not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

WHERE ARE THEY NOW: This Post

in the years since its publication, the “Devil’s Sacrament” post has taken on a life of its own, becoming a part of tumblr vernacular and even extending outside the sphere of social media in minute amounts.

the salem witch trials have since become a sensation, being referenced by authors, musicians, and artists alike, with many believing it to be factual events.

tumblr user beetledrink was found dead and gay in a clown nightclub in 2006

maybe im a stupid asshole but one of my biggest tumblr pet peeves is when i see a popular post that DEFINITELY got posted to r/curatedtumblr or put in a funniest tumblr posts video or whatever and the post is the 3 or 4 original reblogs that make up the og post and then like 25 reblogs in a row of different people all saying some variation of "I CANT BELIEVE I FINALLY FOUND IT" or mentioning hellsite-hall-of-fame or something

this is so valid but i’m so sorry, we (the tumblr masses) could do the funniest thing here

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINALLY FOUND THIS POST ON REDDIT

FUCK

@hellsite-hall-of-fame HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

I did not think it would go this far lmao, my sincerest apologies

HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE FOUND THIS!

i could be your cancelled girlfriend

But yeah anyway, if you're learning portuguese I do think reading either the original turma da monica or turma da monica jovem can help you a lot, the comics helped me learn how to read as a kid

Just in case anyone is interested on the turma da monica jovem ones...

You do have to scroll down quite a bit to find the first volume, but it's there

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

I hate when there's no toilet paper coming out the bottom of these gentlemen and you have to tickle its nutsack to de-piss yourself

what sicko blazed this

Who that man

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

you forgor!!!!!! HIS PENITS!!!

Oh my god I forgot his peanut

gave him boobs because I can (boobs happen to be very engaging)

gave him boobs because

I can (boobs happen to be

very engaging)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@official-boob-posts

I was wondering how we would get to boobs but there we go

If this is not tax fraud, the laws need to be rewritten.

Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

And the Avatar

Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT

But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever...

Why do they even have that lever?

Well done everyone, 10/10 post

it wasn't ever normal that you guys were getting coffee for cheaper than people in Brazil and Colombia (the producers) do though, I hope you know that

having year round mangoes in Wisconsin isn't normal either btw there's a whole century that explains it actually

How Did He Get Up There?? 😮

It's a goat.

They can just do that.

“The fruit was never an apple”

Max Svabinsky, (1873-1962)

“In Paradise” circa 1918

rank: yummy :)

score: 10/10

notes: yeah

omg look at how they look at each other 😍😍 there's NO romantic explanation for this literally the amount of devotion they have could only be platonic. people who r just dating don't act like that, those two are sooo best friends