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Hi!
I am korall fisk or korall haj which many call me. I am the first ever haj (shark) introduced by ikea.
Ooc: Redditors traced the korall fisk to a picture taken in 2006 which was before the grossby, klapper haj and blåhaj. Korall fisk survived until 2008.
Tags: @the-purpurhaj
Sources:
What the media won't show
check handsoff2025.com to find a protest near you for this saturday
stay safe, cover your face, don't wear identifying clothes. bring water and snacks, as well as any medication you might need. write your emergency numbers on your arm in sharpie so if you are unconscious people around you know who to contact. leave your cellphone at home so that the cops cant use your location info to prove you were there. if you need a phone, buy a cheap burner. make sure you have the phone number of someone who wont be at the protest memorized, and tell them exactly where you are going and how long you plan on being there. wear comfortable shoes and say "i do not consent to a search" if the police try to search you.
good luck friends <3
Great news everyone! Blob is fine!!
tag list part 3, haj 101 through 150
@brunhaj @the-turkossmahaj @regnbagshaj @the-screenwriting-haj @the-turkoshaj @svard-haj @ultraviolett-haj @the-attaarmadhaj @the-anglahaj @the-litenhaj @the-448c-haj @the-eldritch-skrackhaj @ogiltig-haj @swimhaj @spelutvecklare-haj @the-sonicjah @the-v1haj @cardboard-haj @the-hajhaj @the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-odethaj @halvgudhaj @the-emohaj @the-arohaj @the-crowhaj @the-korallfisk @scoliosis-haj @the-valhaj @gummy-haj @the-kasmiskhaj @butiksagarehaj @the-truth-seekers @unregistered-haj @the-dovehaj @sibhaj @den-av-alla-hajen @bagarhaj @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e @the-brathaj @gandalf-the-grahaj @the-frankenhaj @natthaj @redhoodhaj @dm-haj @the-vamphaj @bookworm-haj @the-butterhaj @biblically-accurate-haj
Great news everyone! Blob is fine!!
tag list part 1, haj 1 through 50
@the-blahaj @the-rodhaj @the-gronhaj @the-gulhaj @the-lilahaj @the-svarthaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-grahaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-vithaj @the-magentahaj @demonhaj @the-demonhaj @thedivineguldhaj @the-rutighaj @the-smahaj @the-haj @the-djavulsksilverhaj @the-purpurhaj @the-purjolokhaj @the-brunhaj @brunhaj @the-turkossmahaj @regnbagshaj @the-screenwriting-haj @the-turkoshaj @svard-haj @ultraviolett-haj @the-attaarmadhaj @the-anglahaj @the-448c-haj @the-eldritch-skrackhaj @ogiltig-haj @swimhaj @spelutvecklare-haj @the-sonicjah @the-v1haj @cardboard-haj @the-hajhaj @hajtale @the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-odethaj @halvgudhaj @the-emohaj @the-arohaj @the-crowhaj @the-korallfisk @scoliosis-haj @the-valhaj
Blip the shark has died today, send this ask to all your followers:”II have to report Blob the shark is now dead”
RIP Blob the shark.
@regnbagshaj, @the-purpurhaj, could you spread the word please?
Blob was a good shark. RIP
5k and I’ll tell my parents I’m queer
(making this an unreasonable amount for obvious reasons. also I don’t expect notes lmao)
:3
>:3
10K notes and i come out as trans to my parents (tehe unrealistic for a reason 😊😊😊)
(inspo from @madambellepepper lmk if u want me to take this down)
hehehehehe shork attack >:3
note games are popular huh? i’ll give one a try, could use the encouragement (these are all “i will try to” but hey we’ll see where i end up!)
20 notes and i’ll wake up on time
35 notes and i’ll reconnect with friends i’ve lost touch with
50 and i’ll start saving early and get more work (+ apply for other jobs)
60 and i’ll exercise and get sun more regularly
75 and i’ll try and tailor a more comfortable, gender affirming wardrobe for myself
80 and i’ll buy a guitar and start learning it (and practice bass more frequently)
99 and i’ll be nice to myself more often
over 100 notes and honestly no idea, dealer’s choice
use etiquette, don’t spam (1 or 2 replies, 1 or 2 reblogs, 1 like, etc, you may tag others) thank you :)
Go, my shonks get everyone else
sorry if formatting is a bit weird or if any tags don't work, i won't be able to use my computer for the next 8-9 hours and am therefore on my phone ;-;
@blalilahaj
@the-purjolokhaj @brunhaj @the-turkoshaj @svard-haj @ultraviolett-haj @the-attaarmadhaj @the-litenhaj @the-448c-haj @ogiltig-haj @swimhaj @the-v1haj @the-hajhaj @the-blavingad @the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-odethaj @the-emohaj @biblicallyaccurateangel-haj @the-arohaj @the-crowhaj @the-korallfisk @scoliosis-haj @the-valhaj @gummy-haj
@bookworm-haj
@the-butterhaj
@natthaj
@biblically-accurate-haj
@the-invertedhaj
@the-rymdenhaj
@the-norsehaj
@spikeplushiehaj
@the-aftonsparv
@starz-rambles
@larryhaj
@the-purpursparv
I wuv gimmick bwogs dey’we da wabid middwe schoowews of da tumbwr ecosystem UwU
This post has been UwU-ified!
! ' - ...
4/22
Prime example all over here
official gimmick post
o l d b a y
this post has big naturals!
This post is now 120 degrees!
THIS POST HURTS!!! TOO MUCH ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION!!!
MY POOR POST
I don't see any fish....
Imagine time as this post. Each of our lives is a gimmick blog, extant only for as long as the gimmick remains amusing, but each contributing to a greater phenomenon that could outlast any individual. There were gimmick blogs before us. There will be gimmick blogs after we are gone. In fact, cosmologists believe that the rate of gimmick blog posting is increasing, though where the energy to produce such expansion originates is still unknown.
As populations of native Gimmick Blogs increase, conservationists are more frequently able to observe this meme's mating ritual. The Gimmick Blog Orgy occurs when a large number of Gimmick Blogs converge on a single post, each bringing its own often very long list of viewers who then attract other Gimmick Blogs to the post. The blogs perform their mating displays as we see above.
The grandiose sight of a Gimmick Blog Orgy does potentially have a sinister underside, however. Conservationists are concerned about the risk of the tumblr ecosystem becoming overrun by Gimmick Blogs as their rate of breeding increases. Some have classified the Gimmick Blog Orgy as a noxious meme due to its impact on other posts, but this category is not among those that we apply here at the TACM.
We have classified this native meme as potentially invasive due to its large and destructive impact on the posts where it appears, but it remains to be seen whether the Gimmick Blog Orgy is a true invasive or simply a meme enjoying a healthy explosive-growth phase of its life cycle.
I know I said I would stop reblogging this but literally what the fuck
Sharmnk
@the-blahaj @the-grahaj @the-djavulsksilverhaj @the-purpurhaj get the rest of us hehe
Shork (magic edition) ˚˖°.⊹ ࣪ ˖
The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.
Ehe, what the fuck?
Let's get this post moving guys, children are everywhere. Protect them.
MAP'S SHOULD NOT EXIST.
Yeah okay, I'll reblog that! >:(
You guys know what to do
YO I FOUND A LIST ON PINTERES
heres a link for a better the better photo: LINK
10 notes - I’ll write 100 words
25 notes - I’ll write 200 more words
35 notes - I do a writing sprint for thirty minutes without getting distracted
50 notes - I’ll hit 2k words on the lotus story 🪷 (tbh I might hit it before you guys get here due to the other note goals)
75 notes - I’ll hit 2.5k🪷
90 notes - I’ll hit 3k🪷
100 notes - I’ll continue brainstorming a project(s?) that I forgot about
110 notes - I’ll work on lore documents for my projects
120 notes - I’ll plot some projects
130 notes - im going to finish writing traditionally for some of my other projects
150 notes - at least write down the project ideas I have even though I have so many others
200 notes - I’ll do some writing dares from y’all (anything that is within my boundaries)
300 notes - try to do some of my new writing ideas even though I have a lot (wahhh)
I’ll check this later + add more
ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
hiya! so i noticed my mental health has been lowk going to shit lately, and i wanted to make something to boost my will-to-live and will-to-take-care-of-myself, that sort of thing. and whether it’s my friends, my parents, my therapist, my psychiatrist, or even my girlfriend, being reminded by a few people to do responsible things isn’t always helpful. so, i’m going to see if trying one of those tumblr note challenge dealios would be helpful, especially to provide a sense of obligation to do a certain task. and obviously, i make no promises that i’ll end up going through with all these tasks, because this is all for fun. but i do, of course, plan to try my hardest to do all this
5 notes - wear my retainer every night
10 notes - take prozac every morning
15 notes - take vitamin b12 every morning
20 notes - brush my teeth at least once a day
25 notes - clean my room once a week
30 notes - brush my teeth at least twice a day
35 notes - eat at least two meals a day
40 notes - go to sleep before midnight on weekdays
45 notes - ask my mom to get my nose pierced
50 notes - cut after school naps out of my sleep schedule
55 notes - finish reading 1984 by george orwell
60 notes - finish reading brave new world by aldous huxley
65 notes - get caught up on ao3 marked for later
70 notes - eat breakfast every day
75 notes - go to sleep at 10:30 pm on weekdays
100 notes - try animating in procreate
200 notes - ask my parents for a binder
300 notes - clean out my closet tags under the cut: (these are all the people i consider my tumblr friends btw [even if we've like never talked] and if you wanna be tumblr friends just shoot me an ask or send me a message!!)
Who has the list?
Edit: I do
@blalilahaj
@thedivineguldhaj
@the-blavingad
@the-emohaj
@biblicallyaccurateangel-haj
@the-truth-seekers
@the-rymdenhaj
@the-norsehaj
@spikeplushiehaj
@the-aftonsparv
@starz-rambles
@larryhaj
@the-purpursparv
@the-rod-katthaj
Darn shame if this circulated…
So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?
T R I P L E K I L L
DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.
Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy
Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)
@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground
Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button
damn better not….tag some famous people
Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage
@amongussexgif (/nf)
oh noooooo… how could this have happened…
Oopsie
Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this
I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm
Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble
@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @justsomeominousthreats @nominous-threats @this-threat-is-ominous @notomimousthreats @a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @completely-unreadable-threats @the-worst-list-of-threats @the-porn-ominous-threat @not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat @taerht-suonimo @clickbaitominousthreats @ominous-signs @the-last-ominous-threat
refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list
GET DA BISH.
sic em
attacl
You know what to do soldiers.
Reeeeeeaal shame I hit that button
If I reblogged this, it sure would be a shame, wouldn’t it? Oopsie! My hand slipped!
Yeah okay, I’ll reblog that!
It’d be a shame… if someone stole this post. From america.
oh it’d be just a downright SHAME if i were to reblog this
why it’d just be a shame if this were spread further wouldn’t it
oopsie, misclicked. Tee hee
Reminder: The guy’s name is Lieutenant John Pike, in case you missed it above
oh no it would be sooo bad if I accidentally summoned my mutuals
@chaos-triangle (hey star mind summoning literally everyone-)
On it!
@kianf1sh @mildlybizarrecorvid @moonys-chaos @writingnotes520 @stories-i-guess @bewarethecircles @swords-and-chaos @sillyguyz4ever @spikeplushiehaj @kittyofthestarz @happilycyberobject @mabelpinesgrapplinghookxoxo01 @chaos-creature-on-the-roof @fireflychaosdemon @thatacefrog @that-0ne-sam @audhdprincess @0mr-friendly0 @ace-does-nerd-stuff @venus-salam-the-puppet @letsplayhydeandseek @sapient-marshmallow-princess (the master mellow mind)
Screw the police
Free palestine
Peace 4 Ukraine
@ my moots
Thank ya for summoning me yet again to this post!
@freakasaurus-rex @thatacefrog @that-weird-bee @evilscientist3 @a-calico-rabbit @weirdmageddon @weirdness-is-good @abd-illustrates @ghost-esc-tacy @bee-snail @bees-official @xx-th33-s1lly-0n3-xx @xx-d3m0n-k33p3r-d4rk-xx @aron-artist @kermit-the-fag-uwu @dungeonlv1
anyone else that I forgot this time an’ last time! There’re a lotta ya!
A damn crying shame….
oops! my finger slipped
notes goals!!!
0 notes: i will do nothing
there are no goals beyond that
omg we reached all the note goals!!! looks like i gotta get to work
alright finally finished doing nothing
the fact this is like the most notes i've ever received on a post. sure is something
you're really doing this to me huh?
fine then. get me to 10k notes. i dare you.
^^ I could tag my secret weapon :p
hey @the-purpurhaj @regnbagshaj you guys could do something funny
tag list part 3
@the-grahaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-vithaj @the-klapparhaj @the-magentahaj @blalilahaj @demonhaj @the-demonhaj @thedivineguldhaj @the-rutighaj @the-smahaj @the-haj @the-djavulsksilverhaj @the-purpurhaj @the-purjolokhaj @the-brunhaj @brunhaj @the-turkossmahaj @regnbagshaj @the-screenwriting-haj @the-turkoshaj @svard-haj @ultraviolett-haj @the-attaarmadhaj @the-anglahaj @the-leendehaj @the-litenhaj @the-448c-haj @the-eldritch-skrackhaj @ogiltig-haj @swimhaj @the-ljusgrahaj @spelutvecklare-haj @the-sonicjah @the-v1haj @cardboard-haj @the-hajhaj @the-blavingad @the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-odethaj @halvgudhaj @the-emohaj @the-fotografhaj @biblicallyaccurateangel-haj @the-arohaj @the-crowhaj @the-korallfisk @scoliosis-haj
notes goals!!!
0 notes: i will do nothing
there are no goals beyond that
omg we reached all the note goals!!! looks like i gotta get to work
alright finally finished doing nothing
the fact this is like the most notes i've ever received on a post. sure is something
you're really doing this to me huh?
fine then. get me to 10k notes. i dare you.
^^ I could tag my secret weapon :p
hey @the-purpurhaj @regnbagshaj you guys could do something funny
tag list part 2
@the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-odethaj @halvgudhaj @the-emohaj @the-fotografhaj @biblicallyaccurateangel-haj @the-arohaj @the-crowhaj @the-korallfisk @scoliosis-haj @the-valhaj @gummy-haj @the-kasmiskhaj @butiksagarehaj @the-truth-seekers @unregistered-haj @the-batmanhaj @the-dovehaj @alcoholhaj @sibhaj @den-av-alla-hajen @bagarhaj @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e @the-brathaj @gandalf-the-grahaj @the-frankenhaj @natthaj @redhoodhaj @dm-haj @the-vamphaj @bookworm-haj @the-dandyhaj @the-butterhaj @natthaj @biblically-accurate-haj @teto-haj @sleepyhaj @the-invertedhaj @the-rymdenhaj @the-norsehaj @mintblue-haj @the-blahaj @the-rodhaj @the-gronhaj @the-gulhaj @rosahaj @the-lilahaj @the-svarthaj @the-rodbrunhaj
btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
J.K. Rowling is apparently now filing a defamation lawsuit against someone who made fun of her for saying this, which means its time to spread this like wildfire!
sure would be a shame if- oops, that's the reblog button!
WOAH. WRONG BUTTON SORRY!!
AGGH MY FINGER SLIPPED WHILE DOING HENNA-
Oh, dearie me, I seem to have accidentally reblogged this-
Oh heavens! It seems I’ve accidentally pressed reblog!
WHOOPS
finger slipped
i wonder what this button that displays a loop does
I hath miscalculated my finger touch spot on magic picture.box
nooo a piece of cereal fell onto the reblog button!!!
Oh, dear. Sadly I don't have hands, so clearly this reblog doesn't exist! -pride
oh no ive clicked the very wrong thing huh- so uh- what did i do exactly?
