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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating
i have never successfully articulated anything but i got very close, once
It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it
i did not once ever have a full night’s sleep from 2013-2015. nothing new to say that hasn’t already been said but it was so fucking fun being a one direction fan while they were still releasing albums/touring. can’t even put it into words or describe it. u were constantly terrorized while also having the best time of ur life.
being a jack of all trades master of none is actually so awesome bc i can make the shittest clay sculpture and the ugliest drawing and the sloppiest painting and the worst hand stitches and the wonkiest earrings and it's like. who cares + now im surrounded by lots of different silly things i made with love and care etc
My great uncle, who loved cooking and engineering and traveling and far too many other things, always used to say:
"Among the cooks, I am the best engineer, and among the engineers I am the best cook."
I love that. It's one of the things I try to live by.
The full idiom is
"Jack of all trades, master of none, but better that, than a master of one."
the concept of "are they hot or do they just work with me" must be impossible for athletes. you could be the most busted looking freak in the world but if we're riding to sweaty adrenaline filled pseudo battle together every week, you bet i'm kicking my feet and giggling when u smile at me
We know about fantasy sports All Too Well… 🤭
It's cuz you're always fiddling on that damn roof
being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store
