OH MY GAMMIT ITS THE RAPTURE

Why did they erase the first 5? Did they take their loads back?

Look I know what these photos are meant to show. I know what they mean. I get it.

But I can’t help but imagine them being taken back to back and Stalin just pushed the guy into the ocean between the shots.

SHAPE HELL 2

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

Tumblr is the website where you ramble to yourself like a madman until someone decides they like you and put you into their pocket like a shiny rock. That's how you get followers

"im scared to post on tumblr cos it feels like everyone knows smth i don't" we don't know shit. come in and have fun

"i just reblog random stuff" you are correct

"i posted on tumblr and my blogs have 0 likes 😭 any tips?" that's part of the experience, most posts will have like 3 notes from your friends except for one post you make during your lifetime that blows up for no reason

just saw a sign on the side of the road that said “you misunderstood: bring back my lawnmower” that six word story goes crazy

November 15, 2021. A new dwarf planet has been discovered in our solar neighbourhood. It was given the provisional name Xipe Totec. It has gone unnoticed due to its small size and complex orbit, but it recently passed close enough for this first image to be captured.

August 7, 2022. Xipe Totec has completed an unexpectedly close orbit of the Earth, grazing its Roche radius. Tidal waves are expected in the coming days. Authorities are warning not to approach the falling debris that was torn from the planet by Earth’s gravity.

May 30, 2023. Concerns are mounting worldwide as flesh organisms grow unchecked. Seeds that fell on Earth during close encounter with the living planetoid Xipe Totec appear to be fusing and consuming everything around them. Large swaths of the ocean floor being covered in flesh may lead to ecological disaster, warns biologist.

Controlled fires are being deployed to slow down the growth of the flesh superorganism that is quickly taking over large areas of land around the planet, consuming all organic matter.

Though the measure is proving ineffective at curbing the spread, it may buy Earth some time.

The uncontrolled advance of the superorganism spawned from planetoid Xipe Totec already claims millions of lives worldwide and untold property damage.

Leaders warn "worst is yet to come" as large populations crowd the increasingly shrinking habitable surface of our planet.

BREAKING

Global crisis has been averted as people realize the flesh superorganism taking over Earth could “simply be cooked”.

Massive cookouts have been organized around the world to consume the beast and celebrate humanity's salvation. “How did we not think about this before” claims befuddled citizen through mouthful of meat.

this is my new RTTS oc gabe newell

his name is gabe newell and he is a game developer

i'm. angry. right now so im gonna pivot and ask

whats everyones favorite color of cat

i like the black and white ones where the black covers the nose like uni and spinning maxwell

my cat coloured

she is the best cat!

shoutout to when i made the most stress inducing contraption ever just to automate my pokewalker

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

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yeah, you can go piss, girl... bit it'll cost ya

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr

Can she play with my daughter Leftist Infighting

sure, what could possibly go wrong