Go say hi shes so sweet :3333

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‘Do Not Open’ is still one of my favorite episodes because of this absolute legend. He’s at the top of my list of badass people who survived encounters because they just ain’t with that shit.

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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

Hell yeah!!!!

When tecovery means eating a chocolate croissant for breakfast PLUS two bowls of cereal

Because you can

And fuck ana

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Warmed up Tesco’s all butter chocolate croissants microwaved taste like pancakes and croissants

Has anyone else noticed that as a society, we’re shamed for wanting to sleep? Sleeping in is bad, naps are only okay if they’re 20 minutes, you cant be tired unless you’re a <insert career/lifestyle choice here>, so on and so forth.

I mean, I think we all need to spread our blankets out, cuddle a pillow, and go to sleep. Everyone needs more of it, fuck this “it’s not productive” nonsense. It’s okay to sleep, it’s okay to want to sleep. You’re not lazy because of it.

Can we also stop with the one-upping about sleep. If someone tells you they’re tired because they only got six hours of sleep, please don’t immediately say “Oh that’s nothing! I only sleep three hours a night!”. Or “you don’t even know what tiredness is until you’ve done xyz thing!”

Just stop. We should all feel totally comfortable getting the amount of sleep we need. Be it four hours or 11.

Also, people who need 10 or 11 hours of sleep, or 12 or 14, do not need to do “extra” work in order to “earn” their sleep. Some people have less time and energy in their day to utilize. That is okay. Not a failure.

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"ALRIGHT, BLACKBOXWARRIORS! If we're gonna revive Dr. Sunshine, we've gotta take the first step and show this Mr. Capgras fellow these tomcats AREN'T disposable using cotard's solution! Ummm... This is kinda a lot... But don't worry, everything is a lot! We've got this! Now, Willard, hand me my shovel... It's time to make these white knuckle JERKS fall against the kitchen floor and show them what this Mary Bell Township can do!"

Allied Mastercomputer: hi im am

@tap3wormm

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"ALRIGHT, BLACKBOXWARRIORS! If we're gonna revive Dr. Sunshine, we've gotta take the first step and show this Mr. Capgras fellow these tomcats AREN'T disposable using cotard's solution! Ummm... This is kinda a lot... But don't worry, everything is a lot! We've got this! Now, Willard, hand me my shovel... It's time to make these white knuckle JERKS fall against the kitchen floor and show them what this Mary Bell Township can do!"

Allied Mastercomputer: hi im am

@tap3wormm

Jesus crhist im hingry today

i hate being at home bc i cba to cook properly so i just eat eat eat eat

And i cant have eggs

And i REALLY WANT A PROTEIN BAR

Cries

Update im going to tescos to get one

I need a cigarette and to fucking die