Bree: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Bree: I will not yield.
Selwyn: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Selwyn lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
#Oathbound has my brain#so I’ve hopped on the Legendborn incorrect quotes grind#gonna keep it spoiler free tho if it’s Oathbound specific I’ll hide the post#going for the vibes rlly#Oathbound#Bloodmarked#Legendborn#legendborn cycle#legendborn shitpost#shitpost#incorrect legendborn quotes#incorrect quotes#brainrot
This is such an incredibly niche combo and I don’t know if anyone will get it but I can’t get this out of my brain
#I mean they’re not even that similar#even though they kind of both are pushovers#but their circumstances are VERY different#my point stands tho#choosing theoretical stability and an abusive husband over supporting their sisters#I hate Locke and Stanley too#don’t get me wrong I hate Blanche as well that’s the main difference between Stella and Taryn#I hate that Taryn fucked Jude over#but I kinda hate everyone in Streetcar#a streetcar named desire#streetcar named desire#tennessee williams#blanche dubois#Stella Dubois#Stella kowalski#Stanley kowalski#taryn Duarte#Jude Duarte#Locke#shitpost#tfota#tfota shitpost#brainrot#tfota brainrot#tcp#two#twin
Anonymous asked:
What do you expect from oathbound
Okayyyy I’ve had quite a few asks from this guy but they’re all oathbound related so I’m gonna answer them all in a oner (Legendborn and Bloodmarked spoilers btw)
My predictions for OB here we go:
• Nick is dying (I’m sorryyyyy but it just feels like the most likely outcome. Also I have a hunch. Anyway a corruption arc is also a distinct possibility here)
• Tor is gonna get her shit rocked. This is more of a wish than a prediction tbh bc I hate tor.
• Training arc with Bree and Erebus and POSSIBLY a time skip (I’m only talking a few months though) because I feel like she needs to level up a bit. Don’t get me wrong she could solo most of the verse as of right now but with the introduction of the shadow king being a major player, potentially more balanced cambions, and potentially demonised Sel, she’s gonna need a lot more firepower
• speaking of demonised Sel, I think we’re gonna have some altercations with him before he’s hopefully cured. There was that huge amount of tension in Legendborn where Sel wanted Bree dead so bad, but we never really got a fight out of it. We got the hellfoxes but no proper Sel/Bree battle. I feel like having in that in Oathbound would be a great way of having Bree question her morals and what she values most, and also generally it would be a cool scene
• something to do with oaths. I know this sounds super obvious (it’s in the title DUH) but I don’t think Bree will be the one it refers to - she probably knows better than to take any oaths at this point. It could very possibly be Sel. It could be Nick trying to break everyone’s oaths and destroy the lines. It could be about how Natasia survived on her own.
• Lark and Will get together. No more notes I just think they’re cute.
• honourable mention - Alice. She’s hit or miss right now. I don’t think we’ve seen the last of her but at the same time I don’t think she’s off the hook just yet. We might see her in a blood walk or something while she’s still in a coma.
Any more additions stick em in the comments!
Anonymous asked:
Would draw Bree and sel
Ok I’ve had a whole bunch of asks like these, I’m gonna assume from the same person lol.
Yes I plan on doing more Legendborn art, definitely of Bree and Sel at some point, and probably of the other characters as well. I’m just in a bit of an art slump at the moment (though I have done some jjk art which is up on my instagram if you want to check it out)
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Picrew Chain?!
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1235139
yo I've had this in my drafts for a month (That question mark and vacant expression aint for nothing) I'm baton-passing this to @arcaneseason3 to do the starter tags!
Yee! It is me! :D
I'll start!
@the-unkindled-queen @slightlydeadghost @bimbomcgee @circeancity @baerryjj @abarelysapientpairofshoes @gentle-death-envoy @donkatthree @dinitinka @bri-the-nautilus @bornetoblood @feartheoldblog @fenharael @eve-nightengale @patchesenthusiast @midorishinobi5 @soly-poly @omelevate @marble-writes @catcas22
Love and arson <3
@cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme @rottenpumpkin13 @salternateunreality2 @altocat @thatboreddrake @fareehaandspaniards @jarognieva @bobbyzombiegg @miss-midnightt and anyone else that sees this!
I look a bit more exhausted and a lil less cute but i love it! Thanks gor the tag <333
@humanteethmarksonhumanbone if you want to do it
thanks for the tag :D
First picrew I've done that actually kinda looks like me
Thank you for the tag!
Tagging @skyeoak @kingskelly123 @juyuu @cy0oo @emptysunshine & anyone else who wants to join :)
Thanks for the tag!!!
[the reveal that my color scheme for life is pink and some complementing shade of green]
Tagging @handsomepear @alice-apparently but absolutely no pressure
this is utterly adorable and I love it
also honestly pretty accurate and especially— it has my scars!!
@amelie-isnt-french go go go, also @wayward-stella you too
picrew picrew picrew!! I love these funky lil pics hehe
no-pressure-tagging @icannotescape, @field-cryptobotanist and @cor3y-racc00n! <3
I love that cute little frog!
no-pressure-tagging @oneidiotwithasword @echinocereus @mybugsmybugsmybugs
I'll just hijack this post, sorry :D
@solticeenery I know you will love this
Oh, I praise these activities with all my soul and heart.
Yeah, hi. I am nice and not biting, I promise, it's just kinda hard not to be tired when you're a student of media (and a bit of economics too just 'cause you need points to finish bachelor) and a cashier in Fastfood restaurant xD
Forever fixed on Lockwood & Co., LesMis and my stupid fictional children and I don't regret these life choices
No-pressure-tagging @vangoghsmissingearr wanna join?
Omg hellooooo tysm @vangoghsmissingearr for the tag!
I love how the past three have all been flipping someone off lol
I don’t have anyone to tag so please just reblog it I want to see everyone!
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Favorites Questions
Favorite Painter : Not much into painting or painters
Favorite Poet/Writer : Any of the men who wrote the Bible
Favorite Band : Gaither Vocal Band
Favorite Meal & Drink : Skyline Chili with Root Beer
Favorite Outfit Aesthetic/Style : Give me the leather jackets
Favorite Singer : David Phelps
Favorite Item You Own : My stuffed elephant that isn’t so stuffed any more. Not sure what happened. The fluff disintegrated i guess.
Favorite Perfume : I don’t do perfume of any type
TAGGED BY : @backgroundagent3 💜
NO PRESSURE TAGS : @trapezequeen @geekymoviemom @lovelyfanatical @ahsokathegray @pastagirl52 @cyphers-and-sunspots
Thanks for the tag @aintinacage !
Favorite Questions
Favorite Painter: Vincent Van Gogh
Favorite Poet/Writer: T.S. Eliot
Favorite Band: Too hard to pick!
Favorite Meal & Drink: Spaghetti bolognese & Arnold Palmer
Favorite Outfit Aesthetic/Style: Not a full outfit but anything with boots
Favorite Singer: Sara Bareilles
Favorite Item You Own: Currently, my new jean jacket
Favorite Perfume: don't really wear any
Thank you for the tag @lovelyfanatical!🩷
Favorites Questions
🎨 I am not that knowledgeable in art as I wish I could be, but Claude Mone comes to mind
✒️ Dostoevsky. Read almost all of his novels
🎸 Hard one. Nothing But Thieves, 5SOS, The 1975, The Paper Kites, The Wldlife, Fleetwood Mac and a lot more
🍲 Lasagne & green jasmine tea
🛍 Academia style, dark or light, doesn't matter. I'm obsessed
🎤 I adore so many musicians, but Taylor Swift has a special place in my heart
✨️ My new earrings. Right one is the moon, and the left one is the star. So happy I bought it
🌷 Chanel Chance Eau Tendre
No pressure tags: @hisnamesdylan @demigoddess-of-ghosts @bella-rose29 @trolliworms @littlelilliana15
Favorite Questions
Favorite painter: Claude Monet
Favorite poet/writer: Rick Riordan
Favorite band: Imagine Dragons
Favorite meal and drink: chicken parmesan and lemonade
Favorite outfit aesthetic/style: it can range from cottagecore to a more punk look or something in between
Favorite singer: NOAHFINNCE
Favorite item you own: my books
Favorite perfume: I don’t normally wear perfume, but I like ones that smell lemony. Ones that having a calming and happy smell and reminds me of sunshine.
No pressure tags: @myownpainintheass @all-too-unwell-13 @gigawatt-smile @loveverythingbooks @neewtmas @vangoghsmissingearr

thank so so much for the tag!! @hisnamesdylan
Favorites Questions
Favorite Painter : Van Gogh!
Favorite Poet/Writer : probably Dostoevsky but its changes from time to time
Favorite Band : QUEEN
Favorite Meal & Drink : literally anything with bread along with tea
Favorite Outfit Aesthetic/Style : LACES ALL THE WAY. cottage core i would say?? cute skirts and tops and accessories
Favorite Singer : i have no idea lol
Favorite Item You Own : this box of all the things people have given me (notes, photos, random stuff) which I adore <3
Favorite Perfume : i dont usually wear perfume, but something like vanilla or petrichor
No pressure tags: @talleryn @womaninwinter @lemonseedsandpomegranates @littlelilliana15 @demigoddess-of-ghosts @strawberrycowgirly
Thanks for the tag @vangoghsmissingearr
Favourites Questions
Favourite painter: either Monet or Kurt Jackson
Favourite poet/writer: Margaret Atwood (she’s a genius I’m telling you)
Favourite band: either ABBA or Queen
Favourite meal & drink: pho, and really bitter lemonade
Favourite outfit aesthetic/style: I don’t really know much about clothing aesthetics but dark academia vibes are my thing
Favourite singer: Aurora or Hozier
Favourite item you own: this super cool model of a sailboat
Favourite perfume: I don’t wear perfume but my mum has this one that smells like roses and it’s very comforting
I don’t really know many people on here well enough to tag them but I would also like to get to know people better so feel free to reblog :)
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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
savvygooner
LISTEN-
shesfromsaturn
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
teamnowalls
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
singingnightowl
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
laurdlannister-kingslayer
Lord have mercy….
Bye
mf-johnson
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
effigyofubiquity
lizzysarai
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
e-wifey
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
goldensweetcheeks
My head hurts…
lordhams
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
microtear
IM SCREAMING
hey-hey-shutthefuckup
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
chancethereaper
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
stvckyslvt
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
awkwardintrovert2004
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
cyberduckshark
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
daddyhyperion
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
katatles-the-fish
what the actual fuck is happening
emo-scooby-snack-loving-giant
1 is an even number
andy-the-anon
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
yeetkey
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
yeetkey
YOU FORGOT 5
ozzy-pawsbone-prince-of-barkness
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
yeetkey
What about it?????
ozzy-pawsbone-prince-of-barkness
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
yeetkey
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
suspicious-sweaters
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏
This is art at its finest
HOW ARE PEOPLE THINKING 30 AND 50 ARE ODD YOU CAN LITERALLY DIVIDE BOTH OF THEM BY TWO
Lockwood: at least I’ll die doing what I love
Lucy: and what do you love?
Lockwood: dying
#please I know this is foul#but you can’t pretend it isn’t in character#incorrect quotes#lockwood & co#shitpost#lockwood and co#lockwood#anthony lockwood#locklyle#lockwood & co shitpost#lucy carlyle#lockwood & co incorrect quotes#lockwood & co netflix#lockwood & co brainrot#incorrect lockwood & co#lucewood
Lockwood: only using food, what’s your favourite place you’ve visited
George: turkey
#please ik he didn’t leave London until tss#in the show anyway#but that’s totally something that George would say#he’s such a smartass#love him tho#shitpost#incorrect quotes#lockwood & co#lockwood and co#lockwood#anthony lockwood#lockwood & co shitpost#lockwood & co incorrect quotes#lockwood & co netflix#lockwood & co brainrot#george karim#george cubbins
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anyone else grow up convinced they were a child of athena but realize now they're probably not they just tied too much of their self worth to their grades and being considered the smart kid in school and made that their personality instead of their actual unique traits and interests or is that just me
Nope that tracks
Gonna post some art since I haven’t done that in a while. If you’re new here, please go check out my instagram! Full timelapse plus more art is there (username is the same)
I actually did this quite a while back but the thing I’m working on right now is taking AGES so I’m gonna post some old art while I finish my current WIP
Lucy: morni- what the fuck is going on
Lockwood: bullshit
George: war
Skull: hell
Kipps: idk I just live here
#shitpost#lockwood & co#lockwood and co#lockwood#anthony lockwood#locklyle#lockwood & co shitpost#lucy carlyle#lockwood & co incorrect quotes#incorrect lockwood & co#lockwood and co headcanons#lockwood and lucy#george cubbins#george karim#Kipps#quill kipps#the skull in the jar#the whispering skull#skull