The best blog with this url

Damn, Naomi, you’re cold af

Ok but this is canon

It is kind of funny elon musk didn’t do the math and that people sort of need to like you for you to become emperor alive

Like I know it’s a ketamine fueled spiral but pretty famously this is common knowledge

There’s a reason Bread and Circuses was common Roman policy in keeping the masses complacent and Americans can’t afford the circus or even good bread

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

if I meet u at a party I will often hand you my phone and say something like "this is a list of names for girls. please read through and then add one." the list is special because you can only add to it in person; I won't add something that you tell me about over text. however, I think it's okay for me to share it here. without further ado, I present: girl names (names for girls)

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

the internet these days is insane because every 3-5 days you see an honest to god neuron-rewiring video produced by some rando with too much free time, and it's so fucking good that you know would have been its own entire meme for MONTHS in 2005. but we're so saturated with phds in breaking bad editing so you can't go into work like "hey did you see The Bear No Rush video game?" because nobody has any idea what you're talking about. back in my day we watched 1 blurry video of a guy doing the Numa Numa Dance and it sustained all of society for an entire year.

Cannot even fault them for that that's funny as fuck

miracle paint!!!

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

Official Hog Like A Hoagie Roll Post

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

yello!

Stolas doing paperwork (or at least trying to)

love drawing them all lovey dovey 🫠🫠🫠

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv.