timeless

oh m-...ahhh...my pockages

Signed Victorian Silver cherub heart locket pendant.

owls + apples 🍎

[image description: digital art of two barn owls against a bright red background. alongside the owls are several halved apples. the shape of the apples and the seeds inside make them look similar to the owl faces.]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

imagine if it were that easy

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

“You can be mean to me but there are RULES about it” is the most Catholic thing I’ve ever seen.

I walked into that one

When The Camellias Bloom, That's When I End Hibernation

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the Fantasy High webtoon is so much fun it almost makes up for the psychic damage I took wrangling the webtoons UI

not to Old Man Yells At Cloud here but goddamn. who thought it was cool to put disney fastpass microtransactions Play Mobile Game For 90 Free Coins economy into the webcomics ecosystem

it also drained my phone battery a full 35% while it was plugged in somehow but that might have simply been a physical manifestation of my Waning Lifeforce

I dunno, I don't wanna seem like I'm casting aspersions on my fellow webcomic creators because none of this feeling is about the comics themselves, I just.

Webcomics are the truest form of independence and freedom from salesmanship bullshit that a comic creator can achieve. No barrier between your art and your audience, no hoops to jump through for publication, nobody telling you "this is too weird or too niche or too low-quality to ever be appreciated, do something more normal like everyone else". You can just make your weird, niche, indie thing, whether you're drawing stick figures or using repurposed megaman sprites or just drawing your best every page until your art is gorgeous through the simple grind of practice.

So to see this fiercely independent art form repackaged into a mass-produced, ultra-polished popularity contest that (a) seems to exclusively front-page headline a near-identical swath of ultra-airbrushed gorgeous anime people who you could tell me were all from the same series and I would believe you, and (b) actively tries to offload you onto a million little mobile games to eat your attention for hours in exchange for microtransaction coins makes me, like. Genuinely queasy on a very profound level.

The fuckin ye olde yaoi paddle at work

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

i mean normal advisor