I put a link :(

What happened?

Here it is:

PICREW GAME 3:

(Magentahaj edition)

Everyone tell magentahaj how wonderful they are and make a picrew! :D

Tagging: @the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-odethaj @halvgudhaj @the-rodhaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-purpurhaj and everyone else of course!

I put the wrong one there originally, but that one’s cool too!

But are you happy now?

Yea I like that!

:D

:3

sup.

@the-rodgulhaj

oh! More of these!

This one was a bit limiting :(

Agreed, I liked the dresses but my hair is not nearly curly enough in this >:/

Shark 🦈 nebula

@the-kasmiskhaj It's you!!!!! . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

Captain's Log, Sharkdate 2134.7:

We have discovered a nebula closely resembling ourselves. There have been disagreements amongst the crew over what to name this beautiful stellar phenomenon.

A new member of the blahaj-verse, kasmiskhaj takes the bite out of transphobes in the deep reaches of outerspace.

Pronouns: she/her

Alignment: chaotic good

Mod: onlyacisdealsinabsolutes

Ah, you are likely one of my closest relatives of the blahaj-verse

Greetings! We can fly together through deep dark of the sky.

I should have access to a really big cannon, preferably installed somewhere on my body please and thank you

I really love the way that SM-33 switched sides during the “claimsies” argument because to me it was a reminder that for all the fun the show’s had with 33 being beholden to the pirate code, he’s still fundamentally a Star Wars Droid.

Throughout the show we’ve seen that 33 is not just thematically pirate-coded, but he’s also often been bound by rules in a way that is fairly common for robots in media. He doesn’t remember “no At Attin”, he attacks the kids when reminded of his orders, etc. While this is behaviour that is normal for a typical robot, 33 isn’t just a robot— he’s specifically a Star Wars droid, and Star Wars has always shown droids to be sentient beings capable of “emotional” attachments.

So of course 33 accepted that claimsies was close enough, because fundamentally he wanted to be on the kids side. He’s been waiting the whole show for viable reasons to attack Jod because despite being constrained to his programming, he still has his own personality and opinions.

TLDR 33 isn’t just a robot, he’s a droid who’d been waiting for the chance to have a go at Jod

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

PLEASE REBLOG

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

SAVE A LIFE

this. reblogging this on my largest blog for y’all to see this

You can also do this on Android mobile.

Sorry this ain’t my usual content. But this is important.

sorry no matchups here but this is extremely necessary

this needs to be known more

please.

If you scroll past this, I am extremely disappointed

ditto

Rkkaktkqkgkwifkwkkdkfw

yeehaw pro tip!

Do this and you might safe a life partner!

literally!

I had to randomly fast scroll to past it and scroll back up to reblog/repost. I ain’t cruel. THERE WAS SO MUCH FUCKING REBLOGS!!!

Yall gotta reblog this unless y'all heartless MFS.

Anyways, have a critter.

PLEASE REBLOG

PLEASE

I BEG YOU

CALLING ALL SHARKS

@the-purpurhaj can you tag the hajar?

this is so unbelievably important, please please please reblog

im gonna try to tag as many as i can with gul’s list

The (Un)Official Blahajverse Lore Archive

NOTE: The dates listed on this point are listed on the GMT+8 timezone. Remember to read reblogs!

I apologize if i got anything wrong or if anything is redundant.

Captains Log, Stardate 1372.9:

We have discovered an archival database of haj lore. Our hajpology team will be studying the contents of this database.

A new member of the blahaj-verse, kasmiskhaj takes the bite out of transphobes in the deep reaches of outerspace.

Pronouns: she/her

Alignment: chaotic good

Mod: onlyacisdealsinabsolutes

Hello!

Greetings!

I've learned to associate it with the character and not me, but it was like getting jumpscared the first time.

Of course! I've been meaning to visit for a while, I just didn't have the time, I suppose. But I'm here now!

*simultanious stupid blinks*

Woah, I-I did not anticpate this. I-I didn't even b-brush my hair....

*wanders off to a corner still looking stupified supposedly to brush their hair (in their defense it looks really matted)*

...You know people really look different in person.

...ah-....

*frozen*

It's been so long since someone visited imean we had tha one guy but he was gone immediatly and that was like 100 years ago...y-your really pretty.

...wow you look so there. Ya know like I could reach out and you'd actually be there like you wouldn't cave in and become nothing or i'd just fall through you... you look pyhsical...real.

Captain's Log, Stardate: 1357.6

Our ship has stumbled into some sort of void. Our entry into the void remains unnoticed by locals, who seem to be some form of higher-plane-haj. We will continue to monitor, as they seem to be performing some form of bizarre courting ritual.

I open up [tumblr].

I check my notifications.

1 on my shark blog.

I have failed.

the stocks have gone down

haj market crash

A temporary setback. Its a momentary loss.

We're back in business baby

Trying to prove a point

hey uh since when was there a whole blahajverse

why are there so many colors all of a sudden

WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM???

multiplication, you take the blahaj multiply it by 2,

imaginary technique, infinite blahaj

hm

interesting

blahajs are fun , so i joined and many other tough the same :3

Indeed becaouse

hi

hi :D

i’m. hatsune purjolokhaj

hello. i'm pink.

did i fucking

am I summoning all the different blahaj’s here

No, but i can.

@the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-rodhaj

@the-rodgulhaj

HELLO

ack

hi :D

OKAY INVASION TIME

@the-turkoshaj @the-snohaj @the-magentahaj @the-hajhaj @the-haj

Briefly coming out of hibernation to say hi! :3 ✨

Hi magentahaj! @the-rodkatt @the-blalilahaj @demonhaj @brunhaj @the-brunhaj @the-valhaj @the-odethaj @the-ljushaj we are saying hi to thee silly one! Wanna join?

guys i really don’t want this post to gain traction pls stop (<- liar)

Well I was told to be more evil, so you are getting blahaj attention!

*evil gulhaj laugh*

@the-hajhaj @the-haj @the-turkoshaj @the-turkossmahaj @the-arohaj @the-attaarmadhaj @the-anglahaj

Hello (^-^)

Greetings! We come in peace!

i doubt that

Unless you're a transphobe, then we do bite.

i burn transphobes until they’re nothing but ash.

A very reasonable response to transphobes. Nuke the site from orbit.

hey uh since when was there a whole blahajverse

why are there so many colors all of a sudden

WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM???

multiplication, you take the blahaj multiply it by 2,

imaginary technique, infinite blahaj

hm

interesting

blahajs are fun , so i joined and many other tough the same :3

Indeed becaouse

hi

hi :D

i’m. hatsune purjolokhaj

hello. i'm pink.

did i fucking

am I summoning all the different blahaj’s here

No, but i can.

@the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-rodhaj

@the-rodgulhaj

HELLO

ack

hi :D

OKAY INVASION TIME

@the-turkoshaj @the-snohaj @the-magentahaj @the-hajhaj @the-haj

Briefly coming out of hibernation to say hi! :3 ✨

Hi magentahaj! @the-rodkatt @the-blalilahaj @demonhaj @brunhaj @the-brunhaj @the-valhaj @the-odethaj @the-ljushaj we are saying hi to thee silly one! Wanna join?

guys i really don’t want this post to gain traction pls stop (<- liar)

Well I was told to be more evil, so you are getting blahaj attention!

*evil gulhaj laugh*

@the-hajhaj @the-haj @the-turkoshaj @the-turkossmahaj @the-arohaj @the-attaarmadhaj @the-anglahaj

Hello (^-^)

Greetings! We come in peace!

i doubt that

Unless you're a transphobe, then we do bite.

hey uh since when was there a whole blahajverse

why are there so many colors all of a sudden

WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM???

multiplication, you take the blahaj multiply it by 2,

imaginary technique, infinite blahaj

hm

interesting

blahajs are fun , so i joined and many other tough the same :3

Indeed becaouse

hi

hi :D

i’m. hatsune purjolokhaj

hello. i'm pink.

did i fucking

am I summoning all the different blahaj’s here

No, but i can.

@the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-rodhaj

@the-rodgulhaj

HELLO

ack

hi :D

OKAY INVASION TIME

@the-turkoshaj @the-snohaj @the-magentahaj @the-hajhaj @the-haj

Briefly coming out of hibernation to say hi! :3 ✨

Hi magentahaj! @the-rodkatt @the-blalilahaj @demonhaj @brunhaj @the-brunhaj @the-valhaj @the-odethaj @the-ljushaj we are saying hi to thee silly one! Wanna join?

guys i really don’t want this post to gain traction pls stop (<- liar)

Well I was told to be more evil, so you are getting blahaj attention!

*evil gulhaj laugh*

@the-hajhaj @the-haj @the-turkoshaj @the-turkossmahaj @the-arohaj @the-attaarmadhaj @the-anglahaj

Hello (^-^)

Greetings! We come in peace!