i am true animal boy not a toy

Don’t get be wrong axolotls are adorable and deserve the love but I don’t see enough attention for their freaky cave hermit cousins the olm

Like if u think the woman on the right is just as beautiful as the women on the left

I thought the head was just stylization you know - as one does - but no that's literally how they fucking look

the olm is like the Long Horse of amphibians

Borzoi Axolotl

Fascinated at the implication that Borzois don’t have eyes

what yall know about the special kind of sadness that seems to come with spring

gagged me

oh to be a pup being painted - by William Henry Hamilton Trood (1848-1899). 

You know he watched this happen and laughed his ass off and went, “people need to see this.”

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

ENIGMA. FUCK

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It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus

damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression

my pussy ferocious theykeep it at the zoo

my pussy atrocious it sounds like kazoo

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

they're demolishing the natural habitat of the gentle freak..............

These are like the same type of guy to me

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

black with low white spotting

perhams im will awaken to commit crimes

or perhams im will simplé continue my innocent sloumbers

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

quastion