican)